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Possum's Awesome
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
#21 - 2012-06-27 18:11:46 UTC
ISD
stoicfaux
#22 - 2012-06-27 18:15:35 UTC
Possum's Awesome wrote:
ISD

Q: How many ISDs does it take to change a light bulb?

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Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.
Dark Assassin15
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#23 - 2012-06-27 18:52:21 UTC
Knock Knock, who cares ?

[img]http://www.invokemethod.com/repo/failedsig.png[/img]
Ssakaa
Animatar Foundation
#24 - 2012-06-27 19:18:31 UTC
Q. Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

A. It was an Ammatar chicken.




*tumbleweed*

"Modern Life is Rubbish"
El Puerco
P.W. Minerals
#25 - 2012-06-27 19:31:07 UTC
A room full of goons up to their chin in ****. what's wrong?


Not enough ****.



:P

Errare humanum est.
Ohanka
#26 - 2012-06-27 19:39:17 UTC
i find it humerous because the goons are the butt of the joke.

Other than that.

its poor

North Korea is Best Korea
Malphilos
State War Academy
Caldari State
#27 - 2012-06-27 19:54:03 UTC
Soon.
Gaellia Bonaventure
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#28 - 2012-06-27 20:03:11 UTC
What did the Amarr slave say as his master was whipping him for stealing a handful of rice?

Nothing, because Amarr slaves can't speak with their lips sewn shut.

(this cracks 'em up at your local Amarr pub)

Bring your possibles.
Devious Relation
Obsessive Compulsive Disasters
#29 - 2012-06-27 20:06:37 UTC
Eve is the joke sir, eve is the joke......
Devious Relation
Obsessive Compulsive Disasters
#30 - 2012-06-27 20:08:32 UTC
Caldari women are like the crust..... everyone touches them but nobody wants them
Joe Hinken
Cetan Consortium
#31 - 2012-06-27 20:22:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Joe Hinken
A Gallente Iteron IV was descending for a landing at a Jita Station they had never been to before. The pilot looked out the windshield and suddenly exclaimed to his copilot,"Holy Stuff! Look how short that runway is! I've never seen one so short!"

The copilot looked out the windshield. "Wow! you're right! That's insane! Are you sure we can make it?"

"Well we better, were almost out of fuel."

So the captain got on the intercom and notified the station to prepare for anemergency landing. Then he set the flaps to full down and slowed the ship to just over stall speed.

The Iteron came screaming in, on the ragged edge of control. The pilot's hands were sweating, the copilot was praying. They touched down and came screeching to a halt JUST before the edge of the runway, the tires smoking.

"Whew! That was close!" yelled the captain." That runway was short!"

"Yeah!" said the copilot,"and wide too!"

Brick Royl > bad timing the isk is deflating fatser then a baloon in a cactus shop
Xavier Kaine
Crye Leike Executive
#32 - 2012-06-27 20:31:12 UTC
yo momma's so fat, when she goes to buy groceries your dad has to light a cyno.

stole that one from my ceo
BuckStrider
Nano-Tech Experiments
#33 - 2012-06-27 20:36:35 UTC  |  Edited by: BuckStrider
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode wrote:
What do you call a null sec fleet in a wormhole?

Trapped.


How does an ISD guy make a funny joke about EVE?

He rips it off from the WH guy's presentation at EVE Fanfest 2012

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lanyaie
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#34 - 2012-06-27 20:43:01 UTC
What do you call..aah **** it I'm going to bed

Spaceprincess

People who put passwords on char bazaar Eveboards are the worst.
Mike Azariah
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#35 - 2012-06-27 20:56:51 UTC
"Knock knock"

"For gods sake, stop that, you know I can't open the door"

m

Mike Azariah  ┬──┬ ¯|(ツ)/¯
Ursula Thrace
Dreamland Augmented Consortium
#36 - 2012-06-27 21:52:06 UTC
Mike Azariah wrote:
"Knock knock"

"For gods sake, stop that, you know I can't open the door"


ok, that was pretty funny.

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Veronica Kerrigan
Surgically Constructed L Feminist
#37 - 2012-06-27 21:52:35 UTC
I saw a brutor tribesman carrying a TV down the street, and I thought to myself "Did someone steal mine?!" Then I remembered, mine was at home, mowing the lawn.

A goon and a pig walk into a bar. The bartender says "What are you doing, bringing that filth in my fine establishment." The pig replies "My apologies fine sir, I will tie it up outside."
Christopher Dulson
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#38 - 2012-06-27 21:55:00 UTC
A twink walks into a bar and the barman says "Hi Mittans"
Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#39 - 2012-06-28 06:04:49 UTC
Xavier Kaine wrote:
yo momma's so fat, when she goes to buy groceries your dad has to light a cyno.

stole that one from my ceo

Also...

Yo momma's so fat, they won't let her dock in stations anymore.

If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg

But in purple, I'm stunning!
rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
#40 - 2012-06-28 06:18:34 UTC
Why did the hilmar cross the road?

The kind of funny answer only costs 5 million ISK.

The Most funny one will cost ya 5,000 Aurum.

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