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Winning Eve (A Three Line Rant)

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Loike
Pyramid Celestial
#1 - 2012-05-05 00:57:10 UTC
While no one can really win Eve per se there does seem to be a fair number of losers. Why is it that everyone that can't make the right set of decisions expect the people that are to give up what they have (read dumb down) so that they may enjoy the game more? Is Eve really some sort of tool to fuel a communist/socialist agenda?
Sin Meng
Catskull Horizons
Grimskulls
#2 - 2012-05-05 01:29:48 UTC
Obama's fault.

Elements of the past and the future combining to make something not quite as good as either.
Degren
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2012-05-05 01:30:53 UTC
CCP - Chinese Communist Party

Hello, hello again.
Karn Dulake
Doomheim
#4 - 2012-05-05 02:54:35 UTC
Im giving you a +1 only because it will annoy every single person who reads your post
I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion.
No More Heroes
Boomer Humor
Snuffed Out
#5 - 2012-05-05 02:54:59 UTC
I blame Bush.

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Lapine Davion
Outer Ring Applied Logistics
#6 - 2012-05-05 02:55:43 UTC
Sin Meng wrote:
Obama's fault.


Not empty quoting.

No More Heroes wrote:
I blame Bush.


Not empty quoting this either.

[b]Don't worry about posting with your main!  Post with your brain! "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."[/b]
Thomas Orca
Broski is ded
#7 - 2012-05-05 02:56:13 UTC
I blame the pinko Europeans who are influencing our culture.
Akirei Scytale
Okami Syndicate
#8 - 2012-05-05 02:58:16 UTC
I blame the social contract.
XIRUSPHERE
In Bacon We Trust
#9 - 2012-05-05 03:18:08 UTC
I blame it on the rain.

The advantage of a bad memory is that one can enjoy the same good things for the first time several times.

One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to habit, and mean actions to fear.
Luis Graca
#10 - 2012-05-05 14:13:17 UTC
It were the poneys Sad
MadMuppet
Critical Mass Inc
#11 - 2012-05-05 14:15:14 UTC
(points to the right) I blame him!

This message brought to you by Experience(tm). When common sense fails you, experience will come to the rescue. Experience(tm) from the makers of CONCORD.

"If you are part of the problem, you will be nerfed." -MadMuppet
Killer Gandry
The Concilium Enterprises
#12 - 2012-05-05 14:17:23 UTC
Thomas Orca wrote:
I blame the pinko Europeans who are influencing our culture.


Too rich to even come close to being hilarious.
Masamune Dekoro
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#13 - 2012-05-05 14:30:54 UTC  |  Edited by: Masamune Dekoro
Sirinda
Ekchuah's Shrine Comporium
#14 - 2012-05-05 14:32:57 UTC
Came expecting a haiku, left unsatisfied.
Joran Dravius
Doomheim
#15 - 2012-05-05 15:17:20 UTC  |  Edited by: Joran Dravius
Loike wrote:
Is Eve really some sort of tool to fuel a communist/socialist agenda?

CCP is a typo. Their name is actually CCCP.

Sirinda wrote:
Came expecting a haiku, left unsatisfied.

Ditto.
ISD Grossvogel
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#16 - 2012-05-05 15:56:55 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD Grossvogel
Joran Dravius wrote:
Loike wrote:
Is Eve really some sort of tool to fuel a communist/socialist agenda?

CCP is a typo. Their name is actually CCCP.

In fact, if you look closely at the equipment used by the CCP Space Program, you couldn't help but wonder how similar it is to the Soviet space gear, circa 1960s; in particular, the hamster centrifuge bears a striking resemblance to the TsEM-16N centrifuge employed at the Plesetsk Space Rodent Warfare Center. Of course, the community team will come up with an awkward explanation of how a piece of classified hardware was 'donated' to CCP by an anonymous benefactor, but the truth is too obvious to be hidden.

To help everyone contemplate the shocking news without any distractions, I will lock this thread for ranting.

ISD Grossvogel (ISD Гроссфогель) Captain, Community Communication Liaisons (CCL) Волонтёр группы по взаимодействию с игроками Interstellar Services Department