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News of the abandonment of the keeps in Metropolis and beyond. CTA.

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Venom Orchid
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#41 - 2012-05-25 18:07:44 UTC
Quote:
Gunpoint have fled south and left their lapdogs at home to defend the keep, now is the time, now only a few weakened corporations and alliances stand in our way at the gates of Atlar we will slay them and for ever will they burn. Fight for me and I will kiss your breast and bless you and your corporation with warm honest ISK. What say ye?



WTF, I didn't get a ****ing lapdog....I'm pissed. This is BS Sard. More BS that that aweful middle world crap this guy is speaking. I think you might have a leak in your pod, when you speak, do you speak with a high pitched helium voice?

I still want a lapdog!
Venom Orchid
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#42 - 2012-05-25 18:13:43 UTC
ConranAntoni wrote:
This thread delivers.

What, I don't know, but it delivers something.

Also, Game of Thrones was indeed awesome.


Sorry to interrupt but did that bullet that went through you eye hurt ? Looks like it hurt, bummer mate.
Angry Onions
League of Angered Gentlemen
#43 - 2012-05-25 19:41:33 UTC
Drake Draconis wrote:
*EDIT* nevermind *EDIT*

*sighs/grumbles@ forums*


Someone got their cereal pissed on

-zips up pants-

Also, should I be in MoHe anytime soon to watch this supposed scourge of bad people? If I do come, who wants what from the Fed-Mart cause I'm not sharing my space vodka.

S H I T P O S T I N G

ConranAntoni
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#44 - 2012-05-26 16:09:46 UTC
Venom Orchid wrote:
ConranAntoni wrote:
This thread delivers.

What, I don't know, but it delivers something.

Also, Game of Thrones was indeed awesome.


Sorry to interrupt but did that bullet that went through you eye hurt ? Looks like it hurt, bummer mate.


It did but my new attachment allows me to fire rainbows that sear the flesh of anyone shooting my shitfit jaguars.

Empyrean Warriors - Recruiting now.

Jack Carrigan
Order of the Shadow
#45 - 2012-05-26 18:04:37 UTC
TL;DR, he wants to assault the Goons.

I am the One who exists in Shadow. I am the Devil your parents warned you about.

||CEO: Order of the Shadow||Executor: The Revenant Order||Creator: Bowhead||

Ayla Hanaya
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#46 - 2012-05-26 18:54:42 UTC
Zabathianj Worm Tongue wrote:
:words:


I don't get it... Maybe I'm reading it wrong?
Tark Grethor
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#47 - 2012-05-26 19:41:18 UTC
OP, unless you have deformed genitalia or can perform flatulence related tricks, you might want to try elsewhere.
Sugar Kyle
Middle Ground
#48 - 2012-05-27 09:47:18 UTC
I got distracted by the word licking... Hmmm...

Member of CSM9 and CSM10.

papamike
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#49 - 2012-05-28 14:42:16 UTC
Ryuichi wrote:
Zabathianj Worm Tongue wrote:

My brother, the Dragon Lord Tomasson of Teonusude has spit his fire into the belly of the vermin


Zabathianj Worm Tongue wrote:

has spit his fire into the belly of the vermin


Zabathianj Worm Tongue wrote:

spit his fire into the belly


...

wat


Did that to my wife once....














Slept on the couch for a week.
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