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The End of All Things Goon
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Polly Oxford
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#41 - 2012-05-08 07:19:15 UTC
Weaselior wrote:
this is a pretty lame scam



So? Even if I don't get any isk, frabba letting me pod him a few times it's well worth the effort. It's a won for me either way.
Nyla Skin
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#42 - 2012-05-08 08:53:15 UTC
Simetraz wrote:

Actually I got money on Mittens podding himself with an alt and making a ton more ISK.


I just had a flash of insight..

Selfdestructing a pod shouldnt leave a corpse behind, and one should turn corpses in to get player bounties..

Oh well, its still not working :(

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Andski
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#43 - 2012-05-08 08:55:34 UTC
I have two corpses that may be of interest to you, DBRB's and my own. I'll take my 20 trillion tia

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Scien Inkunen
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#44 - 2012-05-08 09:20:42 UTC
Bank ofRetribution wrote:
As a representative of several interdependent economic ventures, industrial organizations, and speculators-- and due to the rather ill-timed excesses of a given notoriously unscrupulous alliance, I am hereby announcing the initiation of a new, historically novel and economically comprehensive galactic contract.

Our funds are virtually unlimited, as we are drawing profits from established market manipulations, real world cash conversions (thanks to the innovation of PLEX and its current sale price), and some very well placed strategic investments. These investments stretch over 6 years in a variety of diversified holdings.

Our contract with you is simple, and lucrative.

We are currently offering bounties of 1 billion isk per frozen corpse of any member of Goonwaffe or Goonfleet who currently, or previously has held a named leadership position in these companies. This includes all past players who have held these leadership positions, whether or not they are still enlisted in the ranks of these corporations. Frozen corpses of Director and CEO positions will be awarded 10 trillion isk.

The outcome of this re-distribution of wealth throughout the game will, for a short time, wreak havoc on the markets as the excess funds temporarily drive down prices... and, for those who are not adaptive nor prepared for this eventuality, will find that their support of the inflation Goon has created will suffer the same fate akin to real world investors in properties and precious commodities.

Conditions:

The corpses must be delivered to any base within 1 jump of Jita, and contracted to me for the price of 2,012 isk. Contracts should be set for at least one week to allow for timely payment. Make sure that you set your fees according to these guidelines, without exception, or the payout will be null and void. Also note the particular spelling of the recipient: "Bank ofRetribution" with no space between the 'f' and 'R.' We do not require documentation or evidence of the named roles a player has had... our agents have infiltrated Goon corporations for years and we already know who they are. Payouts will only be distributed to the contract initiator. Note that entry level Goon recruits who have not had altered roles and leadership responsibilities will not qualify for this award.

All of these corpses must be delivered within the next 20 days- with the resolution of all remaining payout contracts within 3 days of the terminal contract date.

Contracts can be initiated at any time now, and will be compensated within 72 hours.

Thank you for your assistance in this matter, and enjoy the isk.

Best regards,

Bank ofRetribution




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Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#45 - 2012-05-08 10:23:23 UTC
That Handsome Frog wrote:
Because people would never come up with the idea to kill themselves to contract corpses over.

Want me to shut up? Remove content from my post,1B. Remove my content from a thread I have started 2B.
Kirikarasu
R3D SHIFT
#46 - 2012-05-08 13:33:15 UTC
I'm not saying this is legit, but if the OP really does have spais in the swarm then they could possibly verify the kills. As for the corpses I'm not too sure how you would verify that other than verifying the person contracting the corpse did the killing.


nice troll though.

I give it 6/10. Good effort.
Bank ofRetribution
Doomheim
#47 - 2012-05-08 19:21:11 UTC
We sincerely appreciate the number of questions and enthusiasm about the contract. To further clarify the conditions of payment, only kills that occur after May 5th will be considered.

Thank you.
Letrange
Chaosstorm Corporation
#48 - 2012-05-08 19:29:12 UTC
/me facepalms

One of 3 possibilities:

1) the OP is a goon alt
2) the OP is a troll
3) the OP is to noobs what noobs are to the rest of us

Note that options one and two are not mutually exclusive. I can not conceive a 4th possibility.
CATPAIN KIRK
State War Academy
Caldari State
#49 - 2012-05-08 19:47:18 UTC
Were can I sign up for an asinination squat?
Fredfredbug4
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#50 - 2012-05-08 19:51:50 UTC
The bounty system is worthless. There are people flying around with bounties higher than what you will put on GOON members that haven't even seen a bounty hunter.

If you want to take down the Goons then you are going to have to get out of the Barge and get into the Battleship.

Do you really think you are the first to place bounties on the Goons? Do you think that doing the same thing that others have done will produce a different result?

These are the people blowing themselves up just to kill an industrial ship. Do you honestly believe getting them blown up is going to convince them to stop?

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SmallGang Bandit
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#51 - 2012-05-08 20:15:02 UTC
It shocks me, SHOCKS ME that you fools do not see through this vile plot.

GoonSwarm is behind this. Everyone who has a corpse will be put on a list. That list will be provided to the Goon death squads as a proving ground for the groups activity. Everyone who is willing to acquire and then give up a corpse of a Goon leader is obviously ant-Goon, and should suffer the wrath of the GoonSwarm death squads.

This diabolical plan is as plain as the chocolate milk-mustache on my upper lip.

Oh, wait, I don't have an upper lip right now.

/me runs to the client to create an avatar...
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