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Confessions of a Work Place Pooper

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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#41 - 2012-05-30 04:53:47 UTC
THE L0CK wrote:
Buzzmong wrote:


When you go to wipe, do you fold or scrunch the toilet paper?





I make tissue origami while I quietly go about my business. Ever wipe yourself with a swan?


Wow, you can fold it that fast? Shocked

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Riedle
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#42 - 2012-06-13 19:16:44 UTC
Update:

This morning I ran into my career manager here at work who let me know that he needed to get some help from another person and as such I now had a new career manager.

Lo and behold, the open-mouthed groaning, shoeless ****-boy is now my career manager.

I have an honest face and he is going to see the utter contempt with which I now hold him.

Riedle
CCP Shiny
C C P
C C P Alliance
#43 - 2012-06-14 13:45:05 UTC
This thread needs more fiber.

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Sin Pew
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#44 - 2012-06-14 14:02:22 UTC
CCP Shiny wrote:
This thread needs more fiber.

Oops ....yeah.... reaaaaallly

[i]"haiku are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator."[/i]
Jon Engel
Machete Carbide
#45 - 2012-06-15 03:19:58 UTC
Just took a dump myself. Decided to let my dogs out for their evening dump, I sat down and discovered this thread.


Oh how the gods love Irony....
Rashmika Clavain
Revelation Space
#46 - 2012-06-15 12:55:34 UTC  |  Edited by: Rashmika Clavain
I'm a work place pooper too.

Finally, I can admit it.

I don't know why, but no matter what I eat, when I go to bed or get up, I have to sit on the crapper at home straining like a mother ****** at some point between 0700 and 0900. I am left feeling bloated and thoroughly loathesome. If I don't do this pointless exercise, I am left somewhat constipated till the next day.

No matter what I pass (if anything -_- ), when I get to work, I'll then take a second and infinitely more satisfying **** at around 1100. It's like Heaven's Gate opens, and it all falls out. Sometimes in a nice Mr Whippy curl, but mainly a horrid stinking explosive splurge of faecal matter.

I sigh deeply, wish I could do this at home where I can then have a shower and then waddle back to my desk.

Straight

By the way, I fold the paper. I make nice symmetrical folds. I also wipe upwards due to an unfortunate incident where one day I wiped downwards after a particularly sloppy poo.
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