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PROTIP ~ How to deal with Hulkageddon
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Aqriue
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#21 - 2012-05-09 21:21:32 UTC
Biomass your miner and ask CCP to delete the profession. Not the miners fault that things like CCP designing the ships poorly, no one wants to see you get a buff but don't mind when Titans got nerfed to buff subcap fleet pilots who kept dying to them, drone compounds and mission loot could out produce your ability to mine in those really crappy ships, and above all things...you didn't bother to do the other more rewarding tasks in EVE but continued to try to prove that mining was a real profession while still being the bottom of the toilet and getting **** on. Yeah, you are not wanted and still cannot prove that you are needed since there was more viable ways to get minerals.
Xolve
State War Academy
Caldari State
#22 - 2012-05-09 22:35:37 UTC
Eternum Praetorian wrote:
Absolutly no megalomaniacs in wizards hats or dumb drunken politics in his... what is it called again... Clusterfuck coalition? Yes, follow this man's advice. Also, while you are at it, why don't you find a TEST or goon(dot) recruiter, they will be happy to show you the way to a "better" eve experience.


Well, you know with the already inflated number of people sitting on gates killing mission runner self-proclaiming themselves as the modern day disciples of elite pvp; We had do something a little more 'edgey'.

Getting into TEST or GoonSwarm isn't hard if you actually want to be there; It will never cease to amaze me how many bads can't figure out 2 alliances based on external communities would actually require their member base to be members of said online communities.

Given that most empire dwellers aren't exactly keen on higher order thinking, you sir are just another cog in the machine that we 'megalomaniacs' in nullsec continue to disbelieve in. Keep up the good work, killing all those shuttles and stuff; I just simply cannot believe the amount of fun I am missing out on... Roll
James Amril-Kesh
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#23 - 2012-05-10 00:00:21 UTC
Or you could, you know, join a different CFC alliance that could be as simple as just filling out an application.

Enjoying the rain today? ;)
Boomhaur
#24 - 2012-05-10 00:49:14 UTC
Go to low sec, it really is safer were not lying. You lose concord protection yes, but you can identify hostiles much easier, not friendly it's a hostile. It's that easy and it's very easy to find empty system last time I tried in low sec. Making money there not so difficult either, either use your minerals there and build and sell stuff in low for a higher fee since you can, or contract it out for someone else to haul it back to high sec if you don't have the guts to do it yourself. Black Frog for example.

Welcome to Eve. Everyone here is an Evil Sick Sadistic Bastard who is out to get you. Anyone who tells you otherwise is either trying to scam you or use you.
Xolve
State War Academy
Caldari State
#25 - 2012-05-10 06:07:56 UTC
Boomhaur wrote:
Go to low sec, it really is safer were not lying. You lose concord protection yes, but you can identify hostiles much easier, not friendly it's a hostile. It's that easy and it's very easy to find empty system last time I tried in low sec. Making money there not so difficult either, either use your minerals there and build and sell stuff in low for a higher fee since you can, or contract it out for someone else to haul it back to high sec if you don't have the guts to do it yourself. Black Frog for example.


This man speaks the truth, most of Amarr/Minmatar lowsec is empty. Just get away from the Faction Warfare areas (which usually are right along high sec border systems, and you will find all the solace you want; alot of NPC Null is the same, and completely empty.
WarProfit
Doomheim
#26 - 2012-05-10 17:03:16 UTC
Lady Spank wrote:


2. Try to pull concord into my belt to help me. Borderline exploit and it can be countered and at any rate it wont stop alpha damage anyway.




Borderline exploit thats like calling you borderline attractive. FYI its not an exploit and it sure did the trick last night with two failied ganks from a whole mess of tornadoes.
enterprisePSI
#27 - 2012-05-10 17:36:55 UTC
Also, park your hulk, buy catalysts and join us.

The tears of the many, outweigh the tears of the few. Or the one. enterprise-psi©
Euthen Arran
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#28 - 2012-05-19 13:58:24 UTC
Aww c'mon guys. Safest way to mine is in a mission, behind a scouted acceleration gate. You never have to finish the mission - so it will respawn every day - and you can have 3-4 missions in the same system between a few chars.

Result = Safest high-sec mining possible, unlimited amounts of rocks. Nothing hard about it.
Ayla Hanaya
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#29 - 2012-05-19 22:58:59 UTC
Eternum Praetorian wrote:
Xolve wrote:

Believe it or not, there are nullsec groups that do not have 'dumb politics and megalomania'; there are several actually, I would suggest browsing the recruitment FORUMS to find these entities and do a bit of researching instead of using that cesspit of an ingame channel, just saying.

Just because YOU couldn't find it, doesn't mean it doesn't exist.



This guy is pro.


Absolutly no megalomaniacs in wizards hats or dumb drunken politics in his... what is it called again... Clusterfuck coalition? Yes, follow this man's advice. Also, while you are at it, why don't you find a TEST or goon(dot) recruiter, they will be happy to show you the way to a "better" eve experience.


Just because their recruitment policies involve having a couple brain cells, reading comprehension, and a few other choice qualities so often found lacking in EVE players doesn't mean they don't legitimately recruit. They just don't recruit from the EVE forums, they don't want EVE players, so don't bother trying to get in.

Of course, reading this post requires reading comprehension, something sorely lacking in EVE online players, thus you will keep feeding the wallets of those smarter than you.
Tark Grethor
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#30 - 2012-05-20 11:22:49 UTC
There has been some sound advice offered here but, sadly, it will fall on deaf ears. Miners don't want to simply mine in peace, they actually want to afk mine in total safety. God forbid that they have to pay attention to whats going on around them Shocked
Zanza Mechonis
What is tax
#31 - 2012-05-20 16:16:32 UTC
Aqriue wrote:
Biomass your miner and ask CCP to delete the profession. Not the miners fault that things like CCP designing the ships poorly, no one wants to see you get a buff but don't mind when Titans got nerfed to buff subcap fleet pilots who kept dying to them, drone compounds and mission loot could out produce your ability to mine in those really crappy ships, and above all things...you didn't bother to do the other more rewarding tasks in EVE but continued to try to prove that mining was a real profession while still being the bottom of the toilet and getting **** on. Yeah, you are not wanted and still cannot prove that you are needed since there was more viable ways to get minerals.


So wait, who's going to make your rifter? Who's going to get the minerals for them efficiently?

...That being said, miners who whine about hulkageddon or any ganks in general deserve being ganked :P

"On the internet you can be anything you want... It's strange that many people choose to be stupid."
Scien Inkunen
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#32 - 2012-05-20 19:43:19 UTC
NOOB TIP

1. Play the game like you want but do not complain about bad things.
2. If you are serious about the game, find a way to protect yourself.
3. Do NOT complain about bad thing.

Read the "Fart file" and you will understand the meaning of life !
Katran Luftschreck
Royal Ammatar Engineering Corps
#33 - 2012-05-21 08:05:09 UTC  |  Edited by: Katran Luftschreck
An easy tip for mienrs that requires no effort at all: BOYCOTT

Stop building & (more importantly) selling warships on the open market.

After all, where do you think these gankers come from?

You make them possible. You think these guys can be bothered with building anything themselves? Ha!

Daemon Ceed wrote:
I also do not mine or do anything that doesn't involve crap being blown up.


No, no they can't.

Just do this one simple thing and one of two results will happen:

1) The gankers will eventually run out of ships due to PvP and whatnot, realize that they can't get any replacements or the replacements cost fifty times what they used to, and ragequit - thus allowing you to laugh at their tears for a change.

2) They'll be forced to bit the bullet and become miners themselves in order to replace their losses. Poetic justice is served, especially when they end up getting ganked by their so-called "comrades in arms."

http://youtu.be/t0q2F8NsYQ0
Skeln Thargensen
Doomheim
#34 - 2012-05-21 09:06:35 UTC
Try to spot them before they warp in. They're probably going to use a catalyst or thrasher fit so if that pops up on your dscan see if they're dumb enough not to have named it, find them in local and check how negative their security status is.

forums.  serious business.
InternetSpaceship
State War Academy
Caldari State
#35 - 2012-05-22 12:54:33 UTC
Katran Luftschreck wrote:
An easy tip for mienrs that requires no effort at all: BOYCOTT

Stop building & (more importantly) selling warships on the open market.

After all, where do you think these gankers come from?

You make them possible. You think these guys can be bothered with building anything themselves? Ha!

Daemon Ceed wrote:
I also do not mine or do anything that doesn't involve crap being blown up.


No, no they can't.

Just do this one simple thing and one of two results will happen:

1) The gankers will eventually run out of ships due to PvP and whatnot, realize that they can't get any replacements or the replacements cost fifty times what they used to, and ragequit - thus allowing you to laugh at their tears for a change.

2) They'll be forced to bit the bullet and become miners themselves in order to replace their losses. Poetic justice is served, especially when they end up getting ganked by their so-called "comrades in arms."


No idea what you're talking about here. We have a huge group of industry guys building stuff around the clock. How do you think we get our capitals?

Official Recruiter for GoonSwarm Corporation.

If you paid isk to get into GoonSwarm, you were probably scammed.  If you had the foresight to save the name of your scammer, let me know and I'll do what I can to help you.
Hookage Hoeslice
APLE WOD BRSTOL
#36 - 2012-05-22 13:32:23 UTC
Xolve wrote:
PRO TIP- Get out of empire scrubs.


Pro Tip - Get a life and go outside once in a while.
Xolve
State War Academy
Caldari State
#37 - 2012-05-22 14:18:48 UTC
Hookage Hoeslice wrote:
Xolve wrote:
PRO TIP- Get out of empire scrubs.


Pro Tip - Get a life and go outside once in a while.


Lol
Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#38 - 2012-06-01 19:25:46 UTC
Blink

(ಠ_ృ) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (ಠ_ృ)
Kara Books
Deal with IT.
#39 - 2012-06-01 23:46:10 UTC
Xayder wrote:
Another PROTIP

Deal With It


The goons are probably trying to do something good by killing mindless drones, its one of those things that teaches you that working for an honest living always ends the same way, you in your little pod and your bosses in their shiny Bhaalgorns.

Learn, be creative and most importantly Deal With IT.
InternetSpaceship
State War Academy
Caldari State
#40 - 2012-06-02 11:33:26 UTC  |  Edited by: InternetSpaceship
Love us or hate us, Goons are probably having a lot more fun than anyone else in this game.

Official Recruiter for GoonSwarm Corporation.

If you paid isk to get into GoonSwarm, you were probably scammed.  If you had the foresight to save the name of your scammer, let me know and I'll do what I can to help you.
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