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My first PVP death

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Bad Messenger
Rehabilitation Clinic
#21 - 2012-05-01 17:41:46 UTC
Hrett wrote:
Do it. Don't be ashamed. Let us all show our foolishness and leet fitting skills. It's for the new generation to laugh at and learn.

August 31, 2007

I misclicked trying to target a WT EUNI griefer in space and shot a station. Turns out, stations don't like that.


I do not see any pvp here, only player versus environment.
bubble trout
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#22 - 2012-05-01 18:30:27 UTC
Lost my Thrasher that was earned from the tutorial to the amamake gate camp.

My friend had given me 50mil to buy some implants, but I used it as seed money to start trading. I couldn't believe that there was a cheap T2 100mn MWD only 3 jumps from rens. I thought I could flip it for a quick 2 mil. That lose made me sick to my stomach.

5 Days later I scouted the gate, saw it was still camped and came around from another direction. Got it out and my heart was pumping.

My first real lose was a Cane. Was ratting in lowsec, didn't even know he was there until his drones were on me. I took him to half sheilds iirc. If I had had a web for his drones I think I may have been able to drive him off. I was tanking the rat and his guns, his drones were what was doing the most damage. I hurt a few but he just juggled them and I died. He was nice in local, but I was still sick to my stomach. It was a rush however and I decided that I wanted to "try this pvp thing". A little over a month later I got my first 2 kills.
Olmarin Angel
The Planet Jackers
#23 - 2012-05-01 18:56:18 UTC
My bad*** Moa

Because lowsec sounded fun and my Moa was invincible.

Ps. Who needs lows?
Maxpie
MUSE LLP
#24 - 2012-05-01 20:44:16 UTC
Years ago. Someone dec'ed our noob industrial corp, I think his name was Gunsnroses or something like that. The ceo said to stay docked, no way a noob could beat a 1 year old player, but I agreed to a 1v1 with him in frigs. I was in my trusty Rifter, don't remember what he was in. We actually fought to a standstill because he couldn't break the tank on my failfit Rifter (I had both shield and armor tank, lol). After a while we disengaged. I warped to a gate but couldn't figure out why I couldn't jump. While I was puzzling over the gate, he found me and ended up blowing up my ship while I was stupidly trying to jump rather than fight.

No good deed goes unpunished

Cromwell Savage
The Screaming Seagulls
#25 - 2012-05-02 00:55:30 UTC
LOL!

Hahaha! Forgot all about this!

Complete Eve nub running missions and auto-piloting thru lo-sec. Was 1 week old Cool

"Hey....why is he targeting me.....why is he shooting me.....why can't I warp.....*&^%^^*(@@@!"

Big smile Too funny Big smile


Vjorn Angannon
Lazerhawks
L A Z E R H A W K S
#26 - 2012-05-02 01:34:38 UTC
My 6th week in game I was recruited by a wormhole corp. A week or so after getting into the c2:

My first loss due to gank nothing special.....just didn't know how to protect my self lol.

My first PVP Loss;

Was putzing about in the pos when word came across vent that a vagabond entered from high sec entry. Corpmate in a hawk (iirc?) went and engaged it....and died. Meanwhile I had jumped into a blackbird and warped at range. That was when I realized it was an actual ship type and not some vagabond coming to mess with us Shocked . We tussled a bit....he banged me up between my missed jams.......got a lucky jam off and escaped back to the pos.

Now, me in my infinite noobish wisdom, got to thinking; that ship was soooo darn fast.....it HAS to be a frig... right?? right??? ShockedWhat?

So I reshipped, warped back to the entry with SUPREME confidence.... and this is what happenedBig smile

Needless to say, to this day, my friends still rib me about this.... and frankly, it is still one of my favorite deaths.
Labceh
Little Willies
#27 - 2012-05-02 02:17:45 UTC
I must admit I'm surprised, I was expecting the fit to be much worse: http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=11386956

He kited me to death. He was nice enough to give me advice after :)
Chan Omari
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#28 - 2012-05-02 02:45:28 UTC
Ah my T1 Brutix, so many memories, thought it was invincible, how couldn't it be with the way it mowed through NPCs? Apparently I was concerned about getting jammed, but not very concerned about any type of tank.....

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=6802357

Also lost my pod to what could have only been an insta locking cane :) then podded agin and wondered why I couldn't fly my uber Mega.......good lesson in the value of a upgrade clone.

great topic Hrett, fun to look back.
Mfume Apocal
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#29 - 2012-05-02 08:28:43 UTC
I remember aggressing the first thing I saw in lowsec.

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=6566932
CrossedSwords
Them Unreliables
#30 - 2012-05-02 09:38:03 UTC
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=3939008

this was back in the day when i actually still lived in highsec and had never ever done something pvp wise...
our corp joined the caldari militia, and i actually flew into tama, and asked in local for a militia fleet, this invicta guys fleets me... warp me to a safe and kills me...

pro fit as well
Xi 'xar
Rift Watch
#31 - 2012-05-02 12:09:48 UTC
Heh. I was hoping to see something as bad as my first rifter...

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=8339594

I should, in the interests of saving some face, point out that I fit that rifter in rage after having had my retriever ganked by Yakutat. I should however also point out that I don't think I've ever seen a worse fit.

Oh Yakutat... if I ever find you again you faceless bastard!

http://herdingwolves.wordpress.com/

March rabbit
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#32 - 2012-05-02 13:58:57 UTC
"Help me please to test my tank..."

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=7428482
Lol

The Mittani: "the inappropriate drunked joke"

Hrett
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#33 - 2012-05-02 14:18:08 UTC
CrossedSwords wrote:
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=3939008

this was back in the day when i actually still lived in highsec and had never ever done something pvp wise...
our corp joined the caldari militia, and i actually flew into tama, and asked in local for a militia fleet, this invicta guys fleets me... warp me to a safe and kills me...

pro fit as well


Oh this is classic. This is the exact type of welcome one would expect from a typical eve player. Perfect example of the game as a whole, actually. Lost a bit of coffee while laughing and reading this.

"Welcome to Eve! Join my fleet and I shall show you the stars!"

Which, in the bittervet language, really means:

"Suck vacuum nub!"

spaceship, Spaceship, SPACESHIP!

Hrett
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#34 - 2012-05-02 14:22:03 UTC  |  Edited by: Hrett
Cromwell Savage wrote:
LOL!

Hahaha! Forgot all about this!

Complete Eve nub running missions and auto-piloting thru lo-sec. Was 1 week old Cool

"Hey....why is he targeting me.....why is he shooting me.....why can't I warp.....*&^%^^*(@@@!"

Big smile Too funny Big smile




Cromwell, until your post, I never knew that the Caracal had a turret slot. :)

spaceship, Spaceship, SPACESHIP!

FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#35 - 2012-05-02 15:04:18 UTC
My first PVP loss was while mining in w-space:

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=16198864

Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement.

Simyaldee
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#36 - 2012-05-02 18:15:06 UTC
I can't remember what happened here but uhgg.

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=8538586

Just look at it I am horrified. Luckily I got into this Corp quick and they taught me how to fit my ships the right way.

Member, Fighter and FC for The Great Harmon Institute of Technology 

Durzel
Questionable Ethics.
Ministry of Inappropriate Footwork
#37 - 2012-05-02 19:53:16 UTC
I chose... poorly
Beliandra
Elgoi Developments Inc.
#38 - 2012-05-03 07:27:13 UTC
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=6280112

Went into a wormhole and forgot to bookmark the way out. Eventually probed an exit.. to nullsec. Hopped from system to system to system until finally, last gate before leaving null - camped, owned, podded.

Given that two of the three who killed me have more than a trillion isk worth of kills to their name, I don't feel so bad about them getting my little noobfit (shield booster + armour playing ahoy!) Probe.
Katrina Oniseki
Oniseki-Raata Internal Watch
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#39 - 2012-05-03 21:21:45 UTC
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=7158536

Happened during a major invasion of Insmother against Atlas Alliance by PL, Goons, and Russians.

Hero tackled a lone Megathron in a belt during a massive supercap battle. I was trying to escape the horrendous framerate lag from all the drones, so I warped to a belt. Found a Megathron there, alerted my fleet, and tackled it. My fleet showed up piecemeal, and I held him down long enough for others to get tackle.

I died, and apparantly my fleet somehow didn't kill the guy I tackled. Maybe he got away or something. I don't know.

Katrina Oniseki

ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
#40 - 2012-05-04 02:12:05 UTC  |  Edited by: ShahFluffers
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=6816426

I was... what? About one or two months into EVE? The corp that recruited me (see: "deceptively conscripted" ... ♥ u lonnie!) received its first war dec about a week after I joined. I logged in and all the directors are telling everyone to stay in station. I listened and obeyed like a good little nubbin, went afk, made a sandwich, and came back 10 minutes later.
"Is it safe to come out now?"

The CEO of our corp says it's okay but not to wander too far. I happily proceed to jump 2 systems out to grab a level 3 mission... only to jump into a rather large blob of orange.
Me: "Uhhhh... they're here."
Bittervet CEO: "Who are?"
Me: "Targets. I um... war targets. I have a Rupture, an Armageddon, and ummm a Rapier and...
Bittervet CEO: "Shutup fluffers! Where are you and can you get back to gate?"
Me: "What? Umm... Mirilene?"
Bittervet CEO: "Burn back to gate!"
Me: "Ummm... help... I've decloaked and they are shooting me!"
Bittervet CEO: "sigh*

Oh yeah... and I THINK what I was doing with that fit was staying at range and repping back in station when I took too much damage (I don't think I knew what reppers were at the time... stupid newfangled complicated thingys that steal your cap and use more blue and red bars than guns... hmph!)
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