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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#3241 - 2012-06-29 13:11:20 UTC
Do you purr, neko slave?

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you
Serena Serene
Heretic University
#3242 - 2012-06-29 13:15:01 UTC
Mhhhhh... you know, I've always thought you people were prude. You're a nice surprise.
Digital Mist
Perkone
Caldari State
#3243 - 2012-06-29 13:18:54 UTC
This thread still going?
Rats
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#3244 - 2012-06-29 13:21:39 UTC
Halete wrote:
I thought your people were supposed to be well-endowed?


We are but you know for some its still like throwing a chip down the middle of a street Lol

Tal

I Fought the Law, and the Law Won... Talon Silverhawk
Gaellia Bonaventure
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#3245 - 2012-06-29 14:58:37 UTC
That was a lot of fun. Now go make me a cup of coffee, love.

Bring your possibles.
TheBreadMuncher
Protus Correction Facility Inc.
#3246 - 2012-06-29 15:27:25 UTC
Gaellia Bonaventure wrote:
That was a lot of fun. Now go make me a cup of coffee, love.


Hi, I'm Bread - welcome to Jackass.

"We will create the introduction thread if that is requested by the community. Also, we will have an ISD Seminar about the CCL team in the coming weeks in which you can ask your questions about the CCL team and provide some constructive feedback to us." - Countless pages of locked threads and numerous permabanned accounts later, change is coming.
Aulx-Gao Ekanon
#3247 - 2012-06-29 15:30:13 UTC
Ewwww! You sharted again!?

_Naughty by nature, wicked by choice. _
TheBreadMuncher
Protus Correction Facility Inc.
#3248 - 2012-06-29 15:32:27 UTC
Aulx-Gao Ekanon wrote:
Ewwww! You sharted again!?


My apologies, dear, but I didn't think you could see it with those blind-guy-specs...

"We will create the introduction thread if that is requested by the community. Also, we will have an ISD Seminar about the CCL team in the coming weeks in which you can ask your questions about the CCL team and provide some constructive feedback to us." - Countless pages of locked threads and numerous permabanned accounts later, change is coming.
Christy D Floyd
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#3249 - 2012-06-29 15:45:10 UTC
Breadmuncher does that mean you ate me out when i had a yeast infection?

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Smegma Cheesedog
Doomheim
#3250 - 2012-06-29 16:26:56 UTC
FREAKY-DEEK! NOW WE TALKIN!!!
Boom Boom Longtime
EVE Corporation 6908469858
Heroes and Villains.
#3251 - 2012-06-30 00:13:17 UTC
Razor is in the bathroom. I suggest you use it if you want rid of the crabs Blink

Concord Approved Trader
Mr Kidd
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#3252 - 2012-06-30 00:50:34 UTC
Wow, this is pretty cool. Not only do you give good oo-mok, but you also come with a bottle opener!

Don't ban me, bro!
Boom Boom Longtime
EVE Corporation 6908469858
Heroes and Villains.
#3253 - 2012-06-30 02:43:23 UTC  |  Edited by: Boom Boom Longtime
Mr Kidd that fine moustache makes me want to saddle up and consent to your wiles each time i see it so no regrets

Concord Approved Trader
Bluddwolf
Heimatar Military Industries
#3254 - 2012-06-30 04:39:55 UTC
I've always been warned, "You could put an eye out with that thing", but I never took it seriously.

EVE Online Fan ... Looking for "End Game" since 2006 ... Happily, I still havn't found it
Gaellia Bonaventure
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#3255 - 2012-07-01 16:06:01 UTC
That's the last time I mix champagne and Benzedrine.

Bring your possibles.
Benjamin Eastwood
#3256 - 2012-07-01 17:47:20 UTC
They never look me in the eye.

"Endless ISK, the sinews of war"
CptNerdRage
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#3257 - 2012-07-01 19:30:14 UTC
Nobody loves me, i have no life being a nerdy computer freak with bad RL social skills wanking the **** off every evening...
Teinyhr
Ourumur
#3258 - 2012-07-01 19:32:40 UTC
You said HOW MUCH alcohol I consumed last night?
Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
#3259 - 2012-07-02 05:52:33 UTC
You look...apathetic...

Was it that...average?
Lutin Ballista
Ballista Investment Corp
#3260 - 2012-07-02 07:58:00 UTC
Baby ChuChu wrote:
You look...apathetic...

Was it that...average?


How do I explain you to my wife...