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THE R3APER
State War Academy
Caldari State
#1 - 2012-05-30 01:17:59 UTC
Hey guys just wanted to make a message so it'll show up in Eve-search for any future recruiters doing a background check on this guy. He made off with a couple of tengus from our corp. Not that big of a deal and they shouldn't have been where they were anyway but there should be a public record for anyone checking up on him. No, my tengu wasn't stolen so this isn't a ragepost.

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Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#2 - 2012-05-30 01:26:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Mallak Azaria
THE R3APER wrote:
Hey guys just wanted to make a message so it'll show up in Eve-search for any future recruiters doing a background check on this guy. He made off with a couple of tengus from our corp. Not that big of a deal and they shouldn't have been where they were anyway but there should be a public record for anyone checking up on him. No, my tengu wasn't stolen so this isn't a ragepost.

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Thank you for this. I will ensure that he is not recruited by any of the corps in this alliance in light of the overwhelming evidence provided.

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Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#3 - 2012-05-30 01:26:58 UTC  |  Edited by: Mallak Azaria
Double post

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jimmyjam
Fire Mandrill
#4 - 2012-05-30 01:41:34 UTC
Nice proof by the way as wellRoll
lanyaie
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#5 - 2012-05-30 18:59:52 UTC
No one cares alright?

Spaceprincess

People who put passwords on char bazaar Eveboards are the worst.
Blawrf McTaggart
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#6 - 2012-05-30 19:16:19 UTC
Hey guys just wanted to make a message so it'll show up in Eve-search for any future recruiters doing a background check on this guy. He made love to my mother after stealing her life savings, then stole my four dogs and cooked them under a hollowed out tank shell. No, he didn't steal my tengu, so this isn't a rage post.

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Singeabooty Raj
Doomheim
#7 - 2012-05-30 19:43:22 UTC  |  Edited by: Singeabooty Raj
Blawrf McTaggart wrote:
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I have heard good things about cooked alsatian meat if it was slowly roasted with the right medly of herbs and spices and some red wine.

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Black Man with Goggles
Aulx-Gao Ekanon
#8 - 2012-05-30 20:01:31 UTC
Hey guys just wanted to make a message so it'll show up in Eve-search for any future recruiters doing a background check on this guy. He made love to my dalmation after stealing her life savings, then stole my four Pokemon cards. I killed him and I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti. No, he didn't steal my tengu, so this isn't a rage post.

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_Naughty by nature, wicked by choice. _
Garven Dreis
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#9 - 2012-05-31 00:08:18 UTC
Hey guys just wanted to make a message so it'll show up in Eve-search for any future recruiters doing a background check on this guy. He made off with my Golden Ticket. Not that big of a deal and it shouldn't have been where it was anyway but there should be a public record for anyone checking up on him. No, he didn't steal MY Golden Ticket, so this isn't a Slugworth post.

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Cetaphil Thrace
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2012-05-31 15:30:22 UTC
Thanks for the information on this toon.
Will pass it along to alliance.
smokess
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2012-06-01 08:01:11 UTC
Hey guys just wanted to make a message so it'll show up in Eve-search for any future recruiters doing a background check on this guy. He made off with a couple of tomato plants and some tampons. Not that big of a deal and they shouldn't have been where they were anyway but there should be a public record for anyone checking up on him. No, my tengu wasn't stolen so this isn't a ragepost.

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Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#12 - 2012-06-01 10:23:34 UTC
I want to apologize for this post and any alliances that have never been scammed and feel left out. Cuz that's we need to do lately it seems... P

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
MaryJane T
Arctic Experiments
#13 - 2012-06-01 11:22:47 UTC
Hey guys just wanted to make a message so it'll show up in Eve-search for any future recruiters doing a background check on this guy. He made off with my alliance tourney press pass and 4 vuvuzelas. Not that big of a deal and they shouldn't have been where they were anyway but there should be a public record for anyone checking up on him. If you hear any annoying buzzing sound whilst watching the tourney, chances are it isn't your headset connection, its the vuvuzela thief. No, my tengu wasn't stolen so it will be in the alliance tourney.

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Tazz Grokken
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#14 - 2012-06-01 18:04:26 UTC
THE R3APER wrote:
Hey guys just wanted to make a message so it'll show up in Eve-search for any future recruiters doing a background check on this guy. He made off with a couple of tengus from our corp. Not that big of a deal and they shouldn't have been where they were anyway but there should be a public record for anyone checking up on him. No, my tengu wasn't stolen so this isn't a ragepost.

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I left this corp because they werent active. Made 400 mil in three weeks i was with them in a class 5 corp Tax is very high proably to replace lost tengus these guys like to mine gas and are have a noob carebear attitude


Very well run scam recruit players have one corp hanger for new players then when someone leaves take tengus and profit and and blame them

Players beware Cold Moon Destruction steal new recruits tengus

Cold Moon Destruction
Talocan United
Private Pineapple
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#15 - 2012-06-03 02:58:29 UTC
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This will be dealt with.

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Soldarius
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#16 - 2012-06-04 05:37:51 UTC
Tazz Grokken... Private Pineapple. Identical twins? Nice hair, btw. Also confirming this is a fail troll.

http://youtu.be/YVkUvmDQ3HY
Bernie Nator
Seal Club Six
Plug N Play
#17 - 2012-06-04 06:55:54 UTC
You know you're generally supposed to let your alliance know about these sorts of things, right?
Sutskop
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#18 - 2012-06-05 08:29:34 UTC
Hey guys just wanted to make a message so it'll show up in Eve-search for any future recruiters doing a background check on this guy. He made off with my virginity. Not that big of a deal and it shouldn't have been where it was anyway but there should be a public record for anyone checking up on him. No, my tengu wasn't stolen so this isn't a ragepost.
Conrin
Elucidated Brethren of the Ebon Knights
Elucidated Empire
#19 - 2012-06-06 16:53:05 UTC
Hey guys just wanted to make a message so it'll show up in Eve-search for any future recruiters doing a background check on this guy. He made off with my cloak of shadows, oh wait this isnt W*W. Not that big of a deal and it shouldn't have been where it was anyway but there should be a public record for anyone checking up on him. No, my rage post wasn't stolen so this isn't a tengu.

If I win a bid for one of your characters please evemail or convo me. While i try to keep reviewing my active bids its not always possible.
Nostradamouse Riraille
S.M.U.G.G.L.E.
#20 - 2012-06-06 17:12:00 UTC
I am a bannana.


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