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Hisec ganking IS griefing and SHOULD be removed

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Peta Michalek
Doomheim
#1 - 2012-06-14 18:54:17 UTC
How many Gallanteans does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but all of them to vote on who should do it.

How many Amarrians does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, that's what the Minmatar are for.

How many Minmatar does it change a lightbulb?
Minmatar don't change lightbulbs, they wrap them in duct tape until they work again.


How many Caldari does it take to change a lightbulb?
Azami Nevinyrall
172.0.0.1
#2 - 2012-06-14 18:58:29 UTC
Oh....one of these threads.

*sigh*

IB4L

...
Makkal Hanaya
Revenent Defence Corperation
#3 - 2012-06-14 19:05:03 UTC
Peta Michalek wrote:
How many Caldari does it take to change a lightbulb?

Six.

One to design an asymmetric lightbulb that's better than anyone else's. One test the prototype. One to patient the design. One to secure distribution channels. One to screw the lightbulb in. One to stand guard over the lightbulb in case the Gallente come for it.

Render unto Khanid the things which are Khanid's; and unto God the things that are God's.
THE L0CK
Denying You Access
#4 - 2012-06-14 19:06:41 UTC
Azami Nevinyrall wrote:
Oh....one of these threads.

*sigh*

IB4L



NOOOOO IT'S NOT!

Do you smell what the Lock's cooking?
Jake Warbird
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#5 - 2012-06-14 19:10:58 UTC
Caldari don't use light bulbs. They repeatedly detonate torpedos.

Sugar Von MurdererTits : Jake Warbird gets my vote for most intriguing and attractive male character in Eve.
Kijo Rikki
Killboard Padding Services
#6 - 2012-06-14 19:12:53 UTC
I just assumed they contracted that type of work out.

You make a valid point, good Sir or Madam. 
Torneach
Doomheim
#7 - 2012-06-14 19:26:50 UTC
Depends on whether there are any brave Caldari around or not.

It only takes one, but there's the risk of upsetting the corporate structure...
Radelix Cisko
JUMP DRIVE ACTIVE
#8 - 2012-06-14 19:32:13 UTC
Correct question is:

How many departmental meetings does it take to agree on a design, manufacturing, and implementation date assuming it clears the legal eagles 1st?

Despite my posting prowess I really am terrible at this game
Kerist Lafayette
The Lafayette Family
#9 - 2012-06-14 19:45:12 UTC
Peta Michalek wrote:


How many Caldari does it take to change a lightbulb?


As many as Tibus Heth decides are needed - for the good of the State of course.
Abdiel Kavash
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#10 - 2012-06-14 19:55:06 UTC
How many highsec miners does it take to change a lightbulb?
A hundred to cry on the forums for CCP to change the game so that lightbulbs never go out. Only one will actually go and change it.
Andoria Thara
Fallen Avatars
#11 - 2012-06-14 19:59:20 UTC  |  Edited by: Andoria Thara
How many nullbears does it take to change a lightbulb in null?
None, they're too worried about the highsec lightbulb that costs less even though it has a higher risk to burn out.
ElQuirko
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#12 - 2012-06-14 20:04:16 UTC
How many locks does it take to kill a thread?

One.

Dodixie > Hek
Widow Cain
#13 - 2012-06-14 20:06:47 UTC
Azami Nevinyrall wrote:
Oh....one of these threads.

*sigh*

IB4L


Reason #049680978 for a dislike button Blink

OMG You are sooo pixel macho...
Trappist Monk
Doomheim
#14 - 2012-06-14 20:08:52 UTC  |  Edited by: Trappist Monk
I went to an ice belt the other day. Landed next to a guy. Targetted him. Scanned his fit. Brought in the ganker and popped him.

I went to an ice belt the other day. Landed next to a guy. Targetted him. Began scanning his fit. He pulled in his drones and warped.

I went to an ice belt the other day. Landed next to a guy. Targetted him. Scanned his fit. Brought in the ganker, the miner aligned while I was in warp, put out drones. I had to close a few extra k to get him in optimal, began firing, but the little extra distance and movement kept me from getting ideal damage. Ended up 150 hp from killing him before I died to Concord and his drones. He even got the killmail :(

You know what was different about each othese guys? 2 of them were paying attention. 1 of them knew his optimals. Only 1 became a victim.
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#15 - 2012-06-14 20:09:54 UTC
Jake Warbird wrote:
Caldari don't use light bulbs. They repeatedly detonate torpedos.

Nova Torpedos?

Nova RAGE Torpedos...

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Marcus Caspius
#16 - 2012-06-14 20:52:50 UTC
Jake Warbird wrote:
Caldari don't use light bulbs. They repeatedly detonate torpedos.


Like you Plus 1!!

Grammatical error and spelling mistakes are included for your entertainment!
Tarryn Nightstorm
Hellstar Towing and Recovery
#17 - 2012-06-14 20:53:49 UTC
Trappist Monk wrote:
I went to an ice belt the other day. Landed next to a guy. Targetted him. Scanned his fit. Brought in the ganker and popped him.

I went to an ice belt the other day. Landed next to a guy. Targetted him. Began scanning his fit. He pulled in his drones and warped.

I went to an ice belt the other day. Landed next to a guy. Targetted him. Scanned his fit. Brought in the ganker, the miner aligned while I was in warp, put out drones. I had to close a few extra k to get him in optimal, began firing, but the little extra distance and movement kept me from getting ideal damage. Ended up 150 hp from killing him before I died to Concord and his drones. He even got the killmail :(

You know what was different about each othese guys? 2 of them were paying attention. 1 of them knew his optimals. Only 1 became a victim.


Every hisec carebear in the game needs to read ^^this post,^^ and understand it.

Nicely done, bru, nicely done.

Star Wars: the Old Republic may not be EVE. But I'll take the sound of dual blaster-pistols over "NURVV CLAOKING NAOW!!!11oneone!!" any day of the week.
THE L0CK
Denying You Access
#18 - 2012-06-14 20:56:51 UTC
Trappist Monk wrote:
I went to an ice belt the other day. Landed next to a guy. Targetted him. Scanned his fit. Brought in the ganker and popped him.

I went to an ice belt the other day. Landed next to a guy. Targetted him. Began scanning his fit. He pulled in his drones and warped.

I went to an ice belt the other day. Landed next to a guy. Targetted him. Scanned his fit. Brought in the ganker, the miner aligned while I was in warp, put out drones. I had to close a few extra k to get him in optimal, began firing, but the little extra distance and movement kept me from getting ideal damage. Ended up 150 hp from killing him before I died to Concord and his drones. He even got the killmail :(

You know what was different about each othese guys? 2 of them were paying attention. 1 of them knew his optimals. Only 1 became a victim.



Wheres the punchline? This joke sucks.

Do you smell what the Lock's cooking?
Lin-Young Borovskova
Doomheim
#19 - 2012-06-14 22:22:26 UTC
Makkal Hanaya wrote:
Peta Michalek wrote:
How many Caldari does it take to change a lightbulb?

Six.

One to design an asymmetric lightbulb that's better than anyone else's. One test the prototype. One to patient the design. One to secure distribution channels. One to screw the lightbulb in. One to stand guard over the lightbulb in case the Gallente come for it.



This.

brb
Malcanis
Vanishing Point.
The Initiative.
#20 - 2012-06-14 22:30:23 UTC
3/10 because the lightbulb jokes were briefly amusing

"Just remember later that I warned against any change to jump ranges or fatigue. You earned whats coming."

Grath Telkin, 11.10.2016
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