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What is the avatar above you thinking?

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Gaellia Bonaventure
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#2821 - 2012-07-06 16:48:05 UTC
Some days you just gotta cut their throats and put it all behind you.

Bring your possibles.
The Lemming
Doomheim
#2822 - 2012-07-06 16:59:49 UTC
Bob has been such a gentleman, and I've really put him through hell. I'll let him get to 1st base tonight!

Is it safe to come out now?
The Protato
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#2823 - 2012-07-06 17:41:02 UTC
The Lemming wrote:
Bob has been such a gentleman, and I've really put him through hell. I'll let him get to 1st base tonight!


That cliff looks damn inviting, for certain.
Telegram Sam
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#2824 - 2012-07-06 17:43:34 UTC
The Protato wrote:
The Lemming wrote:
Bob has been such a gentleman, and I've really put him through hell. I'll let him get to 1st base tonight!


That cliff looks damn inviting, for certain.

These things are great! I can ogle bikini women at the beach, and nobody will know I'm looking!
Ginseng Jita
PAN-EVE TRADING COMPANY
#2825 - 2012-07-06 18:22:21 UTC
Good thing nobody can read my mind. Now where did I put my binky?
The Protato
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#2826 - 2012-07-06 18:34:38 UTC
Ginseng Jita wrote:
Good thing nobody can read my mind. Now where did I put my binky?


You may be admiring my soft and shapely exterior but, I can assure you, inside it beats a heart of pure ice. Now, bring my goddamn pina colada.
War Kitten
Panda McLegion
#2827 - 2012-07-06 18:43:09 UTC
The Protato wrote:
Ginseng Jita wrote:
Good thing nobody can read my mind. Now where did I put my binky?


You may be admiring my soft and shapely exterior but, I can assure you, inside it beats a heart of pure ice. Now, bring my goddamn pina colada.


"Buy the goggles," he said....

"It's just like a monocle but twice the fun," he said...

What I wanna know is why do I feel like a reject from a Mad Max film?

I don't judge people by their race, religion, color, size, age, gender, or ethnicity. I judge them by their grammar, spelling, syntax, punctuation, clarity of expression, and logical consistency.
The Protato
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#2828 - 2012-07-06 19:21:07 UTC
War Kitten wrote:
"Buy the goggles," he said....

"It's just like a monocle but twice the fun," he said...

What I wanna know is why do I feel like a reject from a Mad Max film?


Maybe if I pout enough, an agent will make a mission about rescuing me...
Gogela
Epic Ganking Time
CODE.
#2829 - 2012-07-06 19:31:45 UTC
The Protato wrote:
War Kitten wrote:
"Buy the goggles," he said....

"It's just like a monocle but twice the fun," he said...

What I wanna know is why do I feel like a reject from a Mad Max film?


Maybe if I pout enough, an agent will make a mission about rescuing me...

I think I pooped a little... in my pants... hope no one notices...

Signatures should be used responsibly...
The Protato
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#2830 - 2012-07-06 19:36:57 UTC
Gogela wrote:
I think I pooped a little... in my pants... hope no one notices...


Heh. My name is Gogela. I wear goggles.

This is called wit.
Gaellia Bonaventure
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#2831 - 2012-07-06 19:39:24 UTC
Hey these X-ray glasses I bought from the ad in the back of a comic book really do work!

Bring your possibles.
Ursula Thrace
Dreamland Augmented Consortium
#2832 - 2012-07-06 19:45:42 UTC
"I wonder how long it'll take him to realize that I replaced the goo in his pod with jello."

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Valerie Tessel
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#2833 - 2012-07-06 21:22:17 UTC
[Ursula Thrace] You came here in that? You're brave.

Tactical destroyers... I'll take a dozen Gallente, please.
Sloppy Podfarts
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#2834 - 2012-07-07 02:04:27 UTC
"They'll never notice I wizzed in their cereal" Cool
Terram alWathani
WiNGSPAN Delivery Services
WiNGSPAN Delivery Network
#2835 - 2012-07-07 02:15:25 UTC
Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Pinky?
Valerie Tessel
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#2836 - 2012-07-07 03:25:33 UTC
[Terram alWathani] Duuude. Dude. I mean, seriously... dude.

Tactical destroyers... I'll take a dozen Gallente, please.
Ginseng Jita
PAN-EVE TRADING COMPANY
#2837 - 2012-07-07 03:35:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Ginseng Jita
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Gaellia Bonaventure
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#2838 - 2012-07-07 15:57:02 UTC
Don't hate me because I'm blonde and beautiful and rich and successful. Hate me because I ate your hamster on a cracker when you weren't looking....

Bring your possibles.
Sharil
Doomheim
#2839 - 2012-07-07 16:10:31 UTC
I wonder what hamsters taste like.
The Protato
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#2840 - 2012-07-07 17:11:04 UTC
Sharil wrote:
I wonder what hamsters taste like.


See, Gaellia? I can also stare at something outside of frame with my head at an angle!