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THE 2012 HAT REVOLUTION: "FREEDOM TO OUR SCALPS!"

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Emperor Maurice
Karbon Alliance
#1 - 2012-07-01 19:31:43 UTC  |  Edited by: Emperor Maurice
Welcome to my second thread, a thread in which I will be outlining another major issue that exists within New Eden - the lack of headwear on both the market, FW loyalty store and NEX store. For a game which boasts one of the most complex of MMO experiences, it is quite simply terrifying to understand that hats do not exist in this future universe.


Thread Rules:

- No Trolling or Flaming
- No Bad Posting
- No "bullshit" facts & figures

This thread is purposely designed for the discussion of hats, the lack of hats, and the future implementation of headwear in New Eden
Price Check Aisle3
#2 - 2012-07-01 19:34:06 UTC
OP is 99% complete ****, 1% kind of ******.
  • Karl Hobb IATS
Sentient Blade
Crisis Atmosphere
Coalition of the Unfortunate
#3 - 2012-07-01 19:34:21 UTC
Everyone knows the only proper headwear in EvE is tinfoil.
ErrorRon
Turbo-Encabulator LLC
#4 - 2012-07-01 19:36:47 UTC
Rules? In GD? OP is trying to oppress us!

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Cutter Isaacson
DEDSEC SAN FRANCISCO
#5 - 2012-07-01 19:38:16 UTC
I want a white Panama hat. I also want a cigar and a glass of rum to go with my hat. Make it happen.

"The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination." Elim Garak.
Teinyhr
Ourumur
#6 - 2012-07-01 19:45:33 UTC
Jace Errata
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#7 - 2012-07-01 20:00:35 UTC
Sombreros, and fedoras. Fedoras, and sombreros.

That's all I want. :)

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HVAC Repairman
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#8 - 2012-07-01 21:13:58 UTC
id rather have bad toupees because some avatars are uncomfortable with being bald :colbert:

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ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#9 - 2012-07-01 21:21:19 UTC
I'd be ok with some good quality hats whilst strolling about the station.

If only to cover up where the ship interface is plugged into the back of my neck.

ISD Dorrim Barstorlode

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Victoria Sin
Doomheim
#10 - 2012-07-01 21:22:40 UTC
Hats and nakedness. I would like a hat with fruit on, possibly grapes, and the option not to wear any clothes except perhaps a pair of Wellington boots.

Or a Snorkel and a pair of boots. Something like that.
Lipbite
Express Hauler
#11 - 2012-07-01 22:09:15 UTC
I've chosen Gallente because in old character creator they had futuristic glass helmets (and dresses) a-la DaftPunk. Could be nice to have that stuff.

P.S. Also could be nice to see bra-less female body textures when wearing tops with cleavage.
Jax Bederen
Dark Horse RM
#12 - 2012-07-01 22:13:31 UTC
Wouldn't mind some combat gear type helmets. Not like helmet would help while podded, but just for esthetics sake.
stoicfaux
#13 - 2012-07-01 23:11:44 UTC
I want a condom for my Thorax.

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Estheria Quintessimo
Mechanical Eagles Inc.
#14 - 2012-07-02 00:27:50 UTC
You do not see it,... but when I am in space,... flying my ship "Battle Maiden"... I always wear a pink Helmet. Shocked

It color matches my pink mini-skirt and pink stockings most excellent ! ... ... Shocked

But I always change back in my normal uniform before I dock at a station.

...

So if you ever see a pink corpse floating in space ... Oops ... It is probably one of my clones. Blink

.... AND NO PEAKING YOU ! Ugh

Neque femina amissa pudicitia alia abnuerit.