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You know you've played too much EVE when you.................
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Nirnias Stirrum
UberWTFBBQ and Battle Technologies
#61 - 2012-05-03 14:22:45 UTC
Topic revival because this just happened to me a sec ago.


Sitting in work working away listening to Eve Radio.... Shield alarm goes off,

I jump in my chair, my heart rate spikes and i grab the mouse.... Then i realise im in work........

It appears the DJ decided to randomly press that sound on his sound board...
I think i need a break from eve!
Garadjanalhavar Arareb
Doomheim
#62 - 2012-05-03 14:37:10 UTC
When you're in the CSM.
Bernie Nator
Seal Club Six
Plug N Play
#63 - 2012-05-03 14:43:07 UTC
You fly to a different country and wonder why the jump to a different region took so long.
ian papabear
No Regard.
#64 - 2012-05-03 15:21:52 UTC
Or when you start referring to actual money as isk.

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Phiad Aurilen
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#65 - 2012-05-03 15:55:50 UTC
When you look around to see if anyone's going to pod you if you pick up the five pound note you just spotted at the side of the road.

Happened to me honestly, very strange feeling to have in real life.
Karn Dulake
Doomheim
#66 - 2012-05-03 16:01:07 UTC
1. Someone bumps into you in a supermarket and you proceed to beat them to death with a bottle of mountain dew convinced that Concord wont intervene.


2. You use the services of a prositute and then kill her and take back your money from her tittie pouch (hold on thats another game)
I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion.
Markus Reese
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#67 - 2012-05-03 16:05:10 UTC
I once went out with friends and said we needed to stop at an atm so I could see how much isk I have left...

To quote Lfod Shi

The ratting itself is PvE. Getting away with it is PvP.
Mackuk
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#68 - 2012-05-03 16:23:21 UTC
Pertuabo Enkidgan wrote:
When you use Aura's ''Docking Request accepted'' sound file as a confirmation when you login into Windows 7


My first thought was "why didn't i think of this?" now i'm trying to find the sound file so i can change it.
Guyuti
Bundy Rum Bears
Brothers of Tangra
#69 - 2012-05-03 17:16:15 UTC
You know you have played too much Eve, when you ask your daughter if she has enough Isk for the train home.
No More Heroes
Boomer Humor
Snuffed Out
#70 - 2012-05-03 17:17:59 UTC
Run out of poopsocks. Sad

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ctx2007
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#71 - 2012-05-03 17:43:44 UTC
When you realise your best friend the dog has just slammed the door leaving you to follow the wife and kids.

Then realise your beard is down to your knees and your haiir has grown down your back.

You only realise you life has been a waste of time, when you wake up dead.
RomeStar
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#72 - 2012-05-03 17:59:22 UTC
Holy **** I thought this post died moths ago.


But you know you have played too much eve when EVENEWS24 is a better read than your local paper............. Forum lifesuport BUMP

Signatured removed, CCP Phantom
hedge betts Shiyurida
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#73 - 2012-05-03 18:26:01 UTC
See an article in the paper about asteroid mining ( not fake look it up) and think what mining lasers will they use

Pog mo thoin

Spy 21
Doomheim
#74 - 2012-05-03 18:27:55 UTC
Set up a gate camp at the bedroom door.

Obfuscation for the WIN on page 3...
Fannie Maes
Doomheim
#75 - 2012-05-03 18:28:26 UTC
RomeStar wrote:
You know you've played too much EVE when you.................


As a goon petition high-sec griefing Cool
Spy 21
Doomheim
#76 - 2012-05-03 18:36:59 UTC
hedge betts Shiyurida wrote:
See an article in the paper about asteroid mining ( not fake look it up) and think what mining lasers will they use


I was thinking t1 since this is the first attempt.

Obfuscation for the WIN on page 3...
Velicitia
XS Tech
#77 - 2012-05-03 18:41:39 UTC
hedge betts Shiyurida wrote:
See an article in the paper about asteroid mining ( not fake look it up) and think what mining lasers will they use



... and then start working on inventing the T2 variants

One of the bitter points of a good bittervet is the realisation that all those SP don't really do much, and that the newbie is having much more fun with what little he has. - Tippia
Serge Bastana
GWA Corp
#78 - 2012-05-03 19:13:51 UTC
You put on a cloak when someone starts probing your safe spots

WoW holds your hand until end game, and gives you a cookie whether you win or lose. EVE not only takes your cookie, but laughs at you for bringing one in the first place...

Noriko Satomi
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#79 - 2012-05-03 22:06:36 UTC
You are momentarily perplexed at the lack of pr0n links in your team's chat room on the company's IM server, and then it dawns on you that you aren't waiting for a fleet to form up.
Janet Patton
Brony Express
#80 - 2012-05-03 23:12:28 UTC
I'm terrified every time I that I leave the safety of my house (station) that I'm going to get stabbed (ganked).

Why do I have this sig? I don't smoke.