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TEST is Mad

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Suddenly Forums ForumKings
Doomheim
#1 - 2012-07-04 00:48:41 UTC  |  Edited by: Suddenly Forums ForumKings
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bPVc7fwp78

And their reddit.

http://www.reddit.com/r/Eve/comments/vyxea/test_intelligence_please_ignore/

Seriously TEST! You had a chimera (with remote shield reps), tengu, and 2 drakes against a few (less than 10 for sure probably like 5) stealth bombers and the only thing to survive was the chimera (and only because it ran as soon as the enemy stealth bomber showed up)? You warp directly between gates with 8 neuts in system? You repeat the same strategy to try and save your pod and die again?

You had a guy who warp into a bubble with his vexor and then decided to STAY INSIDE THE BUBBLE AND TRY TO BLOW IT UP for 2 minutes while his friend in a Myrm was being killed at a belt, then died because the gang came back for him. Really test? Really?

Shameless Avenger wrote:
Did I imagine it or there was a test pilot "begging" for his life in local?

*rewinds video*

Yup... right there @13:11 "please guys I beg you"



How does TEST rebut this?

  • Laughing at the fleet comms where one guy was constantly crying about not getting on the Navitas kill. He is clearly a whiny little KM whore, but that isn't relevant here.
  • Saying that the guy FRAPsing is terribad because he isn't using enough hotkeysBig smile. Although he did have that plated stealth bomberRoll
  • Saying that the people in Fountain aren't real TESTies because they aren't in Delve. So nobody rats anymore and you just keep that sov for kicks?Cool
  • Saying that TEST has a culture of celebrating failure therefore this video is pointless. Just lol.Lol
  • Claiming that covops, blackops, and stealth bomber tactics are stupid. Real men blob right?


That said, the video is kind of boring because it has a few good kills interspaced between several minutes of killing frigates. The video is lame, but it does illustrate just how bad TEST are at EVE.

TEST is only good at listening to the competent Goon FC and pressing F1.

For anyone looking to join TEST, remember their l33t pvp skillz.
KrakizBad
Section 8.
#2 - 2012-07-04 00:51:41 UTC
I thought the shirt whine thread was the worst thread of the day. Nope.
Copine Callmeknau
Callmeknau Holdings
#3 - 2012-07-04 00:53:33 UTC
Suddenly Forums ForumKings wrote:
You had a guy who warp into a bubble with his vexor and then decided to STAY INSIDE THE BUBBLE AND TRY TO BLOW IT UP for 2 minutes while his friend in a Myrm was being killed at a belt, then died because the gang came back for him. Really test? Really?

lawl

There should be a rather awesome pic here
ACE McFACE
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2012-07-04 01:02:55 UTC
Good for you?

Since when did the CAOD sludge leak into the pristine waters of GD?

Now, more than ever, we need a dislike button.
Suddenly Forums ForumKings
Doomheim
#5 - 2012-07-04 01:12:47 UTC
ACE McFACE wrote:
Good for you?

Since when did the CAOD sludge leak into the pristine waters of GD?


GD? Pristine? non sequitur.
Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#6 - 2012-07-04 01:15:44 UTC
KrakizBad wrote:
I thought the shirt whine thread was the worst thread of the day. Nope.

the shirt whine thread is by far the thread of the week

Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Pubbie Management and Exploitation Division.
Morganta
The Greater Goon
#7 - 2012-07-04 01:20:00 UTC
that video was far too long.

yay, you got into fights and stupid people got blown up

now say you nuked an entire cap fleet that way and it might be worth the time, but this?

feh
Gorn Arming
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#8 - 2012-07-04 01:20:15 UTC
This is a drag bubble camp. There are many like it, but this one's mine, and I'm so proud of it that I'm going to go make a thread in EVE General.
Seatox
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2012-07-04 01:24:02 UTC
ACE McFACE wrote:
Good for you?

Since when did the CAOD sludge leak into the pristine waters of GD?


Since you can't post on an NPC alt in CAOD, and therefore may suffer actual consequences for writing a post full of bizarre chest-beating gibberish, with no apparent point apart from possibly "TEST are bad at EVE LOLOLOL".
Dersk
Perkone
Caldari State
#10 - 2012-07-04 01:27:14 UTC
Y'know what I remember most about seeing TEST in action? Their stealth bombers getting tackled by supercarriers.

It warms my heart to this day more than any killmail ever could.
No More Heroes
Boomer Humor
Snuffed Out
#11 - 2012-07-04 01:40:27 UTC
Hmm..I'm not really sure what to think of this. Must be one of the guys getting evicted from Delve. Gas thread and ban OP.

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Frederick Sanger
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#12 - 2012-07-04 01:48:26 UTC
Killing ratters is the ultimate display of ehonor.
Richard Desturned
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#13 - 2012-07-04 01:51:25 UTC
lol

npc alts have no opinions worth consideration
Shameless Avenger
Can Preachers of Kador
#14 - 2012-07-04 02:18:48 UTC
Did I imagine it or there was a test pilot "begging" for his life in local?

*rewinds video*

Yup... right there @13:11 "please guys I beg you"

"This is the Ninja. He will scan you down; he will salvage your wrecks and there shall be no aggro"
Suddenly Forums ForumKings
Doomheim
#15 - 2012-07-04 02:23:38 UTC
Shameless Avenger wrote:
Did I imagine it or there was a test pilot "begging" for his life in local?

*rewinds video*

Yup... right there @13:11 "please guys I beg you"


Wow cant believe I missed that!

Added to OP.
Lapine Davion
Outer Ring Applied Logistics
#16 - 2012-07-04 02:36:54 UTC
I liked the part where they slapped each other on the butt for catching a Rifter.

[b]Don't worry about posting with your main!  Post with your brain! "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."[/b]
Ustrello
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#17 - 2012-07-04 02:49:21 UTC
wait..who the **** actually cares?
Dersk
Perkone
Caldari State
#18 - 2012-07-04 02:51:35 UTC
Ustrello wrote:
wait..who the **** actually cares?


The OP, and I would assume those who are paying for his main's ship replacement.
Ustrello
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#19 - 2012-07-04 03:01:49 UTC
anyways these guys are terribad
Shameless Avenger
Can Preachers of Kador
#20 - 2012-07-04 03:06:32 UTC
Suddenly Forums ForumKings wrote:
Shameless Avenger wrote:
Did I imagine it or there was a test pilot "begging" for his life in local?

*rewinds video*

Yup... right there @13:11 "please guys I beg you"


Wow cant believe I missed that!

Added to OP.


Wait for it... wait for it... mass alliance email + alliance forum thread about "don't beg in local" being sent in 3....2....1....

"This is the Ninja. He will scan you down; he will salvage your wrecks and there shall be no aggro"
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