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Surviving the goons

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Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#321 - 2011-10-06 12:25:36 UTC
his posting is still a crime against humanity though

Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Pubbie Management and Exploitation Division.
Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#322 - 2011-10-06 13:26:56 UTC
They say Goonswarm shrugged,
But it felt more like a punch,
To ice mining 'tards

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

knobber Jobbler
State War Academy
Caldari State
#323 - 2011-10-06 14:05:01 UTC
The Mittani wrote:
i'm going to go on a ganking spree in jita tomorrow, it's gonna own


In a CNR, for a smarty party. It's the only way to be sure.
David Cedarbridge
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#324 - 2011-10-06 17:03:07 UTC  |  Edited by: David Cedarbridge
The Apostle wrote:
The Mittani wrote:
i'm going to go on a ganking spree in jita tomorrow, it's gonna own

[brrrrppppp brrrrpppp]
[click]
Hello Orphanage?
.
Yeah, hey man... wha? Nah good. You?
.
Suweet.... Hey quick quessie?
.
Are G**Ns decced yet?
.
Yeah mate, their heading your way.
.
Be good to see fights a little less one sided. 'ey....
.
Yeah I know, they're like that 'ey....
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You dealing?
.
SuWEET.....
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Nah. Just the noobs dude. Wanna see if they run when fired at.
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Suweeeeeeet...
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Yeah Catrcha.....

[click]


Hey guys, have you heard? There's this super pvp group in Jita that sits on undocks and always has us wardec'd so they can shoot the most newbie of our newbies running to Jita and back~! All our plans are ruined!
Jita Alt666
#325 - 2011-10-06 18:42:27 UTC
Plus repped all haiku
Both the bad and the good
Ice prices stable?
Danks
Fat Angry Toe Tappin Inbreds
#326 - 2011-10-06 19:23:35 UTC
Kaleidoscopic
Inapplicability
Appreciation
Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
#327 - 2011-10-06 19:32:42 UTC
Taiwanistan wrote:
mr epeen i am sick of your dung posting
you make me miss snot shot
you stupid pedestrian


Your talentless prose
Another nail in your coffin
Typical goon fail

Mr Epeen Cool
EnderCapitalG
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#328 - 2011-10-06 20:15:25 UTC
Mr Epeen wrote:
Taiwanistan wrote:
mr epeen i am sick of your dung posting
you make me miss snot shot
you stupid pedestrian


Your talentless prose
Another nail in your coffin
Typical goon fail

Mr Epeen Cool



shut up shut up shut
up shut up shut up shut up
shut up shut up moron
Richyp
Ikami Resource Collection Incoporated
#329 - 2011-10-06 20:28:39 UTC
Mr Epeen wrote:
Taiwanistan wrote:
mr epeen i am sick of your dung posting
you make me miss snot shot
you stupid pedestrian


Your talentless prose
Another nail in your coffin
Typical goon fail

Mr Epeen Cool



Fail is not a noun
You stupid pubbie dumbass
Stop signing your posts

Mr Epeen Cool
Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
#330 - 2011-10-06 20:49:02 UTC
Richyp wrote:
Mr Epeen wrote:
Taiwanistan wrote:
mr epeen i am sick of your dung posting
you make me miss snot shot
you stupid pedestrian


Your talentless prose
Another nail in your coffin
Typical goon fail

Mr Epeen Cool



Fail is not a noun
You stupid pubbie dumbass
Stop signing your posts

Mr Epeen Cool


Rage satisfies me
Goonie rage most of all
Feed me more

Mr Epeen Cool
EnderCapitalG
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#331 - 2011-10-06 21:26:18 UTC
Mr Epeen wrote:
Richyp wrote:
Mr Epeen wrote:
Taiwanistan wrote:
mr epeen i am sick of your dung posting
you make me miss snot shot
you stupid pedestrian


Your talentless prose
Another nail in your coffin
Typical goon fail

Mr Epeen Cool



Fail is not a noun
You stupid pubbie dumbass
Stop signing your posts

Mr Epeen Cool


Rage satisfies me
Goonie rage most of all
Feed me more

Mr Epeen Cool


I enjoy how you
Ignored my post, Mister Peen
PS Get Out Now
Infinimo
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#332 - 2011-10-06 23:10:34 UTC
white snow, icy peaks
it's a metaphor, of course
bukkake haiku

Theta Squad best squad. Monocle crew represent~
Killstealing
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#333 - 2011-10-07 00:27:41 UTC
"Mike Hawk is quite long
outdone by Mick Litoris",
she said by hir bong
ACY GTMI
Veerhouven Group
#334 - 2011-10-07 00:43:34 UTC
Goons? What Goons?

The only thing I have ever seen a Goon do well is run his/her suk.
Cypermethren
Perkone
Caldari State
#335 - 2011-10-07 01:39:45 UTC  |  Edited by: Cypermethren
Why the goons are doing this?

Their deal with DRF to allow NC to fall extended past just that 1 incident.


Who owns all the 0.0 space where the Gallente Ice is, and allready has it botted to the max? oh thats right, DRF.


Who are the ones ultimately who profit out of this whole endeavour? DRF, oh, and the goons as DRF is paying them.


derp.


This game is great, its like real life but the Elite and the actions they take to manipulate the universe are alot easier to see :)

even the goons reaction mimmics the MSM in this situation. Genuine problem is brought forward. Everything from Ants to Elephants is buoght up as a distraction to lead you away and to focus you on something else so you forget about the problem you came here for origionaly. Ahhhhhhhh dear.
David Cedarbridge
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#336 - 2011-10-07 02:07:08 UTC
Cypermethren wrote:
Why the goons are doing this?

Their deal with DRF to allow NC to fall extended past just that 1 incident.


Who owns all the 0.0 space where the Gallente Ice is, and allready has it botted to the max? oh thats right, DRF.


Who are the ones ultimately who profit out of this whole endeavour? DRF, oh, and the goons as DRF is paying them.


derp.


This game is great, its like real life but the Elite and the actions they take to manipulate the universe are alot easier to see :)

even the goons reaction mimmics the MSM in this situation. Genuine problem is brought forward. Everything from Ants to Elephants is buoght up as a distraction to lead you away and to focus you on something else so you forget about the problem you came here for origionaly. Ahhhhhhhh dear.


What distraction? I'm pretty sure we've been up front about our intentions to shoot every idiot who wants to keep mining ice.
Doctor Ungabungas
Doomheim
#337 - 2011-10-07 02:19:48 UTC
ACY GTMI wrote:
The only thing I have ever seen a Goon do well is run his/her suk.


ACY GTMI for CEO!
Taiwanistan
#338 - 2011-10-07 03:02:34 UTC
Mr Epeen wrote:
Taiwanistan wrote:
mr epeen i am sick of your dung posting
you make me miss snot shot
you stupid pedestrian


Your talentless prose
Another nail in your coffin
Typical goon fail

Mr Epeen Cool


my gods mr epeen you fool runt
we tell you to fix your punctuation you fix it
we start posting pseudo haiku you follow
it's not really about you it's about the goons

TA on wis: "when we have a feature that is its own functional ecosystem of gameplay then hooks into the greater ecosystem of EVE as a whole, and it provides good replayability."
ACY GTMI
Veerhouven Group
#339 - 2011-10-07 03:10:15 UTC
Oh, sorry, but a 'Hi Sec miner' who needs protection from Goons has probably only been at it for a few days. I would be more concerned about belt rats.

Seriously, miners, especially new ones, need all the help they can get. It wasn't that long ago for me. Yes, I get irked sometimes for drawing four rats off a Bantam, and the pilot never says a word, but I do it anyway.

What is it? Random Acts Of Kindness?
Aramatheia
Tiffany and Co.
#340 - 2011-10-07 03:49:36 UTC
Weaselior wrote:
Indeterminacy wrote:
Weaselior wrote:
i presume if a thorax and rupture zoomed onto the field and left, it was because there wasn't anything worth ganking they could reliably gank in cruisers


There were 3 macks, a hulk, and an orca. A noobship gave the warpin @0. I guess maybe they were afraid of something? Also, why are you getting so ~mad~? It's just internet space pixels...


this is forum war, your baby words have no place here

and macks can be tanked + linked so they resist a cruiser gank they probably scanned them because, you know, the rookie ship could see you


no offence but a person who uses the 'word' (i use that term unbelivably lightly) "pubbies" has about bugger all highground in a 'forum war'. So I say just forget about posting and go kill some ships!