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[MERC] Skunkworks is now open for business
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Steam Cat
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2012-06-01 12:49:02 UTC  |  Edited by: Steam Cat
Yada yada yada obligatory killboard.

Want to buy someone's tears? Need that craftsman's touch in your hired torment? Well look no further. Skunkworks has decided to go shitheel for hire!

We offer all the standard services (escort, scouting, spying, assassination, war, defense) plus something special: recorded tears for your viewing pleasure. That's right, should your enemies provide delicious tears for us, we shall bottle them on youtube and provide them for your viewing pleasure. Our trained specialists shall **** up local at every chance for those delicious delicious tears.

We're a small but dedicated bunch who just want to hunt people down. We are experienced both in and out of empire, and our specialties include constant harassment, disruption and frustration of all your enemy's activities. If they leave station, we'll track them to the ends of space. If they don't we'll pitch a tent.

We would list satisfied customers but that's confidential.

Anyhow we're in the merc game now. Psychotic Monk and I will be handling all mercenary requests from here on out. No ally requests please.
Axel Greye
Unlikely Suspects
#2 - 2012-06-01 13:31:18 UTC
these guys are pretty cool guys and don't afraid of anything +1
FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#3 - 2012-06-01 13:58:40 UTC
Confirming that we do mean things for money.

Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement.
Polly Poopsock Uanid
Doomheim
#4 - 2012-06-01 15:56:43 UTC
Kara Books
Deal with IT.
#5 - 2012-06-01 16:39:26 UTC
and how is this going to profit me, in a nutshell?
Psychotic Monk
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#6 - 2012-06-01 16:40:16 UTC
Technically we've been open for business for quite some time, but now there's a post about it.

Belligerent Undesirables Selling Griefer Immunity
Steam Cat
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2012-06-02 00:06:52 UTC
Kara Books wrote:
and how is this going to profit me, in a nutshell?

I hear there's a very good tears to isk conversion ratio these days. Currency market is booming here.
Tysinger
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#8 - 2012-06-02 02:18:25 UTC
+1 for this group.
Cetaphil Thrace
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2012-06-02 02:47:35 UTC
Awesome i have you loaded in contacts just in case
Tah'ris Khlador
Space Ghosts.
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#10 - 2012-06-02 03:08:48 UTC
I support these people. Well, I really just support talking Russian squirrels but I suppose I support these people too.

Member of the Pink Pony Killboard Padding Alliance