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Hi! I'm back! Now...about this gender bias thing.

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Serene Repose
#1 - 2012-05-26 21:53:09 UTC
Hi! I'm back! After a month-long suspension for an unfortunate typo they've turned me loose again! Seems I "accidentally" included an "s" with the word "he" when referencing a certain person and it wasn't taken too kindly. I often have trouble with the "s" and "h" on my keyboard and Houndwave wasn't too pleased. (Ooops! I did it again!)

Since spellchecker doesn't catch that sort of thing, I've employed a 72-year old neighbor lady, who wears pink sweaters and a heart-shaped locket with a picture of her poodle in it, to rap me behind the ear with her cane anytime I type something that could be construed as sexist. However, ladies, don't you find it's okay for the guys to use femaleness and references to female body parts as humorous or insulting references, but if we should accidentally do the reverse, the guys get their noses bent out of shape? This isn't the sort of equality we're looking for, guys.

Ever wonder what we talk about in the ladies room when we go off together in a group? I'll tell you. We're comparing notes on you guys as a group and conspiring our next move. The next move in the offing is the PDP - The Poontang Denial Program. Yes, guys, if we don't see some forward movement in this area soon, we're moving to a more radical strategy, and with the advancement in mechanical technology we have today, we guarantee you'll be the ones squealing in pain.

So, what's this got to do with EVE? I want a head count, ladies. Let's show these guys they may be the cocks in the yard, but they don't necessarily rule the roost. If you're female for real, add a like to this post. If you know a female who plays but doesn't come to the forums, send her in this one time to be counted. Let's show these guys a running total of how many ladies are among them. (If you want to be a gal, but can't afford the operation, go ahead and be counted, too. Unlike your male counterparts, we understand.)

And remember boys, if we see many more "like a little girl" or "you pu$$y" references, we're going to initiate the PDP and you have only yourselves to blame. (And, here I'd like to apologize to the offended party. We ladies often forget how sensitive and insecure you guys tend to be about your gender. Mea culpa.)

We must accommodate the idiocracy.
Snow Axe
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2012-05-26 21:59:07 UTC
You're going to deny misogynistic nerd males with active MMO subscriptions poontang? A bold plan indeed!

"Look any reason why you need to talk like that? I have now reported you. I dont need to listen to your bad tone. If you cant have a grown up conversation then leave the thread["
Serene Repose
#3 - 2012-05-26 22:01:25 UTC
Snow Axe wrote:
You're going to deny misogynistic nerd males with active MMO subscriptions poontang? A bold plan indeed!
We can't deny to someone that which they deny to themselves. Our net is a bit wider than that.

We must accommodate the idiocracy.
Gealbhan
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#4 - 2012-05-26 22:03:10 UTC
The OP is the reason even 1st time bannings should be permanent. Arrow
Vera Algaert
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#5 - 2012-05-26 22:03:24 UTC  |  Edited by: Vera Algaert
females .... don't even know what a PDP is. How is one supposed to argue on that level?

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DelBoy Trades
Trotter Independent Traders.
Disaster Strikes
#6 - 2012-05-26 22:04:58 UTC
...What??

Damn nature, you scary!
Ituhata Saken
Killboard Padding Services
#7 - 2012-05-26 22:09:00 UTC
Sadly, I feel as though I will be unaffected by this plan. Sad

So close...
Serene Repose
#8 - 2012-05-26 22:09:41 UTC  |  Edited by: Serene Repose
(Musta struck a nerve.)

Ban Bindy wrote:
Oh, really? When players can call each other f a g and homo and everything else imaginable in the game, you can't even call some guy a "she" on the forums without getting a monthlong ban? Would be hard to believe, except that its CCP we're talking about. But your thread will be locked since you can't discuss forum moderation on the forums. Even when it makes absolutely no sense. You must have insulted somebody really special, like a goon.


Posting on Satiddys gives you some running time.

We must accommodate the idiocracy.
Virgil Travis
Non Constructive Self Management
#9 - 2012-05-26 22:11:42 UTC
I thought it was called marriage.

Unified Church of the Unobligated - madness in the method Mamma didn't raise no victims.
Llywelyn Emrys
Doomheim
#10 - 2012-05-26 22:25:04 UTC
So is this the start of EVE's Amazons?
Shaniqua Minmatar
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2012-05-26 22:25:43 UTC
Hear hear you have my support sister!

Sincerely sent from the desk of

Shinaqua Minmatar, Esq (A member of the Cluster Fuck Coalition Alliance)

p.s. Have a great day!
Karn Dulake
Doomheim
#12 - 2012-05-26 22:28:28 UTC
Dont worry about it ive been banned for a month as well.


I was banned for writing "posting in a thread" in a thread.

It was a shitpost full of other shitposts calling each other homo and **** as well. So i suppose that the bannings are just the whims of the Devs

You live and learn
I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion.
Alia Gon'die
Outer Ring Applied Logistics
#13 - 2012-05-26 22:29:48 UTC
I'm willing to bet that it wasn't Serene Repose's referring to Soundwave as "she" that got her a ban, but rather her continued personal and libelous attacks against a lead developer at CCP

Self-appointed forums hallway monitor Ask me about La Maison and what it means for you! http://bit.ly/LTW5gW These wardec rules are not in place for our protection. They're in place for yours.
Jayrendo Karr
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#14 - 2012-05-26 22:40:56 UTC  |  Edited by: Jayrendo Karr
OP must be lost, there are no bridges here. PS noone gives a **** what gender you are.
Malak Dawnfire
Unquestionable Prosperity
Grand Inquisitors Federation
#15 - 2012-05-26 22:45:07 UTC
Post here if you want to get banned.
Guttripper
State War Academy
Caldari State
#16 - 2012-05-26 22:45:40 UTC
If it was not for Internet pr0n, then most nerds would not know what a woman would look like naked...
looMin uS
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#17 - 2012-05-26 22:48:18 UTC
This might be entertaining.
Serene Repose
#18 - 2012-05-26 22:54:58 UTC
Alia Gon'die wrote:
I'm willing to bet that it wasn't Serene Repose's referring to Soundwave as "she" that got her a ban, but rather her continued personal and libelous attacks against a lead developer at CCP
This is not true. Use search...so, I'll take that bet. How much?

We must accommodate the idiocracy.
Alia Gon'die
Outer Ring Applied Logistics
#19 - 2012-05-26 23:06:18 UTC
Serene Repose wrote:
Alia Gon'die wrote:
I'm willing to bet that it wasn't Serene Repose's referring to Soundwave as "she" that got her a ban, but rather her continued personal and libelous attacks against a lead developer at CCP
This is not true. Use search...so, I'll take that bet. How much?


Why don't you use it for me? I'm sure you know what to search for.

Self-appointed forums hallway monitor Ask me about La Maison and what it means for you! http://bit.ly/LTW5gW These wardec rules are not in place for our protection. They're in place for yours.
Kiteo Hatto
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#20 - 2012-05-26 23:23:15 UTC  |  Edited by: Kiteo Hatto
This might be interesting to read *subscribes*.

Oh and welcome back.
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