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Help! Trapped in a c5!
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Bernie Nator
Seal Club Six
Plug N Play
#1 - 2012-06-24 19:52:24 UTC
Guys! You have to help me!

I was running supplies about when I suddenly got stuck inside the wormhole! I'll pay 1 billion isk for someone to rescue me!

Wait. I forgot that I was smart enough to equip this probe launcher on my ship before I disembarked! Oh man, the egg on MY face if I was stupid enough to go into a wormhole without it, got stuck, and made a post looking to be rescued on the forums! Haha! Whew, close one!
Daniel Plain
Doomheim
#2 - 2012-06-24 20:25:29 UTC
vote for sticky

I should buy an Ishtar.
Bruce Bayne
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#3 - 2012-06-24 21:41:35 UTC
Bernie Nator wrote:
Guys! You have to help me!

I was running supplies about when I suddenly got stuck inside the wormhole! I'll pay 1 billion isk for someone to rescue me!

Wait. I forgot that I was smart enough to equip this probe launcher on my ship before I disembarked! Oh man, the egg on MY face if I was stupid enough to go into a wormhole without it, got stuck, and made a post looking to be rescued on the forums! Haha! Whew, close one!


Well first of all you need to send a petition and THEN post at the forums...duh!
And mention in the petition how broken everything is and that kids in africa should not starve anymore :(

Also open op a second thread, where you ask how to fit your officer tengu, so you can solo the cl5 sites while waiting for rescue.

Hf Bruce
Vjorn Angannon
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#4 - 2012-06-24 22:09:53 UTC
Bernie Nator wrote:

Wait. I forgot that I was smart enough to equip this probe launcher on my ship before I disembarked!


but....but....but....

were u smart enuf to put probes in ur cargohold??? ShockedLol
Drunein
Blackwater USA Inc.
Deepwater Hooligans
#5 - 2012-06-24 22:43:41 UTC
Bernie Nator wrote:
Guys! You have to help me!

I was running supplies about when I suddenly got stuck inside the wormhole! I'll pay 1 billion isk for someone to rescue me!

Wait. I forgot that I was smart enough to equip this probe launcher on my ship before I disembarked! Oh man, the egg on MY face if I was stupid enough to go into a wormhole without it, got stuck, and made a post looking to be rescued on the forums! Haha! Whew, close one!



This... this right here... is win.
Bernie Nator
Seal Club Six
Plug N Play
#6 - 2012-06-25 00:24:16 UTC
Vjorn Angannon wrote:
Bernie Nator wrote:

Wait. I forgot that I was smart enough to equip this probe launcher on my ship before I disembarked!


but....but....but....

were u smart enuf to put probes in ur cargohold??? ShockedLol


Probes? In my cargohold?

It's more likely than you think.
joes Bazooka
Doomheim
#7 - 2012-06-25 01:59:48 UTC
So many epeen hero's in the WH forums.
Klarion Sythis
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#8 - 2012-06-25 03:06:38 UTC
joes Bazooka wrote:
So many epeen heroes in EVE


Fixed.

Not that I feel this thread qualifies, but this is a truth in EVE. Too many people need to shutup and play the game.
Sith1s Spectre
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#9 - 2012-06-25 03:55:09 UTC
Don't worry Bernie, I'll save you.

Also, send me your isk and I will double it too

Cheers,

Sith

Resident forum troll and fashion consultant
Abdiel Kavash
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#10 - 2012-06-26 10:44:05 UTC  |  Edited by: Abdiel Kavash
Vjorn Angannon wrote:
Bernie Nator wrote:

Wait. I forgot that I was smart enough to equip this probe launcher on my ship before I disembarked!


but....but....but....

were u smart enuf to put probes in ur cargohold??? ShockedLol


"Yes... I even took three... just in case I lose two."
Maxpie
MUSE LLP
#11 - 2012-06-26 19:05:23 UTC
Saw the title, assumed a necro post from 2009.

No good deed goes unpunished
Anhenka
The New Federation
Sigma Grindset
#12 - 2012-06-27 01:25:49 UTC
joes Bazooka
Doomheim
#13 - 2012-06-27 02:53:12 UTC
Bernie Nator wrote:
Guys! You have to help me!

I was running supplies about when I suddenly got stuck inside the wormhole! I'll pay 1 billion isk for someone to rescue me!

Wait. I forgot that I was smart enough to equip this probe launcher on my ship before I disembarked! Oh man, the egg on MY face if I was stupid enough to go into a wormhole without it, got stuck, and made a post looking to be rescued on the forums! Haha! Whew, close one!



The new jacket is very regal and all, but unbecoming of your trollness.
Nathan Jameson
Grumpy Bastards
#14 - 2012-06-27 03:39:45 UTC
joes Bazooka wrote:
The new jacket is very regal and all, but unbecoming of your trollness.


Your shirt. Give it to me.

http://www.wormholes.info
Bernie Nator
Seal Club Six
Plug N Play
#15 - 2012-06-27 04:03:55 UTC
joes Bazooka wrote:
Bernie Nator wrote:
Guys! You have to help me!

I was running supplies about when I suddenly got stuck inside the wormhole! I'll pay 1 billion isk for someone to rescue me!

Wait. I forgot that I was smart enough to equip this probe launcher on my ship before I disembarked! Oh man, the egg on MY face if I was stupid enough to go into a wormhole without it, got stuck, and made a post looking to be rescued on the forums! Haha! Whew, close one!



The new jacket is very regal and all, but unbecoming of your trollness.


I dunno, I kinda like it.

Helps me get my game face on.
joes Bazooka
Doomheim
#16 - 2012-06-27 04:10:07 UTC
I think i am a touch jealous i didn't put more effort into mine Cry All trolls have a Mohawk right?
Bernie Nator
Seal Club Six
Plug N Play
#17 - 2012-06-27 04:13:42 UTC
joes Bazooka wrote:
I think i am a touch jealous i didn't put more effort into mine Cry All trolls have a Mohawk right?

Nope! Ha-cha-cha-cha!
Kielo Night
Kismesis
#18 - 2012-06-28 05:29:46 UTC
This sure is a good thread.
Trinkets friend
Sudden Buggery
Sending Thots And Players
#19 - 2012-06-28 06:20:03 UTC
The first word of the first post was good, but then it got crappy. I liked theOP's old stuff better than his new stuff.

Reminds me of a joke. Why did the hipster burn his mouth on the pizza? He ate it before it was cool.

~~ Localectomy Blog ~~
Bernie Nator
Seal Club Six
Plug N Play
#20 - 2012-06-28 07:14:15 UTC
Trinkets friend wrote:
The first word of the first post was good, but then it got crappy. I liked theOP's old stuff better than his new stuff.

Reminds me of a joke. Why did the hipster burn his mouth on the pizza? He ate it before it was cool.

My apologies. I will attempt to improve my troll quality in the near future. Thank you for your feedback.
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