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Surviving the goons

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EnderCapitalG
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#261 - 2011-10-05 17:48:09 UTC
Cipher Jones wrote:
The Mittani wrote:
goonswarm: literally internet gang rapists because they were mean to ice miners

amazing


No, but you are literally internet suicide bombers.


Keep digging that hole.
Zirse
Risktech Analytics
#262 - 2011-10-05 17:48:15 UTC
Jihadswarm will be born again, and it will blot out the suns.
Ladie Harlot
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#263 - 2011-10-05 17:56:58 UTC
Zirse wrote:
Jihadswarm will be born again, and it will blot out the suns.

We are Dread Pirates now not Jihadists.

The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet.
Barbara Nichole
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#264 - 2011-10-05 18:38:08 UTC
Weaselior wrote:
Ptraci wrote:
Written Word wrote:
If you are smrt enough to type this all up, why do you even bother mining?


Because high sec miners are not all bots and a lot of them are clueless newbs who don't really deserve what you are handing out to them. It's pretty sad listening in on the goon intel channel and hearing orgasmic exclamations about how they killed a retriever or covetor. Yeah, what a rush.

But organizing a resistance, hmm, ok that sounds like fun.


the ones killing retrievers and covetors are mostly our newbies :3:

our newbies are way better than your newbies :3:



"our newb apples are better than your newb oranges....":

  - remove the cloaked from local; free intel is the real problem, not  "afk" cloaking -

[IMG]http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a208/DawnFrostbringer/consultsig.jpg[/IMG]
Xython
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#265 - 2011-10-05 18:49:40 UTC
Andski wrote:
heh

watch as they say YOU'RE GOING TO DEPLETE ALL YOUR ALLIANCE'S ISK TO KILL ICE MINERS

someone should link our finances


Yes. We will totally do that. If we kill another 585 Orcas and Hulks. A day. For the next month.

(It's good to have a goal.)
Querns
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#266 - 2011-10-05 18:51:56 UTC
Speaking of which, orca down

https://killboard.goonfleet.com/km/585462

~nothing is safe~

This post was crafted by the wormhole expert of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal, the foremost authority on Eve: Online economics and gameplay.
Xython
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#267 - 2011-10-05 18:53:26 UTC
You'll note that once we pointed out that The Apostle and his "Welpcats" was Riverini posting as an alt, he went away.

Even if it was just a coincidence, we're well on our way to making "You're a Riverini Alt, right?" another way of saying "You're of below average intelligence and lacking in logic, aren't you?"

Win Win~!
Atrum Veneficus
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#268 - 2011-10-05 18:54:31 UTC
Not even your orcas are safe:

https://killboard.goonfleet.com/km/585462

Boys, grab your harpoons, we are going WHALING!!!
The Mittani
State War Academy
Caldari State
#269 - 2011-10-05 19:29:34 UTC
resistance will simply be met with delight and overwhelming force

please resist more

~hi~
Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
#270 - 2011-10-05 19:32:20 UTC
Atrum Veneficus wrote:
Not even your orcas are safe:

https://killboard.goonfleet.com/km/585462

Boys, grab your harpoons, we are going WHALING!!!


So you finally killed something of value and feel the need to spam post it in every thread you can.

Fascinating.

Mr Epeen Cool
Steamgrind Meatroller
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#271 - 2011-10-05 19:34:06 UTC
Hi, just wanted to test out my signature.

Steamgrind Meatroller Cool
CEO of Thunderwaffe
Goonswarm Federation
EVE Online Space Pilot
Black Man
Jita Alt666
#272 - 2011-10-05 19:42:16 UTC  |  Edited by: Jita Alt666
mmmmmm are you ginga downstairs as well?

I mean, imagine a black man in an orange forest. Smile
David Cedarbridge
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#273 - 2011-10-05 19:55:00 UTC
Mr Epeen wrote:
Atrum Veneficus wrote:
Not even your orcas are safe:

https://killboard.goonfleet.com/km/585462

Boys, grab your harpoons, we are going WHALING!!!


So you finally killed something of value and feel the need to spam post it in every thread you can.

Fascinating.

Mr Epeen Cool


I can see your list of accomplishments is as long as your epeen. Don't worry bro. You'll find it one day.
Phoenix'Child
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#274 - 2011-10-05 20:00:01 UTC
Just stop Mining

Goons get bored too quickly

Of those 7k people 6,950 will be bored if the targets go away.

The remaining 50 will be out voted and goons will leave.
Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
#275 - 2011-10-05 20:04:02 UTC  |  Edited by: Mr Epeen
David Cedarbridge wrote:
Mr Epeen wrote:
Atrum Veneficus wrote:
Not even your orcas are safe:

https://killboard.goonfleet.com/km/585462

Boys, grab your harpoons, we are going WHALING!!!


So you finally killed something of value and feel the need to spam post it in every thread you can.

Fascinating.

Mr Epeen Cool


I can see your list of accomplishments is as long as your epeen. Don't worry bro. You'll find it one day.


Not that it's terribly difficult considering the I.Q. of most goonies, I do consider rage responses an accomplishment
worthy of the effort I put into getting them.

Thank you for adding to my list.

Mr Epeen Cool
Infinimo
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#276 - 2011-10-05 20:06:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Infinimo
Trusty Jutspezic wrote:
Goons eunt domos.

More like 'goons domini est' Cool

Theta Squad best squad. Monocle crew represent~
Trusty Jutspezic
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#277 - 2011-10-05 20:15:56 UTC
I saw you forget to pluralize dominus.

A goon edit he own post. A shameful goon.
gibboZA
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#278 - 2011-10-05 20:26:00 UTC
Phoenix'Child wrote:
Just stop Mining

Goons get bored too quickly

Of those 7k people 6,950 will be bored if the targets go away.

The remaining 50 will be out voted and goons will leave.



Vote? What is this vote you speak of?
Feligast
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#279 - 2011-10-05 20:29:37 UTC
Phoenix'Child wrote:
Just stop Mining

Goons get bored too quickly

Of those 7k people 6,950 will be bored if the targets go away.

The remaining 50 will be out voted and goons will leave.



Yes, because Goonswarm is a hive mind, and we all have to do the same thing at all times.
Feligast
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#280 - 2011-10-05 20:30:26 UTC
Because, you see, we're all bees