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Telegram Sam
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#321 - 2012-06-15 18:14:31 UTC
Alia Gon'die wrote:
Telegram Sam wrote:
Oh no. It's your buddy's girlfriend's friend. The unattractive and unpleasant one that you got stuck with on the double date.


"I used makeup to make scars over my eyes so I look scary! Rawr!"

Ouch, that hurt.

[Hate simulator cranked up to 11]
That's a unique one Jason. I've never seen anyone create a plumber/tow truck driver avatar before.
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#322 - 2012-06-15 19:48:03 UTC
Tats over eyes.... Oh! Right. 'Cut along dotted lines.'

Where's my knife..?

Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.

Didn't vote? Then you voted for NulBloc

Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#323 - 2012-06-15 20:47:36 UTC
Your hair color is perfectly understandable. I'd want to bleach my entire head also if I kept finding it inside the far end of a horse's digestive tract.

If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg

But in purple, I'm stunning!

Nyreanya
Serenity Labs
#324 - 2012-06-16 03:48:47 UTC
Bigger is not always better. You look ridiculous, you should be embarrassed.

[/sarcasm]

silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#325 - 2012-06-18 14:21:10 UTC
You could chop wood with that face. Are you related to Woody Woodpecker?

Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.

Didn't vote? Then you voted for NulBloc

Nyx Na'gorg
Doomheim
#326 - 2012-06-18 14:55:54 UTC
silens vesica wrote:
You could chop wood with that face. Are you related to Woody Woodpecker?


This guy... this guy looks henpecked.. god what a tool. Everyone knows you don't go blonde anymore.
FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#327 - 2012-06-18 16:56:12 UTC
Nyx Na'gorg wrote:
This guy... this guy looks henpecked.. god what a tool. Everyone knows you don't go blonde anymore.


Says the guy with the tweezed eyebrows. Are you a Dapper Dan man, or did you do your hair with rubber cement?

Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement.

Something Random
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#328 - 2012-06-18 21:30:58 UTC
monocle

"caught on fire a little bit, just a little."

"Delinquents, check, weirdos, check, hippies, check, pillheads, check, freaks, check, potheads, check .....gangs all here!"

I love Science, it gives me a Hadron.

FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#329 - 2012-06-18 21:34:52 UTC
Something Random wrote:
monocle


You forgot to mention my very fine coat. But that's understandable. Frankly, I'm impressed that you could see the monocle through those goggles. Tell me, do you wear those in case of random encounters with reflections?

Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement.

Nyreanya
Serenity Labs
#330 - 2012-06-19 03:33:39 UTC
"Floppie" was your girlfriend's nickname for you, wasn't it?

[/sarcasm]

ISD Stensson
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#331 - 2012-06-20 14:46:08 UTC
Thread moved back from "Out of Pod Experience" to "EVE General Discussion" forum.

[b]ISD Stensson Captain Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department[/b]

Bootleg Jack
ACME Mineral and Gas
#332 - 2012-06-20 14:47:19 UTC
The design is your fault!!!

I'm an American, English is my second language...

Lumen Solia
The Double Rainbow Butterflies
#333 - 2012-06-20 16:15:15 UTC
Have you ever considered.. you know.. a different pair of goggles?

Your nose also looks like it was glued to your face. No thanks to the goggles :)
Sil le
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#334 - 2012-06-20 16:16:43 UTC
Lumen Solia wrote:
Have you ever considered.. you know.. a different pair of goggles?

Your nose also looks like it was glued to your face. No thanks to the goggles :)


Says Giraffe neck
Aulx-Gao Ekanon
#335 - 2012-06-20 16:21:16 UTC
What do you have against giraffes, you poopy head?!

imnotdointhisriteami?

_Naughty by nature, wicked by choice. _

Sil le
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#336 - 2012-06-20 16:39:08 UTC
Aulx-Gao Ekanon wrote:
What do you have against giraffes, you poopy head?!

imnotdointhisriteami?


Nothing and soooo obviously a wig Shocked
Aulx-Gao Ekanon
#337 - 2012-06-20 16:41:47 UTC
Sil le wrote:
Nothing and soooo obviously a wig Shocked

It's not a wig! And at least I don't have skin colored . . . hair . . .and . . . stuff.

_Naughty by nature, wicked by choice. _

Khanamar
#338 - 2012-06-20 16:47:01 UTC
PH Craftlove
Doomheim
#339 - 2012-06-20 17:13:39 UTC
What are those on your face? Birthmarks or rug burns?

I'm not George Bush and Jay Leno's lovechild.

Nyreanya
Serenity Labs
#340 - 2012-06-20 17:43:34 UTC  |  Edited by: Nyreanya
You quote smart people to make yourself feel smart, don't you? Your sig could have at least quoted something that was mildly relevant.

Edit: Just realized it's relevant for WoD, sorry.

[/sarcasm]