EVE General Discussion

So i understand you want to join an alliance and you played eve where you kept your accounts going for ever end ever with plex and so you blew through your money and dont have anymore but you want to pvp somehow and you got an offer to an alliance but you dont want to say which one because omg sekret alliance that no one but me can know about and so that is a big deal you also dont want to have to write coherent sentences because using proper grammar is the sign of the bourgeois and of course unlike anyone who can write with decent grammar who clearly were trust fund babies you grew up in the projects and had to be your own man by the time you were 7 and i think you had to teach yourself to read as well so i understand you dont want anyone to yell at you about grammar because grammar is only for rich people with too much time on their hands so i think the best thing to do is consider that you want to find a pvp organization that absolutely never uses any sort of text or typing or has a forum or uses intel channels or names their ships because grammar is hard and you dont want to be confused when you see something in an intel channel like omg 40 hostile ships coming dock up your macks so instead you should focus on finding a corp in an alliance that doesnt have any of these things so maybe you want to look at a hisec mining corp oh but whoops you want pvp so that wont work so maybe you should go join goons but you know that isnt going to work anyway they would try to scam you maybe but you would never know because they use scary things like periods and apostrophies and how do you know if they are asking or telling you something since you dont know what a question mark is so then maybe goons arent the best idea how about raidendot they have really high standards i hear and are elite pvp players even though ohgod they own no space anymore and i think there was a whole thing with them losing tech moons too but thats ok you wont have to worry about reading anything since they dont even read their own ctas ever but thats ok so i say go join raidendot and add to their quality posting and pvping you will bring them up at least two points in posting quality oh but wait you already got an offer from the sekrit alliance that is probably where you want to go but what wilol you do for isk i think you might have to take over the sekret alliance diplomacy that way you can take your great typing skills to work for the betterment of the alliance that you join and they will probably be ok with giving you a plex or something for all your hard work but if not you know you can work your way up and then steal all their money then donate it to yourself or something then slink away for another few years where you pay continuously for a video game you dont even play because that is clearly normal in all regards when you have all that isk make sure you put it all in plexes and haul them around hisec in an iteron with no modules you will get all the pvp you could ever wnat but ohnoes you may not be able to shoot back the way you want so maybe instead you should put all those plex in something stronger you could use all your illgotten gains to buy a carrier in hisec so then you can put all the plex you bought with your stolen money in the carrier and fly it arund the system and get all the pvp you want just fill carrier with lots of small drones and when the rest of hisec tries to gank you you can get on all the killmails and your kill death ration will be leet like all the greatest pilots so then you can go join a leet alliance like you always wanted and get the best pvp in the game but maybe you dont want to be in hisec and do pvp so i hear you can join eve university and never get any pvp ever except maybe run an incursion or something and have an incursion fc who thinks hes actually relevent because he knows how to call out npcs in sequence and that is clearly a needed skill in real pvp corps you know we all need more fcs who know how to yell out now shoot the red cross thats small first this time so that skill clearly transfers to real pvp because you know incursion fcs are very proud of their experience so go join incursions maybe but i hear they got nerfed lol and you should ask darth about how bad the nerf was because now the billions worth of pimped out ships dont make unlimited isk anymore so that wont work for you either sorry i think we need to find something more your speed and based on the idiotic head in sandness of ccp over incarna i suggest you consider applying for a job as a ccp dev or something specializing in incarna and that way you will get all the pvp you will ever want because the whole game will spend years trying to hunt you down for stupidity but then again you know writing reports and maybe game designing is only for rich people who grew up with everything so thats not going to work either and im sorry buddy but im running out of ideas about what you can do to get the pvp you want maybe you should go join the secret alliance that gave you the offer i thing thats best or you know you could always just not play anymore you could keep paying for your accounts to get skillpoints till you are a bittervet and if you never fly in game you never need to type anything and that way no one will ever know your secret shame which im sure your mother tried her best but there was no grammar in the projects so she had to cry in shame so thats not the best idea so instead of that you could simply biomass your characters and close your accounts i know there is an option i encourage you to find under account management which will cancel all your accounts but first make sure you log in all your accounts and delete every character then once that is over you will be free and you can enjoy games where grammar doesnt matter like any shooter or hello kitty ill bet i know which one you prefer heh perhaps yelling at older people over vent or something while you teabag them might give you more fun.

How have you been a high sec carebear for 4 years without having 100b you can't figure out how to spend? You don't just fail at PvP, you also fail at being a carebear and that's pretty damn hard to do. You should biomass.

You clearly know nothing about low sec PvP and your spelling and grammar make me think you're the OP's alt.


I'm not exaggerating at all here. I'm being completely literal. I had better English skills than you when I was 6 years old and I'm not exactly the poster boy for perfect English myself. Dead parents are no excuse. You should try to be more like Batman. Now there's a mother****er who studies. For just this one post I'm not trying to flame. I'm trying to help you. Go back to school. I'm perfectly serious here. You look like you might have some kind of mental disability. Apart from the communication problems it causes, nobody is going to respect you when you don't even look as smart as their kids. Go take some online classes or hire a tutor or something. I promise you it will do you good.

Yeah I'll admit haven't done much lowsec pvp but I have seen enough frigs get insta popped in lowsec to gate and station guns. Also please don't insult me by comparing me to the OP. (I have trouble typeing on a tablet).

Who said i was broke in game if you call 6 bill broke if you haven't look at market prices yet then your more fail then me because i dont know about you but 6 bill wont go very far at PvP

Being his own man at 14 clearly didn't do much for his concept of wealth. Luckily, wealth is only for trust fund babies anyway. I especially liked the part where he said "6 Bill won't go far" right after he said how he was rich.

Why not, when you can laugh as they pop?

Oh well done with this thread none seems to have anything decent to say

ok your a forums warrior we all figured that out