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flakeys
Doomheim
#41 - 2012-06-15 13:04:26 UTC
When you've seen this exact topic come by for a hundred times on the forum.

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
Grumpymunky
Monkey Steals The Peach
#42 - 2012-06-15 13:08:34 UTC
ChromeStriker wrote:
You look for the cloak when going past police
Cloaks won't work when the police are after you fyi.

Post with your monkey.

Thread locked due to lack of pants.
ElQuirko
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#43 - 2012-06-15 13:10:43 UTC
When you get mad every time you see a police car that hasn't had its blinky light removed and hasn't been resprayed into gay camo colours.

Dodixie > Hek
Fabulousli Obvious
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#44 - 2012-06-15 13:15:34 UTC
You have 4 Unsubscribed Toons and still read the Forums.

I am NOT YOUNG ENOUGH to know EVERYTHING.  ~~ Oscar Wilde, writer, d. November 30, 1900
Josef Djugashvilis
#45 - 2012-06-15 13:20:22 UTC
Fabulousli Obvious wrote:
You have 4 Unsubscribed Toons and still read the Forums.


+1 for Oscar.

You seem to be a fan of his, which is a good thing.

This is not a signature.
Aramatheia
Tiffany and Co.
#46 - 2012-06-15 13:38:47 UTC
when a red light goes from red to green i occasionally mutter to myself "warp drive active" /sigh
Gary Goat
XDC-UK
#47 - 2012-06-15 13:58:08 UTC
When you start refering to the rough parts of town as low sec.

When you talk down to your boss because you run a much larger corp then he does.

When you try and gank the bin man after he "flips your cans"
Dheeradj Nurgle
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#48 - 2012-06-15 14:00:27 UTC  |  Edited by: Dheeradj Nurgle
ChromeStriker wrote:

You consider Iceland to be a viable vacation destination

You make a mental note of who you consider to be reds, neuts and blues in your workplace

You go o/ in the chat window to the guy who posses your computer from IT

When you say "Roger" to your boss instead of "ok" (Guilty)

*kodos to the lawn alliance for these, thought id spread the fun a bit further

Your turn...


1; It is actually.... I like the weather....

2; Meh, I got friends, and people I feel indifferent about.

3; Basic in our company.

4; Also kinda basic for us....
Crosten
Parasitic Jaegers
#49 - 2012-06-15 14:17:26 UTC
...you try to bump the car in front of you out of the POS
Rikanin
Mining Reloaded
The Commonwealth.
#50 - 2012-06-15 14:57:22 UTC
When you're watching EVE youtube videos and you keep trying to pan the camera around to zoom in on the stuff you actually WANT to see and only succeed in pausing the video.

DAMNIT!
Barbelo Valentinian
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#51 - 2012-06-15 15:24:09 UTC
Rikanin wrote:
When you're watching EVE youtube videos and you keep trying to pan the camera around to zoom in on the stuff you actually WANT to see and only succeed in pausing the video.

DAMNIT!


LOL, I have soooo done that.
Torneach
Doomheim
#52 - 2012-06-15 15:34:31 UTC
When you wonder how valuable the implants were in the eggs you had for breakfast.

When you see a cop car go by and think, "Does he have a long or short point?"

When you wish there was a wormhole to get you past the Friday afternoon traffic.
Bradstone
Caldari Advanced War Technologies
#53 - 2012-06-15 16:06:13 UTC
When your wife/girlfriend/mother sends you a text saying she has set your standing to -10.0 for not taking the garbage out.Roll
Aeril Malkyre
Knights of the Ouroboros
#54 - 2012-06-15 16:38:13 UTC
Barbelo Valentinian wrote:
Rikanin wrote:
When you're watching EVE youtube videos and you keep trying to pan the camera around to zoom in on the stuff you actually WANT to see and only succeed in pausing the video.
DAMNIT!

LOL, I have soooo done that.
Include 'tried to pan screenshots' with that as well.
vasuul
BLUE M00N Fetish Group
#55 - 2012-06-15 17:15:05 UTC
when you start wishing you had a real life drone ,that could fly into the kitchen to bring you beer and cigarettes ,food etc.

when your significant other starts chewing you out and you refer to it as taking aggro

if you have ever referred to your refrigerator as your cargo bay or hangar

if you have ever gone to the strip bar and thought , wow you cant find these in Amarr

you refer to your daily errands as mission running


you refer to reading a textbook ,as skill training

you see a fancy new car you want ,and wonder what region can i find the blueprint for it ?

you refer to your private part as your titan Shocked

when you go fishing and catch one you holler " I GOT A POINT "

you see a cop has some one pulled over and think ha ha " concorded "
Lady Ayeipsia
BlueWaffe
#56 - 2012-06-15 17:43:49 UTC
When you take LEAN manufacturing courses at work, in the hopes of improving t2 product on your indy alts.

Or worse....

When you refer to yourself as an indy alt.
Gal Mart
#57 - 2012-06-15 17:56:59 UTC
When you refer to parts of your city as hi, low and null sec.

When you worry about your 'standings' when entering those parts of town.
TexasFire
Texas Deep Space
#58 - 2012-06-15 18:05:24 UTC
When you write to the producers of "The Big Bang Theory" to inform them that the cast playing WoW is just WRONG!!!!

Everyone knows a Phd would play Eve.

(True Story)
Korsiri
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#59 - 2012-06-15 18:22:55 UTC
when the kids are off at a scout camp for the weekend and your first thought is, "yeah! hubby and I can get in some level 4s now!"
Betrinna Cantis
#60 - 2012-06-15 18:38:11 UTC
When you wreck your car and tell the mechanic "shoulda had more tank"

Alts have been changed to protect the Innocent. You may have mistaken me for someone who cares.....