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There is no free candy at the station

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Mohr Cowbell
KarmaFleet University
#1 - 2011-10-08 05:57:20 UTC
Just saying, I'm still bitter about this.

Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#2 - 2011-10-08 06:05:57 UTC
That is a blatant lie. You take it back, mister!

Sky Captain of Your Heart

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Mohr Cowbell
KarmaFleet University
#3 - 2011-10-08 06:09:06 UTC
Okay, the candy was delicious. I cannot lie.
Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#4 - 2011-10-08 06:19:10 UTC
And so it is revealed that the reason there is presently no candy at the station is because you ate all of it, you big jerk. I hope you're happy, now all of the other children have to go without. any For once in your life, why don't you think about someone other than yourself? If the whole world was full of people like you, where do you think we'd be? Huh? Right in the middle of a big mess, that's where. Just you wait, little mister, I'm going to write a note to your mother about this.

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn

Akrasjel Lanate
Immemorial Coalescence Administration
Immemorial Coalescence
#5 - 2011-10-08 10:26:24 UTC
**** candy, i got cookies Twisted

CEO of Lanate Industries

Citizen of Solitude

Angry Onions
League of Angered Gentlemen
#6 - 2011-10-08 13:30:13 UTC
Who the hell stole my Twinkie stash?

S H I T P O S T I N G

Jack Carrigan
Order of the Shadow
#7 - 2011-10-08 16:26:01 UTC
Angry Onions wrote:
Who the hell stole my Twinkie stash?


I did. Needed extra insulation to patch a hull breach on a couple of Rifters I sold.

I am the One who exists in Shadow. I am the Devil your parents warned you about.

||CEO: Order of the Shadow||Executor: The Revenant Order||Creator: Bowhead||

Dirk Magnum
Spearhead Endeavors
#8 - 2011-10-08 17:35:10 UTC
The candy is blessed by some guy named Stan or something and is poison.

- Pat Robertson

                      "LIVE FAST DIE." - traditional Minmatar ethos [citation needed]

Jamaican Herbsman
I Love You Mary Jane
#9 - 2011-10-09 01:44:40 UTC
The Enrichment Center is committed to the well-being of all participants. Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all.
Angry Onions
League of Angered Gentlemen
#10 - 2011-10-09 18:30:29 UTC
Jack, your supposed to use ducttape and corrugated steel for hullbreaches on minmatar ships. Not Twinkies.

S H I T P O S T I N G

PsychoMikoD
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#11 - 2011-10-09 18:42:17 UTC
oooo found a milk dud
Brother Zahariel
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#12 - 2011-10-09 21:18:04 UTC
Holy ****, a bag of milky ways!
DeBingJos
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#13 - 2011-10-12 10:14:11 UTC
Candy? I thought there was supposed to be cake ?!11!!eleventy!!

Ungi maðurinn þekkir reglurnar, en gamli maðurinn þekkir undantekningarnar. The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions.

Nurse Elise
Doomheim
#14 - 2011-10-12 10:20:35 UTC
Come to the dark side... we have cookies....Pirate
Singeabooty Raj
Doomheim
#15 - 2011-10-12 11:04:56 UTC
Willing to bet most of the men in Goon have bigger **** than Lyris Nairn. Just saying.

Black Man with Goggles

Feligast
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#16 - 2011-10-12 11:14:22 UTC
:longdong:
Singeabooty Raj
Doomheim
#17 - 2011-10-12 12:05:12 UTC
Feligast wrote:
:longdong:

Big Long Dong in Goon Lyris Ding Mong

Black Man with Goggles

Cerisia
Red Phoenix Rising
#18 - 2011-10-12 12:30:47 UTC
I've left cake , cookies and candy outside your quarters.

There's loads of it, left it just outside..

The other side of that big door on the right !!!!
This space for rent..
Kitaywa
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#19 - 2011-10-12 13:16:13 UTC
I can't find any pie............Ugh
Tallian Saotome
Nuclear Arms Exchange Inc.
#20 - 2011-10-12 14:02:06 UTC
I got lured to Fade with promised of cake Sad

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