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Hate the Avatar above you

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Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#181 - 2012-06-12 05:53:22 UTC
Yo momma's so fat they won't let her wear Malcolm X jackets no more 'cuz helicopters keep trying to land on her.

If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg

But in purple, I'm stunning!

Mira Lynne
State War Academy
Caldari State
#182 - 2012-06-12 05:55:18 UTC  |  Edited by: Mira Lynne
Im not sure whats more abbrasive - your wit or your avatar.
Edit: Damn! Sniped!

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Gilbaron
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#183 - 2012-06-12 05:57:49 UTC
you kinda look like a chimpanzee, not a very clever one though
Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#184 - 2012-06-12 05:59:08 UTC
You're like Vin Diesel, except the only joke I'd make about you is "Gilbaron once walked down the street with his face uncovered. There were no survivors."

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.

Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#185 - 2012-06-12 06:01:27 UTC  |  Edited by: Ila Dace
---- My post was not funny... past my bedtime ---- night all

If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg

But in purple, I'm stunning!

Aiwha
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#186 - 2012-06-12 06:44:34 UTC
Ila Dace wrote:
---- My post was not funny... past my bedtime ---- night all



It was so bad it gave me cancer.

Sanity is fun leaving the body.

Daniel Blackwell
Doomheim
#187 - 2012-06-12 08:38:33 UTC
Aiwha wrote:
Ila Dace wrote:
---- My post was not funny... past my bedtime ---- night all



It was so bad it gave me cancer.

I can't say anything bad about your avatar; you're one heroic looking mother ******
BoSau Hotim
Uitraan Diversified Holdings Incorporated
#188 - 2012-06-12 09:18:00 UTC
Yeah.. you look brave too... I wonder if you would know what to do with a girl once you got one... bake her cookies prolly...

I'm not a carebear... I'm a SPACE BARBIE!  Now... where's Ken?

Xuse Senna
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#189 - 2012-06-12 09:19:32 UTC
Can I flip you and use your hair as a duster?

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/7501/mindgamesceptionfinaldr.jpg

BoSau Hotim
Uitraan Diversified Holdings Incorporated
#190 - 2012-06-12 09:22:41 UTC  |  Edited by: BoSau Hotim
Is that a boob or did the 'alien' baby lose it's way out?

I'm not a carebear... I'm a SPACE BARBIE!  Now... where's Ken?

Malles Istveruckt
Debaser Monde
#191 - 2012-06-12 10:35:20 UTC
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Ila Dace wrote:
---- My post was not funny... past my bedtime ---- night all


Dude. Your bewbs... Shocked
Arkady Vachon
The Gold Angels
Sixth Empire
#192 - 2012-06-12 10:41:48 UTC
No more mindflood for you...

Nothing Personal - Just Business...

Chaos Creates Content

Lin-Young Borovskova
Doomheim
#193 - 2012-06-12 10:50:59 UTC
Arkady Vachon wrote:
No more mindflood for you...



You kind of gaylente jerk, get out of my sight before I put my knee at that empty place that should have shown some balls.

MOVE ON !!

brb

hedge betts Shiyurida
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#194 - 2012-06-12 10:55:13 UTC
Why are your t!TS so saggy

Pog mo thoin

Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#195 - 2012-06-12 10:55:51 UTC
Lin-Young Borovskova wrote:
You kind of gaylente jerk, get out of my sight before I put my knee at that empty place that should have shown some balls.

MOVE ON !!


I hope those goofy hoop earings catch on an asteroid. The blue eyeliner is the most natural-looking thing about your fake-ass looking plastic face.

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.

Emination of Haxti
Descendant Command
#196 - 2012-06-12 10:59:02 UTC
I see, you got midlife crisis and decided your "interesting" job as a librarian wasn't dangerous and sexy enough, so you got your face painted with henna?

Congrats.

Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#197 - 2012-06-12 11:05:51 UTC
Emination of Haxti wrote:
I see, you got midlife crisis and decided your "interesting" job as a librarian wasn't dangerous and sexy enough, so you got your face painted with henna?

Congrats.


And I see that your life as a housewife and mother of two wasn't working out for you, so about the time you started getting your first grey hairs you developed a crack habit, dyed platinum blonde and started trying to play the cougar.

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.

Kimmi Chan
Tastes Like Purple
#198 - 2012-06-12 11:07:53 UTC
Emination of Haxti wrote:
I see, you got midlife crisis and decided your "interesting" job as a librarian wasn't dangerous and sexy enough, so you got your face painted with henna?

Congrats.



Ooooh a hate thread? You're a miner AND a suicide-ganker. You are hated by everyone. I demand that you make a post whining about everything and then unsub because Eve is hard.

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Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#199 - 2012-06-12 11:09:53 UTC
Kimmi Chan wrote:
Ooooh a hate thread? You're a miner AND a suicide-ganker. You are hated by everyone. I demand that you make a post whining about everything and then unsub because Eve is hard.


You replied to the wrong post. Also, your dye-job is terrible, your shirt doesn't match your jacket and that's obviously fake leather.

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.

Generals4
#200 - 2012-06-12 11:10:38 UTC
Oh look a pod pilot from the prehistory who thinks putting paint on his face will somehow help him with PVP.

_-Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily. _