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How To Greif null sec players 101

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Talon SilverHawk
Patria o Muerte
#61 - 2012-06-08 08:44:05 UTC
Tallon Sylph wrote:
You have fun with that. I'll be running anoms in one of the countless other systems we own while you waste a subbed account in a system full of guys sat in station spinning ships.

Seriously, I don't even have an approximate idea how many systems we have.



Is that bottom lip starting to quiver a little hmmmmmmmm



Tal

Talon SilverHawk
Patria o Muerte
#62 - 2012-06-08 08:48:16 UTC  |  Edited by: Talon SilverHawk
catinboots wrote:
Akirei Scytale wrote:
You have to actually hotdrop occasionally if you want to be effective at this. If you don't have access to titan bridges and allies, you might as well not bother if you actually want to harass a system.

People learn the names of serial cloakers very quickly, and will ignore you.

you are in denial
the truth hurts doesn't it



Serial cloakers sounds like something you can get done for in RL,

Honestly officer its not my fault , I was going along minding my own business when I suddenly came within 2.5 mtrs of the school gate and uncloacked Shocked.....
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#63 - 2012-06-08 09:05:24 UTC
Look ... just be like NC. and drop supercarriers on morons. It happens all the time.

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?

InternetSpaceship
Perkone
Caldari State
#64 - 2012-06-09 14:38:49 UTC  |  Edited by: InternetSpaceship
catinboots wrote:
Akirei Scytale wrote:
You have to actually hotdrop occasionally if you want to be effective at this. If you don't have access to titan bridges and allies, you might as well not bother if you actually want to harass a system.

People learn the names of serial cloakers very quickly, and will ignore you.

you are in denial
the truth hurts doesn't it


What are we in denial about? What truth? What are you even talking about?

I guess it might hurt if all you carebears were actually cloak camping us 24/7 instead of just masturbating about the idea on the forums.

Get on it already, make us cry. Why is everyone just talking about it? Is it that you don't know where we are? We're in Deklein, our main hq is VFK, and we do a ton of ratting in JU. Let's see those cloaks. Just do something, anything, other than sit here and jack eachother off about your imagined victory over us.

Stop pretending that you've already got us cowering in station when none of you has done anything yet. Things in Deklein are the same as they've always been, no goon is afraid of any pubbie at the moment. Hulks mine untanked in total serenity. No one is hot dropping us, and the two 24/7 camps are more or less completely ignored. At least they were, before they got podded.

Official Recruiter for GoonSwarm Corporation.

If you paid isk to get into GoonSwarm, you were probably scammed.  If you had the foresight to save the name of your scammer, let me know and I'll do what I can to help you.

Generals4
#65 - 2012-06-09 14:41:18 UTC  |  Edited by: Generals4
Tallon Sylph wrote:
The only thing I'm spinning is my Tengu while I sit in station terrified of that guys who's been cloaked in system for the last week.

Goons are doomed, you heard it here first in this awful thread. A fitting place for the end of Goondom.


I'm pretty sure those systems filled with hulks or macks could be paralyzed by cloakies. After all, all it takes is one sb to blow up some miners.

_-Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily. _

Krios Ahzek
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#66 - 2012-06-09 14:43:07 UTC
Stonecrusher Mortlock wrote:
How To Greif null sec players 101

Step 1 : Train cloaking.

Step 2 : Fit Cloak to ship.

Step 3 : Get to Null Space.

Step 3.1 : Activate Cloak.

Step 4 : Never log off.

Step 5 : Go to EvE Fourms and look at the QQ threads about AFK Cloaks.

Step 6 : Injoy.

Step 7 : Play EvE on your alt account.



Pro Tip, If your Tiered of competing for sites in your Null Systems use a Neutral Alt to AFK camp the system so no one else rats.



Wow, I think you have something good here. Let me forward it to R&D, you might have invented a new concept for asymmetrical warfare!

 Though All Men Do Despise Us

Akirei Scytale
Okami Syndicate
#67 - 2012-06-09 14:47:28 UTC
catinboots wrote:
Akirei Scytale wrote:
You have to actually hotdrop occasionally if you want to be effective at this. If you don't have access to titan bridges and allies, you might as well not bother if you actually want to harass a system.

People learn the names of serial cloakers very quickly, and will ignore you.

you are in denial
the truth hurts doesn't it


You're not very familiar with nullsec players or mechanics are you?

Seriously, there are names everyone is familiar with as harmless. No one gives a **** if Ron Jeremy H is in system, for example.
InternetSpaceship
Perkone
Caldari State
#68 - 2012-06-09 14:51:07 UTC  |  Edited by: InternetSpaceship
Akirei Scytale wrote:
catinboots wrote:
Akirei Scytale wrote:
You have to actually hotdrop occasionally if you want to be effective at this. If you don't have access to titan bridges and allies, you might as well not bother if you actually want to harass a system.

People learn the names of serial cloakers very quickly, and will ignore you.

you are in denial
the truth hurts doesn't it


You're not very familiar with nullsec players or mechanics are you?

Seriously, there are names everyone is familiar with as harmless. No one gives a **** if Ron Jeremy H is in system, for example.


No way, you'll totally be sorry when they finally uncloak and rain down the pubbie terror. They're just biding their time, waiting for the perfect moment to spark the master plan.

You're crying about it already, the pubbies have already won, goons just don't yet know it.

Generals4 wrote:
Tallon Sylph wrote:
The only thing I'm spinning is my Tengu while I sit in station terrified of that guys who's been cloaked in system for the last week.

Goons are doomed, you heard it here first in this awful thread. A fitting place for the end of Goondom.


I'm pretty sure those systems filled with hulks or macks could be paralyzed by cloakies. After all, all it takes is one sb to blow up some miners.


So then do it. If not you, someone else reading this. Why not all of you? There's already a Goonageddon thread, get it started there. Blow up our hulks. They're not even tanked for the most part. Come on, we're out there every day, just mining away, dozens of hulks, just ready to be blown apart.

Do it. For once, actually play the game. Stand up to goons instead of just whining about them to CCP. There are so many more of you than there are of us, we wouldn't stand a chance. All of you hate us, so form up and take us down. There's no excuse for not being able to do it.

Official Recruiter for GoonSwarm Corporation.

If you paid isk to get into GoonSwarm, you were probably scammed.  If you had the foresight to save the name of your scammer, let me know and I'll do what I can to help you.

Akirei Scytale
Okami Syndicate
#69 - 2012-06-09 14:53:35 UTC
InternetSpaceship wrote:
No way, you'll totally be sorry when they finally uncloak and rain down the pubbie terror. They're just biding their time, waiting for the perfect moment to spark the master plan.

You're crying about it already, the pubbies have already won, goons just don't yet know it.


Hold me, I'm scared!
Commit Sudoku
Perkone
Caldari State
#70 - 2012-06-09 14:55:20 UTC
wait I rat in II-5 or whatever it's called, are there better systems?
Commit Sudoku
Perkone
Caldari State
#71 - 2012-06-09 14:56:09 UTC
1 jump from vfk, I had a cloaker once but I insulted his mother so flagrantly he had to leave and salvage his family honor
Lin-Young Borovskova
Doomheim
#72 - 2012-06-09 14:59:04 UTC
Stonecrusher Mortlock wrote:
Lin-Young Borovskova wrote:



In order for this to really impact pick a sabre, kill some haulers or a lazy farming bot, cloack again for a few hours.

That's it, you're making some usual busy null system loose several billions+create paranoia in their intell chan Lol





Pro Tip, Shoot the people looting the sites, there full of loots.



It's easier to gank haulers at POCOs/gates with cloacky Sabre and you're sure at least half of careabears 2 systems around will stop their brainless pve in null sec.

PVE belongs to high sec ! -because I said it and I'm better then everyone Lol

brb

EvEa Deva
Doomheim
#73 - 2012-06-09 15:07:57 UTC
It might scare the miners in system, but as someone else said we just move to another to do our dreadfull nullbearing.
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#74 - 2012-06-09 15:41:39 UTC
InternetSpaceship wrote:
and the two 24/7 camps are more or less completely ignored. At least they were, before they got podded.

The odd thing is... how do you get caught and podded when just afk cloaking? What the heck.

Like this one moron flew to VFK and got podded. Why? You successfully cloaked camped for 2 weeks ...

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?

Morganta
The Greater Goon
Clockwork Pineapple
#75 - 2012-06-09 18:37:06 UTC
what an incredible idea, why has nobody thought of this yet?

and yeah, the batphone is essential, especially at odd hours when your own titan pilots are inaccessible
adam smash
Department of Gub'nent Welfare
Harkonnen Federation
#76 - 2012-06-09 19:45:03 UTC
Akirei Scytale wrote:
You have to actually hotdrop occasionally if you want to be effective at this. If you don't have access to titan bridges and allies, you might as well not bother if you actually want to harass a system.

People learn the names of serial cloakers very quickly, and will ignore you.


No **** nullbear, thats why it has to be a bomber...
Patient 2428190
DEGRREE'Fo'FREE Internet Business School
#77 - 2012-06-09 19:51:24 UTC
Actual players tend to ignore people cloaking for weeks on end with absolutely no threat, but our robotic friends will sit in a POS for a long time before they figure it out.
Disregard That
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#78 - 2012-06-09 19:52:41 UTC
Patient 2428190 wrote:
Actual players tend to ignore people cloaking for weeks on end with absolutely no threat, but our robotic friends will sit in a POS for a long time before they figure it out.

The title of this needs to be changed to "How to Grief (sic) Botters 101"
Bossy Lady
Vanishing Point.
The Initiative.
#79 - 2012-06-09 21:04:36 UTC
So did anyone actually do this for even one day or is this thread just great ideas for other people to go "greif" goons with, then have a big happy circlejerk about all the "goon tears" you caused by just talking about it?

Posting on this character because apparently some people get upset when they're asked difficult questions. M.

Doctor Benway Kado
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#80 - 2012-06-09 22:09:30 UTC
Bossy Lady wrote:
So did anyone actually do this for even one day or is this thread just great ideas for other people to go "greif" goons with, then have a big happy circlejerk about all the "goon tears" you caused by just talking about it?

Lemme just check the indexes for our main nullbearing hubs of terrible PvE...

Nope! Looks like we lost Industry V in S-D though.