Player Features and Ideas Discussion

During a recent roam, my corpies and I happened upon an unlucky group that happened to fall inside our heavy interdictor's influence. After a brief, but spirited interchange, which included the podding of one of the unfortunate combatants, I was surprised to find a flash-frozen female persona amongst the wreckage.

As I have been alone in space, with a predominately male set of colleagues, I immediately pulled her onboard.

I have named her Chloe, and she has accompanied me on all my trips since. We've ratted, gate camped, and sold things in Jita together. It's become an extremely endearing relationship. While she isn't the most talkative sort, and "relations" between us are somewhat cold and one-sided, I have grown fond of her endless curiosity; When I place her on the bridge in a chair, looking out onto space, she will sit, unmoving, not blinking nor breathing, for hours, with the same look on her face, until I have one of the crewmembers put her back in the captains' quarters.

My question is this: Recently, I decided that Chloe needed some new garments. I went ahead and purchased the clothes: (Red Women's Impress Skirt, Olive Women's Sterling Dress Blouse, and Women's Minima Heels...(never forget the shoes, gentleman!). When I went to put them on her, I realized that there is no function to allow me to do so. Is that coming up in a future release?

Also, do you have plans to make the same clothes that the exotic dancers wear available for purchase? I want Chloe to feel and look sexy.

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My question is this: Recently, I decided that Chloe needed some new garments. I went ahead and purchased the clothes: (Red Women's Impress Skirt, Olive Women's Sterling Dress Blouse, and Women's Minima Heels...(never forget the shoes, gentleman!).(...).

I can see a new dating service emerge to unite happy couples, pilots and their beloved much cooler companions.

EVE-Harmony will be the perfect way for ladies such as Chloe to meet their dashing princes like Joelinux.

I now understand that out there in space floats my true one, who waits for me to rescue her from her loneliness in the blackness of space.

She will be like many other jewels in the heavens, but meant only for me, to spend our eternities together!

I might name her Asuka, that has a good sound. Perhaps she has a name she would choose instead?

Dear Diary,

Was out flying my rifter again today, when someone said in local," Hello my Asuka..."

I immediately had a premonition of podding, so I aligned my butt outta there, and fled screaming....

1. Am I the only person who thought of this video after reading this thread?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aowSGxim_O8

2. You sir are a freak. Drones are where its at. I like to play with my little group of Valkyries every night. Sometimes the exotic dancers I found when I blew up that brothel once join in... I'd avoid caldari drones though, they put the wh*re in hornet the nasty little things. Now if you will exuse me, I'm off to Victronic Secret to get some plate mail g-strings for my bloodthirsty babes to fight for me in.