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The D1ngo
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#1 - 2012-05-06 16:01:42 UTC
Dear Mikey Miner,

If you don't want the bigger kids to beat you because you are weak and easy I suggest you:

1-take the long way to school

2-don't make eye contact with any of them

3-don't speak to any girls

4-know your place

5-consider taking up a sport that the bullies approve of...

Failure to follow these rules will get you beaten and it will be your own fault.

Disrespectfully,

The Big Kids
Nick Bison
Bison Industrial Inc
Cat Scratch Fevers
#2 - 2012-05-06 16:02:46 UTC
Hey "Big Kid" (ie. internet tough guy),

Come get some.

Nothing clever at this time.
Gorki Andropov
I Dn't Knw Wht You Wnt Bt I Cn't Gve It Anymre
#3 - 2012-05-06 16:02:51 UTC
THE POWER OF THE REPUBLIC MILITARY SCHOOL WILL ATOMISE THE FISTS OF BIG CYBERBULLIES
Karl Hobb
Imperial Margarine
#4 - 2012-05-06 16:03:26 UTC
Posting in suicideminerganktearsprofitlulzhulkthrashercatalystidiocy thread #38625747592754662.

A professional astro-bastard was not available so they sent me.
Gorki Andropov
I Dn't Knw Wht You Wnt Bt I Cn't Gve It Anymre
#5 - 2012-05-06 16:04:28 UTC
Nick Bison wrote:
Hey "Big Kid" (ie. internet tough guy),

Come get some.



Actually, you seem a little like an Internet Tough Guy now.
The D1ngo
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#6 - 2012-05-06 17:04:35 UTC
Nick Bison wrote:
Hey "Big Kid" (ie. internet tough guy),

Come get some.


Please read this link fully:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irony

Crib notes: "Ironic statements (verbal irony) are statements that imply a meaning in opposition to their literal meaning. A situation is often said to be ironic (situational irony) if the actions taken have an effect exactly opposite from what was intended. The discordance of verbal irony may be deliberately created as a means of communication (as in art or rhetoric)"

Thank You
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#7 - 2012-05-06 17:10:55 UTC
The D1ngo wrote:
Dear Mikey Miner,

If you don't want the bigger kids to beat you because you are weak and easy I suggest you:

1-take the long way to school

blah blah blah




Thread Locked.

Not relevant to GD or the game.

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882
Andski
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#8 - 2012-05-06 17:12:53 UTC
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
The D1ngo wrote:
Dear Mikey Miner,

If you don't want the bigger kids to beat you because you are weak and easy I suggest you:

1-take the long way to school

blah blah blah




Thread Locked.

Not relevant to GD or the game.


did you really need to post with two characters in one thread

Twitter: @EVEAndski

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths."    - Abrazzar
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#9 - 2012-05-06 17:24:37 UTC
Gorki Andropov wrote:
Nick Bison wrote:
Hey "Big Kid" (ie. internet tough guy),

Come get some.



Actually, you seem a little like an Internet Tough Guy now.



Great. A child using childishness to point out even further childishness. I'm running out of adjective extenders here.

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882
Karn Dulake
Doomheim
#10 - 2012-05-06 17:24:57 UTC
The D1ngo wrote:
Dear Mikey Miner,

If you don't want the bigger kids to beat you because you are weak and easy I suggest you:

1-take the long way to school

2-don't make eye contact with any of them

3-don't speak to any girls

4-know your place

5-consider taking up a sport that the bullies approve of...

Failure to follow these rules will get you beaten and it will be your own fault.

Disrespectfully,

The Big Kids



Thanks NPC alt. Also you have no comprehension of Irony.
I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion.
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#11 - 2012-05-06 17:26:21 UTC  |  Edited by: Krixtal Icefluxor
Andski wrote:


did you really need to post with two characters in one thread



THAT is a completely different RL person from 'myself' . But there is never any convincing you dumba**es of anything anyway, so I can't really believe I even bothered to type that sentence.

Oh well. I must be really bored this Sunday.

You just find it hard to even concieve a Corp member in high sec actually has an Alliance Leader I guess.

Or you could get really anal on EVE Who and look up ALL associated toons, and you would discover that those associated with Nick et al, go back WAY further than anyone in Bison - Ammatar Thunder.

But then the only resource you would know how to use is a Kill Board, and then just barely.

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882
The D1ngo
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#12 - 2012-05-06 17:33:03 UTC
The D1ngo wrote:
Dear Mikey Miner,

If you don't want the bigger kids to beat you because you are weak and easy I suggest you:

1-take the long way to school (avoid well-known routes)

2-don't make eye contact with any of them (stay aligned)

3-don't speak to any girls (watch but don't chat in local)

4-know your place (understand that you are being hunted)

5-consider taking up a sport that the bullies approve of... (give up mining and PvP)

Failure to follow these rules will get you beaten and it will be your own fault.

Disrespectfully,

The Big Kids


For the reading challenged or anyone in a corporation that deals with the weather and shaggy cows.

One could also say: If you don't want to be "ganked" don't wear a short skirt and expose your cleavage. It attracts gankers. if you are have a plasma round forcibly put into your afterburner its your own fault. Right?
The D1ngo
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#13 - 2012-05-06 17:41:58 UTC
Karn Dulake wrote:
The D1ngo wrote:
Dear Mikey Miner,

If you don't want the bigger kids to beat you because you are weak and easy I suggest you:

1-take the long way to school

2-don't make eye contact with any of them

3-don't speak to any girls

4-know your place

5-consider taking up a sport that the bullies approve of...

Failure to follow these rules will get you beaten and it will be your own fault.

Disrespectfully,

The Big Kids



Thanks NPC alt. Also you have no comprehension of Irony.


No problem, poor scrub. I have 11 accounts, this is my main on one of them. It is not my problem if you are economically disadvantaged and have to post with your ONLY main, If you don't like my post feel free to move on by.

Who only has one main?! As I sit here and think on it I really feel sorry for you. Perhaps my next post should be on lack of job prospects for those who don't have higher level education. That one will have to be in OOP. Be on the look out for it.

Until then stay poor my friend 0/
Jorma Morkkis
State War Academy
Caldari State
#14 - 2012-05-06 17:48:35 UTC
The D1ngo wrote:
3-don't speak to any girls (watch but don't chat in local)


So, you want all miners banned?
Dapud
#15 - 2012-05-06 17:55:05 UTC
Nick Bison wrote:
Hey "Big Kid" (ie. internet tough guy),

Come get some.


This is a nice moment, someone got the opportunity to stand up to a fictional bully on a video game forum, thus battling the ghosts which have haunted him since childhood. It's like being a fly on the wall during a therapy session.
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#16 - 2012-05-06 18:28:20 UTC
Dapud wrote:
Nick Bison wrote:
Hey "Big Kid" (ie. internet tough guy),

Come get some.


This is a nice moment, someone got the opportunity to stand up to a fictional bully on a video game forum, thus battling the ghosts which have haunted him since childhood. It's like being a fly on the wall during a therapy session.


I'm actually over at that toon's RL house.

We are laughing. Really. We are.

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882