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Quick! How do I join the Goonswarm Federation?!
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Andski
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#21 - 2011-10-09 08:05:27 UTC
Don't listen to these idiots, I'm the only person authorized to recruit for GoonWaffe. See my title? Yeah.

Twitter: @EVEAndski

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths."    - Abrazzar
Prince Kobol
#22 - 2011-10-09 08:35:18 UTC
You become a pedophile then you are a goon...
Prince Kobol
#23 - 2011-10-09 08:35:34 UTC
Just kidding Big smile
Prince Kobol
#24 - 2011-10-09 08:35:54 UTC
No but seriously you need to be a pedophile
Prince Kobol
#25 - 2011-10-09 08:37:36 UTC
No that's not funny..

I apologise its all lies :)

You just need to be a good honest member of the community, find homes for kittens and puppies and just be a generally all round swell guy (and girl) Big smile
Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
#26 - 2011-10-09 08:42:48 UTC
Prince Kobol wrote:
…and just be a generally all round swell guy (and girl) Big smile
…preferably at the same time.
Psychophantic
#27 - 2011-10-09 09:00:08 UTC
Andski wrote:
Don't listen to these idiots, I'm the only person authorized to recruit for GoonWaffe. See my title? Yeah.


Nice bio btw.

EnderCapitalG > I need to get laid. I'm turning into a bigger *******

(12:14:53 AM) the_mittani: when you gank before scouting
(12:14:56 AM) the_mittani: you gank with HITLER
(12:15:05 AM) the_mittani: or more accurately you flub with hitler
(12:15:10 AM) the_mittani: don't be that ***
Psychophantic
#28 - 2011-10-09 09:00:55 UTC
Psychophantic wrote:
Andski wrote:
Don't listen to these idiots, I'm the only person authorized to recruit for GoonWaffe. See my title? Yeah.


Nice bio btw.

EnderCapitalG > I need to get laid. I'm turning into a bigger *******

(12:14:53 AM) the_mittani: when you gank before scouting
(12:14:56 AM) the_mittani: you gank with ******
(12:15:05 AM) the_mittani: or more accurately you flub with ******
(12:15:10 AM) the_mittani: don't be that ***


Where do I sign up? Goons seem pretty cool.
The Mittani
State War Academy
Caldari State
#29 - 2011-10-09 09:27:12 UTC
scan before you gank, it's important

~hi~
Ntrails
State War Academy
Caldari State
#30 - 2011-10-09 10:32:19 UTC
it's only important for effeminate girly men
Ntrails
State War Academy
Caldari State
#31 - 2011-10-09 10:32:43 UTC
that's right, i'm talking about the dread pirate iraf
The Mittani
State War Academy
Caldari State
#32 - 2011-10-09 10:35:47 UTC
you're just jealous of my beauty

~hi~
Ntrails
State War Academy
Caldari State
#33 - 2011-10-09 10:39:05 UTC
If, by beauty, you mean wealth, lifestyle and puppy? Sure
The Mittani
State War Academy
Caldari State
#34 - 2011-10-09 10:40:23 UTC
Ntrails wrote:
If, by beauty, you mean wealth, lifestyle and puppy? Sure


those too

~hi~
Ntrails
State War Academy
Caldari State
#35 - 2011-10-09 10:44:11 UTC
To respond to the OP, incidentally, you won't get into goonfleet because Karttoon is a true goon hero. I suggest applying to pubbie corps like Merch Industrial who have the freedom to recruit openly.

Warning though, if we notice that you are just a high sec ****** trying to save yourself we will probably screw you, buyer beware. Service guarantees citizenship or something.
Prince Kobol
#36 - 2011-10-09 10:57:01 UTC
hang on.. are we saying the Mittani is a he/she/she/he/he/she/he/she/she/he Question
Feligast
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#37 - 2011-10-09 11:06:21 UTC
Prince Kobol wrote:
hang on.. are we saying the Mittani is a he/she/she/he/he/she/he/she/she/he Question


No. We're saying his puppy drives a better car than the rest of us.

And gets more bitches.
Icee Fae
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#38 - 2011-10-09 11:11:20 UTC
I am currently taking applications for those wishing to join the Goonswarm Federation progressive training corp. You will be required to spend a minimum of three (3) weeks in this corp to prove yourself before you progress to the main Goonswarm Federation corp (GoonWaffe).

Please Evemail me (This character) ingame to submit your application.
Neddy Fox
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
#39 - 2011-10-09 11:17:20 UTC
Just in case OP was genuine :

You have to have a forum account for at least 6 months on somethingaweful.

From there (that forum) you will be able to read what it takes to REALLY join goons.

There is NO ingame method of joining them unless you're part of somethingaweful.
disasteur
disasterous industries
#40 - 2011-10-09 11:18:31 UTC
Lyris Nairn wrote:
Send me a mail in-game.



3 likes recieved for (send me a mail in-game) how high did you trained the likes skill?
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