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Capsuleers, Free Pilots of New Eden, Brothers UNITE!

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Inzax
#41 - 2012-05-17 19:33:27 UTC
Shogun Archer wrote:
OP, are you taking a creative writing class?


Standard war speech stuff.
Torneach
Doomheim
#42 - 2012-05-17 19:34:54 UTC
OP, you forgot this:

Theoden wrote:
Now for wrath, now for ruin, and the red dawn!
Malak Dawnfire
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#43 - 2012-05-17 19:39:53 UTC
Ginseng Jita
PAN-EVE TRADING COMPANY
#44 - 2012-05-17 19:48:34 UTC
Torneach wrote:
OP, you forgot this:

Theoden wrote:
Now for wrath, now for ruin, and the red dawn!



and this...
Quote:
William Wallace

And dying in your bed many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance, to come back here as young men and tell our enemies that they may take our lives but they will never take our freedom!

Metal Icarus
Wraithguard.
The Wraithguard.
#45 - 2012-05-17 20:09:40 UTC
DOWN WITH BoB!!!!
Easthir Ravin
Easy Co.
#46 - 2012-05-17 20:29:08 UTC
SetrakDark wrote:
Malak Dawnfire wrote:
We'll just have to resort to nuking every single person until they have an economic depression.


Sounds great. Also sounds like something goons would approve of...might even be worth contacting them about a collaboration in this effort to just shoot everyone indiscriminately.



Wait a sec...is not this just a flowery way of saying Gate Camp Blob?

vr
East

IN THE IMORTAL WORDS OF SOCRATES:  " I drank WHAT?!"

Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#47 - 2012-05-17 21:41:52 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
Malak Dawnfire wrote:
SetrakDark wrote:
Sama Trild wrote:
We intend to disrupt the High Sec supply lines that allow their Null Sec markets to function


lolwut



YOU CAN'T STOP US NOW GOONS!!!! THY END IS NEIGH!!! AS IN HORSES, THE WORKHORSES OF YOUR CORPORATION SHALL NOT BE ALLOWED TO PASS!!

BLOCK JITA FROM DA GOONS!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNQj_MnLsdw&feature=related

Goons will fill their shoes with piddle when we.... Hey wait, I'm one of those workhorses in the high sec supply lines~!
Inago Yaki
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#48 - 2012-05-17 21:47:00 UTC
Ginseng Jita wrote:
Torneach wrote:
OP, you forgot this:

Theoden wrote:
Now for wrath, now for ruin, and the red dawn!



and this...
Quote:
William Wallace

And dying in your bed many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance, to come back here as young men and tell our enemies that they may take our lives but they will never take our freedom!


And let's not forget this one:

Monty PythonSuicide Squad Leader: We are the New Eden People's Front crack suicide squad! Suicide squad, attack!
[they all stab themselves]
Suicide Squad Leader: That showed 'em, huh?
Malak Dawnfire
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#49 - 2012-05-17 21:55:09 UTC
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6wRkzCW5qI

I think this has to count for something.
Katja Faith
Doomheim
#50 - 2012-05-17 21:57:32 UTC
Powers Sa wrote:
Confirming HighSec is able to coordinate and set aside time to coordinate and suicide gank nullsec players in HighSec.

Edit: You literally grouped all of nullsec in with Goons. Please reconsider your statement, before you enrage all of nullsec for this apparent compliment.


You're assuming real null-sec residents give a crap or even--- *GASP* --- read this forum.
Josef Djugashvilis
#51 - 2012-05-17 22:39:26 UTC
Sidus Sarmiang wrote:
I, for one, support your efforts.

Edit: I just got the weirdest erection.


Happy 10th birthday.

This is not a signature.

Inago Yaki
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#52 - 2012-05-18 14:24:27 UTC
Where's the Goon cleansing fleet assembling?
Bootleg Jack
ACME Mineral and Gas
#53 - 2012-05-18 14:37:20 UTC
Sama Trild wrote:
A foreboding storm grows upon our vast horizons. A storm of fear...


Don't be afraid, it is only a computer game Roll

I'm an American, English is my second language...

PinkKnife
The Cuddlefish
Ethereal Dawn
#54 - 2012-05-18 18:53:06 UTC
Quote:
Capsuleers, Free Pilots of New Eden, Brothers & Sisters UNITE!


ftfy
Cyprus Black
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#55 - 2012-05-18 20:48:24 UTC
Highsec corps will never organize for a single purpose. They're incapable of doing so by their own doing. Have you ever sat down and talked with several highsec CEO's? They're ego is enormous, they can't get along with each other, they *think* they have power, and they believe the universe revolves around them. They can't see beyon the short term nor see the big picture of anything.

Many of them are Wowtards and they bring the WoW guild leader mentality here with them. Good luck getting them to cooperate with each other.

Summary of EvEs last four expansions: http://imgur.com/ZL5SM33

Lin-Young Borovskova
Doomheim
#56 - 2012-05-18 20:53:46 UTC
Cyprus Black wrote:
Many of them are Wowtards and they bring the WoW guild leader mentality here with them. Good luck getting them to cooperate with each other.



Roll

So eve junks are as tard as wow ones. k.

brb

Caiden Baxter
You're a Pirate
#57 - 2012-05-19 03:49:35 UTC
Idk i was enjoying it immensely getting blown up on live stream by CONCORD/Goons during Burn Jita while all of local was wailing in terror over the ebil goons who had come to p*** in their collective cereal. Confirming i was laughing hysterically while my drake fell apart around me Lol. Kill or be killed so moar Burn Jita plz Cool

Soon™

Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#58 - 2012-05-19 04:16:34 UTC
Caiden Baxter wrote:
Idk i was enjoying it immensely getting blown up on live stream by CONCORD/Goons during Burn Jita while all of local was wailing in terror over the ebil goons who had come to p*** in their collective cereal. Confirming i was laughing hysterically while my drake fell apart around me Lol. Kill or be killed so moar Burn Jita plz Cool

Was the drake still cheap then?

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?

Bluddwolf
Heimatar Military Industries
#59 - 2012-05-19 04:22:24 UTC
I approve the OP's message, provided he buys al his ammuntiion needs from Heimatar Military Industries.

EVE Online Fan ... Looking for "End Game" since 2006 ... Happily, I still havn't found it

Himnos Altar
An Errant Venture
#60 - 2012-05-19 08:21:20 UTC  |  Edited by: Himnos Altar
A Forboding storm arises in the North. The sound of wings beating at a fever pitch. In space, you can only hear Goons buzz. A storm of surmountable power, of excess, of greed, of stupidity and LOLCats. A storm of bad piloting with a few good pilots, good leadership and FCing, with forum warriors like no other, except for all of the other forum warriors. Shrewdness is the watchword of the day, yesterday it was pineapple, and tomorrow it will be Spongebob. And according to some rumors the next day will be Pinkie Pie, which is two words but the bees will probably just Honey Badger over that fact. This swarm threatens our bulkheads (bulwarks in space is just silly), while CONCORD takes no action. Imagine that, CONCORD not taking ANY action in 0.0 security space. the NERVE of these space police! Dozens of defenseless mining barges and exhumers fall to this swarm daily in hi security space, the pilots of said 500M pinatas ignoring basic defensive rules for that last little bit of efficiency.

While Burn Jita is being forgotten and suicide gankers growing fat (do you KNOW how many burgers you can get off of the 10 Mining Barge killed payment????), Hulkageddon sweeps on as it always has, upsetting baby carriages and passing out lots of cheeses to go with the sometimes excellent whines (I like the gruyerre myself), a bacon of hubris appears....on the EVE Online forums! Where a man makes a post SO big, it rivals the size of his own ego! So big, it fit into yo mama's pants (insert Avatar yo mama joke here)!

Less important to his words was a penis metaphor, something about a long phallic object. Sharpened, wet, and called the Hisec Hentai Coalition [HiHC], (I assume the ticker is a play on being drunk?) made more phallic references. Something about a phallic object, somebody wailing, and a mist (might wanna have that looked at bro, supposed to be more than mist) before being cleaned up. Then he basically said "Not gonna tell you who we are, but we are fighting. really, trust us. Not gonna post any killmails or anything, but we're REALLY doing this."

TLDR: goons, LOLCats, Spongebob, Gruyerre cheese, Yo mama so big she uses an Avatar for a....., penis metaphors, honey badger don't care. Honey badger don't give a ****.