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Private Pineapple

Brutor Tribe

Minmatar Republic

Likes received: 464

#1 - 2012-07-08 22:28:48 UTC | Edited by: Private Pineapple

I need to become more relevant in EVE Online. Being a Kingpin of the C&P forums and the true heir to the CSM throne is not enough for me. I need something crisp. Something fresh. Something... new.

Pitch me your ideas on how I could gain more relevance.

I was thinking about these options:

1) I could become a master PVPer and then biomass myself over some small mechanic that terribly upset me. This is what Infinity Ziona did.

2) I could forge a nullsec empire that conquers every single system.

3) I could start a bank, and then eventually run off with the ISK. Just like Haargoth.

4) I would write stories of my awesomeness in the middle of nowhere. Just like Vladimir Norkoff and his stories.

Aliastra Gallente Federation 323
Charles Baker Aliastra Gallente Federation Likes received: 323	#2 - 2012-07-08 22:29:40 UTC 1 Chat show, you've certainly got the hair for it

Okami Syndicate 3,673
Akirei Scytale Okami Syndicate Likes received: 3,673	#3 - 2012-07-08 22:31:54 UTC 6 Put on a dress and dance for everyone on a livestream while singing Lady Gaga hits adapted to EVE online lyrically.

Can Preachers of Kador 584
Shameless Avenger Can Preachers of Kador Likes received: 584	#4 - 2012-07-08 22:32:52 UTC 3 Can't tell you what to do but here is one thing to avoid: Don't get a haircut out of a Harry Potter movie and start making videos with horrible curtains in the background. "This is the Ninja. He will scan you down; he will salvage your wrecks and there shall be no aggro"

Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic 29,245
Surfin's PlunderBunny Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic Likes received: 29,245	#5 - 2012-07-08 22:34:05 UTC Akirei Scytale wrote: Put on a dress and dance for everyone on a livestream while singing Lady Gaga hits adapted to EVE online lyrically. The Curzon Dax strategy with Lady Gaga? I'll resub for that "Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has? http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny


Shameless Avenger Can Preachers of Kador Likes received: 584	#6 - 2012-07-08 22:35:11 UTC Akirei Scytale wrote: Put on a dress and dance for everyone on a livestream while singing Lady Gaga hits adapted to EVE online lyrically. This has potential. Bonus points of you use body paint and a wig to perfectly match your avatar's look. "This is the Ninja. He will scan you down; he will salvage your wrecks and there shall be no aggro"

Private Pineapple

Brutor Tribe

Minmatar Republic

Likes received: 464

#7 - 2012-07-08 22:35:29 UTC

Charles Baker wrote:

Chat show, you've certainly got the hair for it

So like Caesar Flickerman in The Hunger Games? Neat. I could do that.

Akirei Scytale wrote:

Put on a dress and dance for everyone on a livestream while singing Lady Gaga hits adapted to EVE online lyrically.

Interesting idea. Bizarre, but interesting.

Shameless Avenger wrote:

Can't tell you what to do but here is one thing to avoid:

Don't get a haircut out of a Harry Potter movie and start making videos with horrible curtains in the background.

Are you talking about Xenuria? Well, I could do the same thing he is doing but with no curtains in the background! That'll surely put me on top.

Reicine Ceer

State War Academy

Caldari State

Likes received: 197

#8 - 2012-07-08 22:36:47 UTC

While a spraypainted Titan was what was always in my head for this, you're almost famous enough to pull off a "roving trade caravan" out in null. Just load up with what alliances might need, and blag your way past gatecamps with promises of excellent trade possibilities :)

Or start your own corp, where everyone must have the same hair as you?

Or suicide bomb the Jita offramp? ...thats more "notoriety" than fame though....


Charles Baker Aliastra Gallente Federation Likes received: 323	#9 - 2012-07-08 22:39:12 UTC I retract my previous suggestion, and suggest that you become the new Glen Beck of EVE, get a chalkboard and record yourself constructing wild conspiracy theories, doublepoints if these theories relate to the imminent second coming of Molle, Mittens and Montolio adopting children together, or Obamacare.

Private Pineapple

Brutor Tribe

Minmatar Republic

Likes received: 464

#10 - 2012-07-08 22:40:45 UTC

How about this.

You know how Mintchip betrayed Garmon after acquiring something like 180b ISK?

I could make a bunch of videos and be annoying just like Mintchip. Then I would stumble across some random master PVPer who is also a female, and then she would fall in love with me. She would send me a lot of ISK one night. At that point I would betray her.

This sounds like an excellent plan.


Shameless Avenger Can Preachers of Kador Likes received: 584	#11 - 2012-07-08 22:44:20 UTC I think I have a clip of Iris Chacon dancing around with some pineapples in the head. "This is the Ninja. He will scan you down; he will salvage your wrecks and there shall be no aggro"

Mr Epeen

It's All About Me

Likes received: 11,530

#12 - 2012-07-08 22:46:33 UTC

Join a loser online community like Something Awful and create your very own empire of nerd love. Don't forget to ban anyone that doesn't 'like' your every post and splash geek threads in your honor every chance they get.

I guarantee within a month people will be saying, "mitanni who?", as they stay awake all night glued to the forums so as not to miss any for your psalms of wisdom.

Mr Epeen Cool

Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State 270
The Protato Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State Likes received: 270	#13 - 2012-07-08 22:51:51 UTC Or you could try to take one step in the footsteps of the great and obscure ElQuirko.

Non Constructive Self Management 837
Virgil Travis Non Constructive Self Management Likes received: 837	#14 - 2012-07-08 22:52:13 UTC Go out in style like Ginger Magician Unified Church of the Unobligated - madness in the method Mamma didn't raise no victims.


Private Pineapple Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic Likes received: 464	#15 - 2012-07-08 22:57:27 UTC Virgil Travis wrote: Go out in style like Ginger Magician This would take a while. I first need to train cap skills. .

Doomheim 478
EvEa Deva Doomheim Likes received: 478	#16 - 2012-07-08 22:58:23 UTC You could mine in highsec, them people are the true risk VS reward players

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Julius Rigel Likes received: 192	#17 - 2012-07-08 23:24:02 UTC You could become a racing pilot. Bitches love racing pilots. Then when you've won a few championships, you could end your career by exploding during a race and taking three other racers along with you to the ~~grave~~ clone bay! Do YOU like to undock?

Monkey Steals The Peach 864
Grumpymunky Monkey Steals The Peach Likes received: 864	#18 - 2012-07-09 01:08:48 UTC I've been noticing how kids love anything with a lowercase "i" in front of it. We could try iPrivate or iPineapple. Post with your monkey. Thread locked due to lack of pants.