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Funniest way to give away all your stuff.
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Libby jo
Doomheim
#1 - 2012-06-09 16:38:37 UTC  |  Edited by: Libby jo
As subject

currently im in jita but As eve is full of scams i want to give away all my stuff + isk to a few players

my first idea wos to give to new players, thats not enough for me i want lols.

best idea gets 100mill.

hey its a start

items i have to give away,

orca
hulk x2
loads of faction stuff
t1 items LOTS all over eve
650mill isk
shed load of mission loot
lots of bpc/bpo

have brought a plex so i got longer to play with this still going out with a pop tho.

ideas like undock in orca and shoot some one in jita isnt my way i want some one to benefit from this.
Greyhound Slarkson
Doomheim
#2 - 2012-06-09 16:46:04 UTC
Fly your Orca to a safespot in a rookie system and then eject from it, no one generally uses combat probes there, but maybe someone will find the orca and be happy with it.
Libby jo
Doomheim
#3 - 2012-06-09 16:47:15 UTC
i like it not bad for starters More ?
Jin'taan
Be Nice Inc.
Prismatic Legion
#4 - 2012-06-09 17:01:12 UTC
Make a trail of bookmarks in secure containers all over a system. First guy to give you the final cans code/tell you what was in there, etc, wins the lot

Or you could put a note saying that you wasted your time.

One or the other :P
Trollin
Perkone
Caldari State
#5 - 2012-06-09 17:07:15 UTC  |  Edited by: Trollin
i would

1.sell it all
2.train energy pulse weapons to 5
3.train skills to use large cap booster
3.buy a bunch of Navy Megathron
4.fit them with smartbombs and cap booster
5.advertise that you are doing navy mega giveaway at Jita moon ?-? at some specific time during primetime
6.go there and wait for the pods to come to board the ship
/
8.fire smartbombs
9.lol
10.rinse + repeat

fraps and put on youtube with link here

We are our own worst enemy.
Libby jo
Doomheim
#6 - 2012-06-09 17:16:20 UTC
Trollin wrote:
i would

1.sell it all
2.train energy pulse weapons to 5
3.train skills to use large cap booster
3.buy a bunch of Navy Megathron
4.fit them with smartbombs and cap booster
5.advertise that you are doing navy mega giveaway at Jita moon ?-? at some specific time during primetime
6.go there and wait for the pods to come to board the ship
/
8.fire smartbombs
9.lol
10.rinse + repeat

fraps and put on youtube with link here



HAHAHAHA lmfaro

this is a good idea you may just yet win.
Libby jo
Doomheim
#7 - 2012-06-09 17:41:14 UTC
Join "isk give away" mailing list


need a slave for the day il post missions you guys complete with proof

il pay

isk for all missions or items all has to go.
Waylan Yutani
SkyLark Insurgency
#8 - 2012-06-09 18:35:14 UTC  |  Edited by: Waylan Yutani
place noobships/shuttles with bm's in its cargo all over eve. Each bm leading to the next system - treasure hunt might lead into null sec
Johnson Johnson
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#9 - 2012-06-09 19:05:04 UTC
give it all to me and i'll tell the funniest joke in the world

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gpjk_MaCGM
James Amril-Kesh
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#10 - 2012-06-09 19:48:26 UTC
EDIT: Nevermind.

Enjoying the rain today? ;)
StonerPhReaK
Herb Men
#11 - 2012-06-10 01:38:16 UTC
Join the Help channel in-game. Lurk in the shadows and wait for a nubbins to pounce upon. I doit all the time. They never expect it and are very greatful, Even the ones you can tell aren't nubs but lack the social capabilities in the first few months (due to our general harsh nature ) to make isk. But im not giving away "all" my stuff , Jus lil peices -)

Signatures wer cooler when we couldn't remove them completely.
Mira Lynne
State War Academy
Caldari State
#12 - 2012-06-10 03:16:37 UTC
Sell it all, creaet a Contract trading al the ISK you made for 1 Tritanium. Spam Jita Local with 'Giving away all my ISK for 1 Tritanium' except its actually legit.

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Yuko Aioi
Gaorun Intelligence and Security Detachment 9
#13 - 2012-06-10 04:32:25 UTC  |  Edited by: Yuko Aioi
Just dump and abandon everything outside a popular station and watch everyone try and grab themselves free stuff/ships. Extra points if people get mad and start shooting each other.

then give all your ISK to some Russian guy.

Edit:

Use your ISK to buy PLEX and jettison them with the other stuff. Make sure you tell people there is PLEX in there.
Korg Leaf
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#14 - 2012-06-10 04:39:29 UTC
Fill the orcas cargo full with shuttles and jettison off the undock. Rinse and repeat til you get banned
Joe D'Trader
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#15 - 2012-06-10 11:54:58 UTC
Give em to me.
jimmyjam
Fire Mandrill
#16 - 2012-06-11 15:53:28 UTC
Libby jo wrote:
As subject

currently im in jita but As eve is full of scams i want to give away all my stuff + isk to a few players

my first idea wos to give to new players, thats not enough for me i want lols.

best idea gets 100mill.

hey its a start

items i have to give away,

orca
hulk x2
loads of faction stuff
t1 items LOTS all over eve
650mill isk
shed load of mission loot
lots of bpc/bpo

have brought a plex so i got longer to play with this still going out with a pop tho.

ideas like undock in orca and shoot some one in jita isnt my way i want some one to benefit from this.

Give all the isk to the first pilot that can staple his a%% checks together after taking a whole bottle of stool softner and seeing how long he can hold it in the first person with the vid proff wins!!Big smile
FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#17 - 2012-06-11 19:49:47 UTC
there's always the smartbombing orca "free ship giveaway".

You start giving out free ships by ejecting them from the orca. Get a crowd. Wait for there to be a bunch of pods around and and hit the smartbombs. Lots of explosions later, you're -10, you've just blown nearly a billion isk, and they'll never forget you. Ever.

Oh wait, you wanted to GIVE it away. Two ideas.

Misanthropy:

Hire a noob as your person valet. Make them follow you wherever you go, send them on mundane errands..."I really need ammo from Dodixie. Yes i know that's 26 jumps and passes three other trade hubs, but I want DODIXIE ammo." See how far they'll go for 100 million isk a day. Play the diva and be crazy demanding.

Philanthropy:

Hang out in a noob system giving advice to new players. Pick some who seem the most likely to "get" Eve and stick around, and give them 500 million isk each.

Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement.
Maxpie
MUSE LLP
#18 - 2012-06-11 20:24:15 UTC
Anonymously hire 2 merc corps and pit them against each other with increasing demands (like bring me corpses...take down pos, etc., etc.). Give stuff to whichever hangs in there the longest.

No good deed goes unpunished
notha atfast
Brave Newbies Inc.
Brave Collective
#19 - 2012-06-11 20:46:45 UTC
Orca wars. 1 v 1. Whose orca is bad enough to take you down. first person to take you out in another orca(Solo) gets the rest.
Maleficas
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#20 - 2012-06-11 21:03:18 UTC
notha atfast wrote:
Orca wars. 1 v 1. Whose orca is bad enough to take you down. first person to take you out in another orca(Solo) gets the rest.


This right here. Do this. Film it. Be a god.

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