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lee boots
Doomheim
#1 - 2011-10-07 10:45:44 UTC  |  Edited by: lee boots
kk this post is closed and im sure a new Recutment thread will be opened shortly..
Elaine Everspark
Imperium Technologies
Sigma Grindset
#2 - 2011-10-07 14:57:37 UTC
Some say that if you're allergic to peanutbutter Lee boots gets hard on.
Big Dane
Frozen Dawn Inc
Frozen Dawn Alliance
#3 - 2011-10-07 17:12:27 UTC
Confirming Lee boots is actually The Stig.
Unz Vallen
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#4 - 2011-10-07 17:34:11 UTC  |  Edited by: Unz Vallen
Eve needs to make a racing helmet! NOW!
Mazzerri Aurilen
State War Academy
Caldari State
#5 - 2011-10-07 19:01:10 UTC
Some say the water is warm because Lee Boots spiked it while confusing it with the punch...
lee boots
Doomheim
#6 - 2011-10-07 22:52:18 UTC
Shocked just goes to show how much these guys love me Blink
See you too could come into IT and be abused..
Join IMPETCH have a chat see if you can handle the abuse Lol
Elaine Everspark
Imperium Technologies
Sigma Grindset
#7 - 2011-10-08 09:28:59 UTC
Some say that, if you give Lee Boots a kiss she will turn into a frog
lee boots
Doomheim
#8 - 2011-10-08 22:07:18 UTC
Today was a good day.. I woke up and was breathing : )) always a bonus when that happens..
Any ways gates are open. dont trip over each other trying to get into one of the oldest corps in eve : )
lee boots
Doomheim
#9 - 2011-10-09 13:47:01 UTC  |  Edited by: lee boots
4 new players joined our ranks over the last few days : )..
Personaly i would like to know where all the EU tz players are ?

I listen to classical music whilst making love,
I drink beer when playing EvE,
Virkman IS my *****.

Want to learn more about me and the others in corp ?
Join IMPTECH channell have a chat i promise you wont regret it......... Lol
Cerlin
#10 - 2011-10-09 20:40:28 UTC
We are awesome. That is why. Also we are a fun group of people that will do interesting things in null sec and are willing to teach you about it, what is not to like?

That and we have professional chef's on call. Big smile
lee boots
Doomheim
#11 - 2011-10-10 08:14:45 UTC  |  Edited by: lee boots
On sunny warm days i go commando taking my 7 year old son to school.
I love sunny days Lol so many yummy mummies.
"Why are you looking at that woman"? asks my son
"Because if you get the light just right you can see right through her skirt " i respond..
"Daddy"?
"Yes son"
"Unless you give me £10 im telling mummy you purve all my friends mums in the morning"
"If i give you £10 son i want there names and numbers"Blink


Daily bump of courseBig smile
Mazzerri Aurilen
State War Academy
Caldari State
#12 - 2011-10-10 19:52:55 UTC
This "yummy mummies" on sunny days re-enforces our premonition that Lee Boots is really The Stig. Some say he wears a visor because it enhances his x-ray vision and that he makes the sun shine in the UK. All we know is that he is called Lee Boots.

So basically why wouldn't you want to join us? Our leader has X-Ray vision and brings sun to the UK!! Can yours do that? I didn't think so.
Elaine Everspark
Imperium Technologies
Sigma Grindset
#13 - 2011-10-10 22:36:57 UTC
There are two kinds of people in this world, people who divide people into two groups and people who dont.
I dont want to say anything with this but I imagine it will put this post on top for a short while :)
Kimsemus
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#14 - 2011-10-11 02:14:44 UTC
Bump for the Stig.
lee boots
Doomheim
#15 - 2011-10-11 09:36:31 UTC
Today i thought to myself..
Why bump this thread ?
Do we really want players that cant be arsed to look past page one ?
Then i thought to myself,
Why be like other corps who dont give a frak about others.
I thought,
I should be what I would want a director to be,,,
A player who goes out of his way to help others, make there eve time easier,
answer their questions, give advice, show them how to get what they want out of the game
with out them wondering around in the dark not knowing which way to turn..

So if this is you ? if you need help ? if you need a home to call home with loving
corp mates who will hug you when you are feeling down to smile when you do the right
thing and pat you on the back and say
"Well done that person, heres some cake : ) now go and get messy" Big smile

Then join IMPTECH in game channel and let us talk to you,
Let me ask you your sexual orientation,
Let me ask you all about your girlfriend, your boy friend or your mum, sister, brother or dad,
I have more than enough love to go round Lol let me share my love with you,,
Let me help wipe that cake of your faceBlink

Also worth joining the channel just to hear Virkman's smooth silky danish voice,
He could sell me my own children that man could, well sell them back is what i meant lol

So enough of my ramblings come long and join the fun,
Dont be shy give us a try..

I have to go now and make the sun shineBig smile
lee boots
Doomheim
#16 - 2011-10-12 16:11:36 UTC
Ok twice now i have writen nice bumps for this thread with good comments and twice now they both have failed to post Sad

So lets try for a third time shall we..

If you are lonely and looking for a corp
If you are a corp looking to merge with a bigger corp
If you are a corp looking to join a alliance
Then this could be the place for you Lol
Are you light hearted ?
Are you a non EMO ?
Do you hate rages ?

THEN STOP HERE AND LOOK NO FURTHER....

We are working for each other in IT,
We work with each other in IT,
We love each other in ITShocked

THE NAME OF THE ALLIANCE IS IN NO WAY A REFLECTION ON OUR ACTIVITIES Lol

lee boots
Doomheim
#17 - 2011-10-13 09:35:29 UTC
Another new day in the corp..
Every Morning i log on to see a new appilcation in corp Big smile
This makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

Yesterday was good, A laugh was had on TS as is the norm Lol

New members are starting to fit in nicely and starting to work together towards thier own
personal goals and profit...

So how many different ways can i say this ?
If you are looking for a laid back corp where every body gets along and emo is @ a zero.

Then this could be the place for you....

New or old players welcome.
Corps are welcome.
Even bring your dog or cat we dont mind : )
At the moment there is no sp limit we only want you to use TS and join in the fun.

So run with us
Play with us
Join in the fun with us

We are still looking for that new corp member that has a voice smoother then virkmans...


Kimsemus
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#18 - 2011-10-13 16:50:25 UTC
Another bump for an awesome corp!
Mazzerri Aurilen
State War Academy
Caldari State
#19 - 2011-10-13 20:46:22 UTC
Bump for Mr. EU Bossy Pants!!

(The nicknames keep on coming!! Join to find out more of Lee's names)
lee boots
Doomheim
#20 - 2011-10-14 09:04:28 UTC
OMG it did it again : (

why oh why does this thread hate me ?
Is it because i write to much ?

kk today we talk about choices.
Making the right choice is not always easy,
Some times the right choice seems to be the wrong one and the wrong one the right one What?

I have made wrong choices before Sad
But IT has always been there for me with a helping hand,
They have forgiven mistakes made with redicule and laughter but always they are forgiving,
They show us that we learn from mistakes and from making the wrong choices Smile
Maybe not the first time or the second time but we get thereSmile

So is closing this thread the right choice to make ?
You dont know until you do it and go on reading other recruitment threads.

Or is closing this thread the wrong choice ?

Lets look at it this way..
We win either way Lol

If you close this thread and carry on reading the others you may find another corp and then join said corp..
Good for you, We are happy you have found a home.. But is it the right one for you ? only time will tell.
We can wait...

If you dont close this thread and decide that this could be the place for you Smile you will find
you will want to stay,, even if you go off at some point to try something different we know you will be back.
As many of our members will contest to.. they go of try some thing new but almost always end up coming home..

So if this made any sense to you gratz Lol
If it didnt come on over to our recruitment channel IMPTECH and ask me what the hell im going on about
and im sure we can make it all clear to you Smile

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