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Homo Jesus
The LGBT Last Supper
#1 - 2012-06-01 13:55:17 UTC
Earlier I tried to kill a hulk with my trusty catalyst and the tank he had was too much to break before the concord arrived and killed me. A hulk being a mining ship versus my combat built catalyst should be almost an insta-kill shouldn't it? Why can a mining barge fit a tank anyways? In real life you don't see armored excavators working in quarries do you?

Please CCP consider how many subscriptions you will loose if all the real players leave and fix the bug that doesn't give insurance money sometimes I didn't get any money back from that catalyst.
Kreeia Dgore
24th Imperial Crusade
Amarr Empire
#2 - 2012-06-01 13:56:07 UTC
I love trolling :o)
Talon SilverHawk
Patria o Muerte
#3 - 2012-06-01 13:56:56 UTC  |  Edited by: Talon SilverHawk
Homo Jesus wrote:
Earlier I tried to kill a hulk with my trusty catalyst and the tank he had was too much to break before the concord arrived and killed me. A hulk being a mining ship versus my combat built catalyst should be almost an insta-kill shouldn't it? Why can a mining barge fit a tank anyways? In real life you don't see armored excavators working in quarries do you?

Please CCP consider how many subscriptions you will loose if all the real players leave and fix the bug that doesn't give insurance money sometimes I didn't get any money back from that catalyst.



hrm hrm
Jafit
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#4 - 2012-06-01 13:59:27 UTC
Talon SilverHawk wrote:
hrm hrm


Get out! We don't take kindly to facts in these here parts.
Destination SkillQueue
Doomheim
#5 - 2012-06-01 14:03:40 UTC
Jafit wrote:
Talon SilverHawk wrote:
hrm hrm


Get out! We don't take kindly to facts in these here parts.


Now calm down Jafit, he aint hurtin' nobody
Simetraz
State War Academy
Caldari State
#6 - 2012-06-01 14:07:43 UTC  |  Edited by: Simetraz
Talon SilverHawk wrote:



hrm hrm


LOL the things are made out of steal cause of what they do and can easily out weight a tank.
The only thing that needs to be done to them is protect the person driving it.
Which you can see they did in your link.
If anything is naturally tanked it is construction equipment,

EVERYBODY KNOWS
Fenella
Dangermouse Inc.
#7 - 2012-06-01 14:12:19 UTC
Homo Jesus wrote:
Earlier I tried to kill a hulk with my trusty catalyst and the tank he had was too much to break before the concord arrived and killed me. A hulk being a mining ship versus my combat built catalyst should be almost an insta-kill shouldn't it? Why can a mining barge fit a tank anyways? In real life you don't see armored excavators working in quarries do you?

Please CCP consider how many subscriptions you will loose if all the real players leave and fix the bug that doesn't give insurance money sometimes I didn't get any money back from that catalyst.


How does this go ? ADAPT or QUIT!
Widow Cain
#8 - 2012-06-01 14:20:51 UTC
Obvious troll is obvious

OMG You are sooo pixel macho...
Velicitia
XS Tech
#9 - 2012-06-01 14:44:45 UTC
least it was more enjoyable to read than the "it's not fair a 300m ISK ship can be destroyed by a 1m ISK warship "

One of the bitter points of a good bittervet is the realisation that all those SP don't really do much, and that the newbie is having much more fun with what little he has. - Tippia
flakeys
Doomheim
#10 - 2012-06-01 14:46:47 UTC
Velicitia wrote:
least it was more enjoyable to read than the "it's not fair a 300m ISK ship can be destroyed by a 1m ISK warship "



Actually , no it wasn't.

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
Lucy Ferrr
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2012-06-01 14:47:14 UTC
2/10 Troll post. The trolling was too obvious, back to troll school. Would not read again.
Ituhata Saken
Killboard Padding Services
#12 - 2012-06-01 15:06:44 UTC
I hear CCP caved and gave T2 Survey Scanners a 10% bonus to all shield resists.

So close...
Quartzlight Evenstar Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Operations
#13 - 2012-06-01 15:13:18 UTC
Homo Jesus wrote:
A hulk being a mining ship versus my combat built catalyst should be almost an insta-kill shouldn't it?



It's all based on Maths. I know. It's hard for you to grasp.

***
Zyress
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#14 - 2012-06-01 15:14:40 UTC
This troll opens with a mild green urine and gentle vinegar bouquet. On the palate, this troll is light bodied, acidic and lively. The flavor profile is a tangy tangerine with hints of lime and rancid rat droppings. The finish is dry and refreshing. I give it a 3/10
Quartzlight Evenstar Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Operations
#15 - 2012-06-01 15:22:24 UTC
Zyress wrote:
This troll opens with a mild green urine and gentle vinegar bouquet. On the palate, this troll is light bodied, acidic and lively. The flavor profile is a tangy tangerine with hints of lime and rancid rat droppings. The finish is dry and refreshing. I give it a 3/10


I found the taste absurd, yet flacid. 2/10.

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Haulie Berry
#16 - 2012-06-01 15:41:36 UTC
"Trolling", really guys?

It's clearly just a bit of tongue in cheek. Roll
THE L0CK
Denying You Access
#17 - 2012-06-01 15:43:26 UTC
Who wants to place bets on a incoming name change?

Do you smell what the Lock's cooking?
Velicitia
XS Tech
#18 - 2012-06-01 15:46:27 UTC
flakeys wrote:
Velicitia wrote:
least it was more enjoyable to read than the "it's not fair a 300m ISK ship can be destroyed by a 1m ISK warship "



Actually , no it wasn't.


I lol'd

One of the bitter points of a good bittervet is the realisation that all those SP don't really do much, and that the newbie is having much more fun with what little he has. - Tippia
Tor Gungnir
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#19 - 2012-06-01 15:47:39 UTC
Homo Jesus wrote:
Earlier I tried to kill a hulk with my trusty catalyst and the tank he had was too much to break before the concord arrived and killed me. A hulk being a mining ship versus my combat built catalyst should be almost an insta-kill shouldn't it? Why can a mining barge fit a tank anyways? In real life you don't see armored excavators working in quarries do you?

Please CCP consider how many subscriptions you will loose if all the real players leave and fix the bug that doesn't give insurance money sometimes I didn't get any money back from that catalyst.


You go and punch as hard as you might at the side of an excavator and tell me it isn't armored.

Space. It seems to go on and on forever. But then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you.
THE L0CK
Denying You Access
#20 - 2012-06-01 15:49:21 UTC
Tor Gungnir wrote:
Homo Jesus wrote:
Earlier I tried to kill a hulk with my trusty catalyst and the tank he had was too much to break before the concord arrived and killed me. A hulk being a mining ship versus my combat built catalyst should be almost an insta-kill shouldn't it? Why can a mining barge fit a tank anyways? In real life you don't see armored excavators working in quarries do you?

Please CCP consider how many subscriptions you will loose if all the real players leave and fix the bug that doesn't give insurance money sometimes I didn't get any money back from that catalyst.


You go and punch as hard as you might at the side of an excavator and tell me it isn't armored.



And yet he still got a bite.....

Do you smell what the Lock's cooking?
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