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Formal Apology to Pantsufan

First post
Leontyne Gaterau
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#101 - 2012-06-01 08:10:05 UTC
This is p amusing.
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#102 - 2012-06-02 00:33:25 UTC  |  Edited by: Roosterton
Did we tell you that the leadership was terrible? Yes. Did you listen? No. Lol
RAZOR Alliance
#103 - 2012-06-02 15:28:58 UTC
Daemon Ceed wrote:
I would also like an apology for having been subjected to this terrible crap of a thread. Are you guys done rubbing your epeens together? It's really doing nothing for me. Not even a half chub.

+1 for the use of the term 'half chub'

No good deed goes unpunished

The Scope
Gallente Federation
#104 - 2012-06-03 16:37:44 UTC
Hallo all.

to fair this post about the skeleton crew, about how they got there apology, is a bad one if ever there was one.

the skeleton crew like you to believe that i rip of my own members, if the was true. i don't thing they will be flying whit me in hi sec.
They like you to believe that we only rip off 16 bil. that is not true. it is way more.

They have say that we will be war dec. by the skeleton crew and -A-, that war has not seen the light of day. that can be look up in the war history.

We as a corp, had a JF service for the alliance running. and we all ways charge isk for it and one day we sent out this mail.

Now ask you self if you have contracts me all your stuff. and ask if there is no coladral why make the contract.

To: The Skeleton Crew,

Ok, I have had several ask me about how to set up the contracts to courier items from DZ6 to the new home and such.

Please note there is about 1 day remaining on the window where we will accept couriers for free. so get your contracts in now. After that, we charge.

We will also move stuff from Amarr and Thakala (lowsec) to X-6 so you may contract couriers from there as well. The only supported desitnation is X-6.

Here is step by step:

Step 1, go to your asset list, pull up the Dz6, Amarr, or Thakala station (or your asset hangars if you are a director in your corp and are shipping corp assets), and select from the list using shift or ctrl to highlight multiple assets for courier service. Right click these selected assets and choose "create contract". This will bring up the contract wizard.

Step 2, On the first screen of the wizard, choose "courier", and then at the bottom of this screen, choose "private". In the text field type Kicking Smurfs. When you press next, it will validate the name of the corp for you.

Step 3, On the next screen you will see a list of all the assets in that system, with a check box for each item. If you have already selected the tiems from your asset list, you can click next. Or you could choose to check other items or uncheck items. You will see in the bottom right corner "number of items". This must be below 200 per contract, or you will be told you have too many items selected. If you do, dont worry, just uncheck some and create another contract for the rest. If you have ships or cans with stuff in them (like ammo in a cargo hold), you will get a warning for each that you are shipping a 'non empty' container, this is normal, click ok. You may also be promted for large volume of m3, click ok to these messages as well.

Step 4 is the 3rd page of the wizard, where you determine where the items are going and how long we, the shipper has to complete them. In the "Ship to" field, type X-6W and then hit the search button, it will bring up only 1 possible match, the station in X-6WC7. leave the "reward" and "collateral" field empty. Set "Expiration" to 3 days from the drop down menu, and "days to complete" to 4. you may enter a description if you like, such as Dio make me a sammich.

Step 5 is to complete the wizard and finalize the courier contract. you wil be presented with a summary screen, showing pickup, destination, expiration, and cost. Note, CCP charges a paltry 10k isk per contract you setup. Review the info and if you are happy with it, press "Finish".

If anyone botches the contracts after such clear detail, Ill assume you are trolling.


There Was NO WARNING Of Their ARRIVAL! They Had No MERCY! They Gave NO QUARTER!

Private Pineapple
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#105 - 2012-06-03 20:05:03 UTC
Thank you for this apology.


MaryJane T
Arctic Experiments
#106 - 2012-06-05 11:33:18 UTC
Did we tell you that the leadership was terrible? Yes. Did you listen? No. Lol

Were you by chance involved in a previous robbery on SKELE? I understand from above there were multiple previous thefts before this one.

Looking for confirmation and details.

The Scope
Gallente Federation
#107 - 2012-06-05 18:37:27 UTC
Hallo all.

I can now tell you that Pants has use one of his alts to buy the obelisk that we stole.

Thx pants for the 1,3 bil. there ihubs if you need them in the same station.

There Was NO WARNING Of Their ARRIVAL! They Had No MERCY! They Gave NO QUARTER!

#108 - 2012-06-13 12:32:36 UTC
Thread is win
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#109 - 2012-06-19 03:22:22 UTC
Confirming the the OP has a new corp and has rejoined SKELE.

Recruitment status open:
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#110 - 2012-06-19 03:47:03 UTC
Wardec.. over words..

I have a corporation you might like to meet. You must be the worst panty bunchers I've ever heard of.

When did Crime & Punishment become the mercenary employment board?

ISD Stensson
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#111 - 2012-06-19 14:33:25 UTC
Thread locked due to excessive off topic.

[b]ISD Stensson Captain Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department[/b]