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Someone Took My Milk

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AsheRaven
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#41 - 2012-05-31 04:00:11 UTC  |  Edited by: AsheRaven
Why do I have a picture of a capsuleer with a milk mostche with the caption, "Got Milk?" under it?
Deacon Abox
Black Eagle5
#42 - 2012-06-03 03:55:05 UTC
AsheRaven wrote:
If they have cows, why worry about the milk?

Oh that's right, I've been buying up livestock lately, hence the milk shortage I suppose. Sorry about that

The OP did not specifically say it was cow's milk for her own consumption. She did though mark it as her milk. Just look at that face, such a maternal visage. And I think the extent of the anger we are witnessing also suggests a maternal rage over a hungry infant and some wasted pumping.

Regardless, I doubt it was any of our spies. They're not so much interested in the product, as they are in trying to make holoreels of the pumping. Yeah, we're prurient bastards.Smile

CCP, there are off buttons for ship explosions, missile effects, turret effects, etc. "Immersion" does not seem to be harmed by those. So, [u]please[/u] give us a persisting off button for the jump gate and autoscan visuals.

Green Beans
R and J Inc.
#43 - 2012-06-04 04:31:07 UTC
I confess! I stole your milk. You can get it back - but I demand a ransom. No less than Two-hundred million ISK to be paid in full to me within 24 hours of this writing, and I can assure you, your milk will be safely in your possession if you cooperate.

This line for rent! YOUR AD HERE!

Kalaratiri
Full Broadside
Deepwater Hooligans
#44 - 2012-06-04 14:06:32 UTC
Green Beans wrote:
I confess! I stole your milk. You can get it back - but I demand a ransom. No less than Two-hundred million ISK to be paid in full to me within 24 hours of this writing, and I can assure you, your milk will be safely in your possession if you cooperate.


Oh look, another one! I make that no less than seven different people claiming to be behind this milk theft. There is either a gang of milk thieves on the loose, or as I suggested before, you really did have more milk in your fridge than was really necessary.

She's mad but she's magic, there's no lie in her fire.

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