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Don't blame CCP! blame the Goons!

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Malak Dawnfire
Unquestionable Prosperity
Grand Inquisitors Federation
#1 - 2012-05-26 00:11:23 UTC
Everybody knows that CCP takes order from the Goons, they try and make a really great game you know? But everything they want to put in is finely tested in order to make sure it benefits them.

Did you know Goons are responsible for Incarna?






Next time you're angry and want to shout at CCP, stop for a moment..and think..**** THEM GOONS!


DelBoy Trades
Trotter Independent Traders.
Disaster Strikes
#2 - 2012-05-26 00:14:10 UTC
Please stop inflating Goons ego, they have no effect on anything, and no one cares about their existence apart from forum warriors.

Damn nature, you scary!

Gorinia Sanford
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#3 - 2012-05-26 00:14:55 UTC
Say, do you have spare tinfoil hat? Or can you at least give me some of what you're smoking?
Yuck Fou McSpangler
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#4 - 2012-05-26 00:17:32 UTC
Yuck Fou approves of this idea
Malak Dawnfire
Unquestionable Prosperity
Grand Inquisitors Federation
#5 - 2012-05-26 00:18:06 UTC
I just wish to redirect the anger from the massive sub loss from CCP and the real perpetrators, Goonswarm Federation.

Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
#6 - 2012-05-26 00:19:32 UTC
Goon alt spotted.
Caimeka
Doomheim
#7 - 2012-05-26 00:19:48 UTC
Fine I admit it. I am the mastermind
Malak Dawnfire
Unquestionable Prosperity
Grand Inquisitors Federation
#8 - 2012-05-26 00:20:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Malak Dawnfire
Tippia wrote:
Goon alt spotted.


Negative.

Your hair looks lovely.

Quote:
Fine I admit it. I am the mastermind


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1Y73sPHKxw
Xarti
Backwater Redux
Tactical Narcotics Team
#9 - 2012-05-26 00:26:39 UTC
Confirming Goons runs everything
Danika Princip
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#10 - 2012-05-26 00:26:53 UTC
There's one way to sort it out.

Bring all your friends in your officer fit ships to VFK and shoot teh ebul goonies
Lri Heaviside
Eighty Joule Brewery
Goonswarm Federation
#11 - 2012-05-26 00:28:25 UTC
It has been weighing on my conscience for many years, and now it is time to come clean.

I was responsible for the assassination of Archduke Francis Ferdinand.
Kriegman
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#12 - 2012-05-26 00:29:27 UTC
I support that message!
Kincaid Taron
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#13 - 2012-05-26 00:30:29 UTC
On a forum full of absolutely worthless garbage, this takes the cake. **** you.
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#14 - 2012-05-26 00:32:51 UTC
Kincaid Taron wrote:
On a forum full of absolutely worthless garbage, this takes the cake. **** you.


There was cake?

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

New Player FAQ

Feyd's Survival Pack

SetrakDark
Doomheim
#15 - 2012-05-26 00:38:25 UTC
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
There was cake?


Not after the goons got here (because goons are fat, you see).
No More Heroes
Boomer Humor
Snuffed Out
#16 - 2012-05-26 00:41:29 UTC
GAS THREAD, BAN OP.

.

DeMichael Crimson
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#17 - 2012-05-26 00:42:08 UTC
Malak Dawnfire wrote:


Did you know Goons are responsible for Incarna?



Goons responsible for Incarna?

Are you talking about CCP spending time and resources on creating the NEX Store and implementing Aurum instead of working on the long time promised in-station environments? Such as Player Owned Establishments, Corporate Meeting Rooms, Command War Centers, Casinos, Bars, etc.

If in-station environments content had been included and was all programed, coded and optimized properly, Incarna would have been an excellent expansion.

Anyway, as for the CFC, lately it does seem they have some sort of influence on CCP. Probably due to their control of the CSM over the past years.
Antisocial Malkavian
Antisocial Malkavians
#18 - 2012-05-26 00:43:47 UTC
Malak Dawnfire wrote:
Everybody knows that CCP takes order from the Goons, they try and make a really great game you know? But everything they want to put in is finely tested in order to make sure it benefits them.

Did you know Goons are responsible for Incarna?






Next time you're angry and want to shout at CCP, stop for a moment..and think..**** THEM GOONS!





http://gizmodo.com/5913381/season-your-food-with-salt-from-real-human-tears

you will be harvested

And, isn't sanity really just a one-trick pony anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking, but when you're good and crazy, oooh, oooh, oooh, the sky is the limit.

Fredfredbug4
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#19 - 2012-05-26 01:43:04 UTC
Not sure if trolling

Or just really stupid.

Watch_ Fred Fred Frederation_ and stop [u]cryptozoologist[/u]! Fight against the brutal genocide of fictional creatures across New Eden! Is that a metaphor? Probably not, but the fru-fru- people will sure love it!

Nick Bison
Bison Industrial Inc
Cat Scratch Fevers
#20 - 2012-05-26 01:46:13 UTC
Fredfredbug4 wrote:
Not sure if trolling
Or just really stupid.


Probably not a troll, just a goon alt posting as they are feeling neglected of late and need the attention.

Nothing clever at this time.

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