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Your Source for Info on Spies and Spying in EVE

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Praxis Astra
0.0 Axis Fleet
Stealth Syndicate
#1 - 2012-06-04 16:52:36 UTC  |  Edited by: Praxis Astra
Smiling Friends Social Club

WE NEITHER CONFIRM OR DENY ALLEGATIONS THAT WE HAVE MORE INFORMATION ON SPY VS SPY, THIEVERY, SECURITY, PSYCH WARFARE, SABOTAGE THAN ANY OTHER RESOURCE IN THIS OR ANY POSSIBLE UNIVERSE (COPYRIGHTED OR NOT), MULTIVERSE, OR SUBSPACE DOMAIN.

http://heartsandmindsalliance.org/

Spy stuff. Information. Psychological Warfare. Metagaming. Experiments. Protection or Predation according to your predilection.

Welcome to our laboratory our labyrinth our Smiling Tar Baby. It has been lovingly prepared for you to play in and play with.
Join us or infiltrate us it will be the same in the end. How can we make that happen? Come and see!

You do not put a character in Smiling Friends Social Club. The Club is just an advertising device. You are applying to join a hidden network of agents coordinated by Praxis and the Inner Circle. Read the HOW TO JOIN sticky in the Recruitment section of our web site.

How To Join SFSC Instructions

"Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain."

Our Hearts And Minds™ Mental Martial Arts for the agent and the player who wants to Inoculate themselves against psych war games agents play.

Neurotechnicon A Manual. How to destroy them from within. How to play EVE "against" yourself. The Metagame of EVE.

http://www.heartsandmindsalliance.org/index.php?option=com_kunena&func=view&catid=4&id=39&Itemid=200

The Technocrat A Manual. Algorithms of Leadership and Power.

http://www.heartsandmindsalliance.org/index.php?option=com_kunena&func=view&catid=4&id=71&Itemid=200

New Players: Very First Steps Guide

New Players Guide To EVE

Please feel free to convo, evemail or join me in our public channel

Smiling Friends

Secret agents, scientists, actors, alchemists, knights in secret armor, assassins, class clowns, and intraspecies predators only need apply.

CLASSES OFFERED BY SFSC


All classes are on a one-on-one basis unless participants already know each other. Payment for classes is ISK, or services rendered BEFORE class. Praxis is nothing if not willing to negotiate.

Frenemies

Why your opponents are frequently more entertaining and useful than your friends. Step by step Praxis shows you the often overlooked rewards of doing benevolent things for your enemies and horrible things to your friends.

Keeping your Brospective

The affectionate side of working towards the complete destruction of the hard work of players you know you'd enjoy hanging out with in the Real World.

Lay Back And Enjoy It

Inflicting Agony on players for your own amusement can be even more enjoyable if you harness your natural empathy for your victims for a masochistic thrill hard to find anywhere else. Praxis Astra tells you how to achieve such win-win scenarios. (Some assembly required....)

Idiocracy

Unspoken agreements. Fears of conflict within the group. Knowing which bad habits a group forces all its members to adopt. Identifying the one element of a Board of Director's groupthink that best turns the screw on the entire group. It doesn't matter what they call their government. We know there's only one form of government.


Getting Into Character

This is grueling stuff. Its psychodrama. Effective if you approach it with a certain intent. You want to drag through the jungles of your personality for red eyed beasts licking their razors clean as they reach for you, this is a good way. There are a number of outlooks on life to adopt that I have found useful. Played correctly, they can be used to give your EVE character that extra spice to keep you alert during even the most tedious CTA.


Giggling Psychopath: Hihihihihiiiii! He wuzza funny. Eyes all wide. Ahhahahahahahahahaaa!

Chilly Avenger: All they had to do was leave me/us/him/her/them alone.

Twitching Paranoid: My hand trembles only slightly as I fly in formation with my "friend." He thinks.... he thinks that I don't know.

Freelance Sociopath: I've only got to sell out four more of these guys for my new Tengu. That guy Praxis really came through. Bet he'd be worth a bundle to somebody.

Reflexive Hater: Scums. All these little scums. Hating lying cheating filthy scums. Turn on me. The moment they can. Scums.

The Doctor: Note how my electrodes result in a cascading effect between sympathetic and parasysympathetic nervous systems. I have succeeded. I call it: Their Own Medicine.

Nobody likes this one. Too real maybe?

Whining Rationalizer: Um. I never did want to have to hurt anybody, but y'know, it was him or me. And I really do think its all for the best. In the end I mean.

Unblinking Fanatic: But only the filth who oppose the universal brotherhood of man will have to die in order for that brotherhood to become a reality. Its so simple.

Intraspecies Predator: And I got to do that to him for his own good? I love being me. (My personal favorite.)

Programs We Offer Interesting "Clients"

http://heartsandmindsalliance.org/index.php?option=com_kunena&func=view&catid=4&id=93688&Itemid=232

Other Links Of Interest

New Players Have More Power Than You Think

http://heartsandmindsalliance.org/index.php?option=com_kunena&func=view&catid=4&id=93689&Itemid=232

New Players Very First Steps: A Guide

http://heartsandmindsalliance.org/index.php?option=com_kunena&func=view&catid=4&id=45&Itemid=232

EVE Online And Your Central Nervous System

https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=153013&find=unread

Praxis Astra Master of Assassins and Punctuality http://heartsandmindsalliance.org

Gwen Aramil
Oracle Engineering
#2 - 2012-06-04 20:53:34 UTC
Hmm, might wanna check your uber website SPAM filter bro.

Looks like your forums got jacked by spam bots...

Good luck with your spy business
Istvaan Shogaatsu
Guiding Hand Social Club
#3 - 2012-06-04 21:44:59 UTC
Like the name. Good luck out there.
jimmyjam
The Greater Goon
Clockwork Pineapple
#4 - 2012-06-05 00:22:35 UTC
Your jib....i like it.
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#5 - 2012-06-05 02:15:02 UTC
I need someone to infiltrate Red Federation and gain intel on their fleets before their FC tells our FC what they using

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny

Shawn Mccall
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#6 - 2012-06-05 05:24:22 UTC
Nice, the name is great xD
Praxis Astra
0.0 Axis Fleet
Stealth Syndicate
#7 - 2012-06-06 03:51:17 UTC
Gwen Aramil wrote:
Hmm, might wanna check your uber website SPAM filter bro.

Looks like your forums got jacked by spam bots...

Good luck with your spy business


Oh, yeah guilty as charged I have not changes those settings yet. Mea Culpa!

PA

Praxis Astra Master of Assassins and Punctuality http://heartsandmindsalliance.org

Praxis Astra
0.0 Axis Fleet
Stealth Syndicate
#8 - 2012-06-07 04:43:11 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
I need someone to infiltrate Red Federation and gain intel on their fleets before their FC tells our FC what they using


Well we do accept jobs from clients, but the problem with that, I've found, is that clients have this silly insistence on us doing what they want us to do rather than what we want to do. Surely you can see my dillemma.

with a wink and wave.

PA

Praxis Astra Master of Assassins and Punctuality http://heartsandmindsalliance.org

Praxis Astra
0.0 Axis Fleet
Stealth Syndicate
#9 - 2012-06-09 17:24:45 UTC
Hey folks! Keep the applications coming. We are very new player friendly and can send you to a training corp to learn the basic game.

Talk to you!

Big smile

Praxis Astra Master of Assassins and Punctuality http://heartsandmindsalliance.org

Blawrf McTaggart
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#10 - 2012-06-10 12:17:24 UTC
:shobon:
Private Pineapple
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2012-06-11 01:24:58 UTC
Hello Praxis Astra,

I am willing to pay you a trillion ISK if you infiltrate the corporation Guiding Hand Social Club and disband it.

Thanks in advance,
Private Pineapple

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Praxis Astra
0.0 Axis Fleet
Stealth Syndicate
#12 - 2012-06-13 00:47:43 UTC
Private Pineapple wrote:
Hello Praxis Astra,

I am willing to pay you a trillion ISK if you infiltrate the corporation Guiding Hand Social Club and disband it.

Thanks in advance,
Private Pineapple


You, sir, are a Visigoth! You'd probably offer a trillion ISK for the last Unicorn horn if you thought you could have it that way. Two trillion ISK and not a penny less!

Big smile

Praxis Astra Master of Assassins and Punctuality http://heartsandmindsalliance.org

Praxis Astra
0.0 Axis Fleet
Stealth Syndicate
#13 - 2012-06-13 00:48:49 UTC
Blawrf McTaggart wrote:
:shobon:


And a good :shobon: to you too!

Big smile

Praxis Astra Master of Assassins and Punctuality http://heartsandmindsalliance.org

Praxis Astra
0.0 Axis Fleet
Stealth Syndicate
#14 - 2012-06-13 00:49:28 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
I need someone to infiltrate Red Federation and gain intel on their fleets before their FC tells our FC what they using


I won't tell a soul.

PA

Praxis Astra Master of Assassins and Punctuality http://heartsandmindsalliance.org

Praxis Astra
0.0 Axis Fleet
Stealth Syndicate
#15 - 2012-06-13 00:50:05 UTC
Shawn Mccall wrote:
Nice, the name is great xD


Well! Strut strut preen preen.

Big smile

Praxis Astra Master of Assassins and Punctuality http://heartsandmindsalliance.org

Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#16 - 2012-06-13 02:52:31 UTC
Obvious Istvaan alt.

And Istvaan is notorious Chribba alt.

And we all know Chribba is secret master of Goons.

Therefore, just another Goon scam.

You all now owe me 100 million isk for services rendered.

*waits for check*

Cool

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.

Praxis Astra
0.0 Axis Fleet
Stealth Syndicate
#17 - 2012-06-22 04:02:42 UTC
Oh dear.

To quote a friend of mine: " I did such a lousy job of being a political idiot, all I managed was to be an idiot."

More details later......

Big smile

Praxis Astra Master of Assassins and Punctuality http://heartsandmindsalliance.org

Praxis Astra
0.0 Axis Fleet
Stealth Syndicate
#18 - 2012-06-22 04:03:26 UTC
Mike Adoulin wrote:
Obvious Istvaan alt.

And Istvaan is notorious Chribba alt.

And we all know Chribba is secret master of Goons.

Therefore, just another Goon scam.

You all now owe me 100 million isk for services rendered.

*waits for check*

Cool


Uh, oh heck ya figured it out.


Praxis Astra Master of Assassins and Punctuality http://heartsandmindsalliance.org

Praxis Astra
0.0 Axis Fleet
Stealth Syndicate
#19 - 2012-06-24 04:23:59 UTC
We love you guys. Cops. Robbers. Spies and spied upon.

You people are crazy. Mad as hatters at the mad hatters hattery before gadding off to the Mad Hatter's Tea Party, but not boring.

with a wink and wave.

Big smile

Praxis Astra Master of Assassins and Punctuality http://heartsandmindsalliance.org

Praxis Astra
0.0 Axis Fleet
Stealth Syndicate
#20 - 2012-06-27 07:04:47 UTC
Your training begins the moment you click into the TS3 server.

Any questions contact me ingame

Smiling Friends
-- Chatroom

Vomitorium Emporium
-- Our Very Public Chat and Recruitment area

Big smile

Praxis Astra Master of Assassins and Punctuality http://heartsandmindsalliance.org

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