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If EvE had an olympics, would your event be?
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Josef Djugashvilis
#21 - 2012-07-06 05:49:33 UTC
Running away

This is not a signature.
Luis Graca
#22 - 2012-07-06 05:49:53 UTC
Eating popcorn while watching shitting post, trolls and related issues
Degren
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#23 - 2012-07-06 05:51:10 UTC
Hockey.

No joke here, assholes. I'm bitchin at hockey.

Hello, hello again.
Tug McLub
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#24 - 2012-07-06 05:56:00 UTC
Degren wrote:
Hockey.

No joke here, assholes. I'm bitchin at hockey.


you're also bitchin at slobbin nobs, that doesn't make it an Olympic sport....


:p
MinefieldS
1 Sick Duck Standss on something
#25 - 2012-07-06 06:09:38 UTC
Synchronized warping

POdLO aka poDlo in asteroid belts using a fresh miner pod - teams have to bump a scrammed pod towards the opponents' disposable smartbombing vessel.

Rackets (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rackets_at_the_1908_Summer_Olympics) - top 3 ppl who get the most isk by scamming over a period of time get the medal.

Judo - top 3 ppl who get the most isk by engaging in Faction Warfare get the medals... oh wait.

Space weightlifting - put cargo containers into cargo containers into cargo containers...etc to fit the contents of Jita 4-4 into 1 container after it will be rammed by a Nyx and all the contents will appear in cans in space. Winners are chosen by the following formula: square root of (mass of their containers divided by isk value, multiplied by sin(volume%360) Logical OR capsuleer's ping) .

Space fencing - a fancy name for Broadsword 1v1 PvP.

Taekwondo - literally, a team of capsuleers... has to grab a heavy object from a dude that's on fire in Captain's Quarters while dodging thrown hammers.
rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
#26 - 2012-07-06 06:41:51 UTC
72 hr afk cloaking

Signature removed for inappropriate language - CCP Eterne
pussnheels
Viziam
#27 - 2012-07-06 06:49:47 UTC
Freighter gate bumping. Points are given on the distance speed and style
Badger marathon. 400 jumps race for badgers mk I, last survivor wins
Speed jumping , most amounts of jumps made in 5 minutes wins
Figure spinnin Spin your ships with style points given on style , originality and complexity
Warp endurance how far can you warp with a unfitted bantam

I do not agree with what you are saying , but i will defend to the death your right to say it...... Voltaire
Shang Fei
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#28 - 2012-07-06 08:32:19 UTC
10meter freestyle hotdrops onto poor neutral ratters? :)
Nex apparatu5
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#29 - 2012-07-06 11:04:49 UTC
CFC/Honeybadgers are competing in the "**** on SoCo so hard they fall back to NPC space" event right now.

We're heavy favorites for the "Winning Eve" category, as we're pretty much unstoppable.
Copine Callmeknau
Dirty Vagrants
Intergalactic Space Hobos
#30 - 2012-07-06 11:12:01 UTC
Pole-troll

There should be a rather awesome pic here
Nirnias Stirrum
UberWTFBBQ and Battle Technologies
#31 - 2012-07-06 11:13:42 UTC
Killing miners..... oh wait we already have that \0/
Skippermonkey
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#32 - 2012-07-06 11:17:07 UTC
shiptoasting

COME AT ME BRO

I'LL JUST BE DOCKED IN THIS STATION
Implying Implications
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#33 - 2012-07-06 11:18:05 UTC
Clay Blackbird shooting.

hello
Mark Androcius
#34 - 2012-07-06 11:19:27 UTC
I would compete in the Get your pod the F out FAST event, right after getting my ship shot by one of the lads sniping in the Bi-Athlon event ( which involves quick target scanning and sniping obviously ).

https://androcius.wordpress.com
Phugoid
Absolute Order XL
Absolute Honor
#35 - 2012-07-06 12:16:20 UTC
Most efficient and timely courier contract hauler What?

Flugzeugführer
Gulboy
Absolute Order
Absolute Honor
#36 - 2012-07-06 12:18:54 UTC
Try to bump the covert ops ship (no locking to it). If the cov-ops warps to somewhere, he has to say the direction after starting warp. Exclude bookmarks and let the hunting begin. Can't change system.
Speed run from a side of the universe to the other. Gatecamping other competitors allowed. You can team up with other competitors for a cyno(possibly?) to share the reward. BUT, will that person honor his words?
Trying to bump a ship thats going in a straight line with your ship that'll go in a straight line. You can change your speed, but the other ship can change his/hers too.
A gatecamp that focuses on JUST bumping the competitors to keep them away from jumping. The use of warp distrutors and bookmarks are allowed. No cloaks though. Scores are taken from the ship used and the time the competitors used up to jump.
Doc Severide
Doomheim
#37 - 2012-07-06 12:54:01 UTC
Fapping....with an afterburner...
KrakizBad
Section 8.
#38 - 2012-07-06 13:00:20 UTC
Longest time sitting on a titan with DBRB on comms. Last one to ragedock wins.
Dark EvE1
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#39 - 2012-07-06 13:36:57 UTC
mining...

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Pinstar Colton
Sweet Asteroid Acres
#40 - 2012-07-06 14:10:21 UTC
The 100 AU gate camp Hurdles.

In the cat-and-mouse game that is low sec, there is no shame in learning to be a better mouse.