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WTS 72m Amarr/Minmatar Cap and Subcap pilot for 1 Billion isk and a Haiku
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OninoTimmo
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#1 - 2012-04-27 19:41:11 UTC
Hi hello! Welcome to my thread! I am selling myself.

-8.6 Security status
No kill rights
Positive wallet

Jump clone 1: Full High-Grade Snake set with +5% hardwirings, located in low-sec
Jump clone 2: Low-grade Nomad set (with a Shaqil's Speed Enhancer instead of the Omega) and 5% hardwirings, located in NPC 0.0 with an interdiction Loki to get you wherever you want
Jump clone 3: half of a +4 set
Jump clone 4: no implants

Character Highlights:
Flies Amarr Carrier, Minmatar Carrier, Amarr Dread w/ T2 siege, Rorqual with JDC5
T2 Large Energy and Projectile Turret
Amarr and Minmatar BS 5, HACs 5, Recons 5, BC 5 in a week
Perfect support and gunnery skills

Just look at the skill sheet, it's a pretty good character!

Price:
1b isk and a haiku about the recent titan nerf. Multiple submissions allowed.

Auction ends when I lose my next Machariel (happens often) or get to DD something with my Avatar. However, I reserve the right to end this whenever I want if you all suck. Best haiku wins!
Heider
And Justice for All..
#2 - 2012-04-27 19:51:08 UTC


My submission for your enjoyment :

ROARING GUNS CHA-CHING
TOO MUCH ISK ITS GIVING YOU
HARDCORE NERF BAT SWING
Kimbo Slice Tekitsu
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#3 - 2012-04-27 19:53:23 UTC
roses are red
violets are blue
most titan nerfs haiku's rhyme
but this one doesn't
Bobbechk
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#4 - 2012-04-27 19:58:20 UTC
Locking targets three thereof
Giga pulse lasers wont even graze
I just saw a mallard outside


and in the traditional Haiku langauge and structure:

ザ
も
牧
草
文
句
た
だ
外
鴨
を
見
Kimbo Slice Tekitsu
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#5 - 2012-04-27 20:00:26 UTC
Should this titan die and die again a hundred times over,
White metal turning to dust, with or without trace of pilot,
My steadfast heart toward the titan, could it ever fade away?
OninoTimmo
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#6 - 2012-04-27 20:02:12 UTC
friend Kimbo Slice, your beautiful words leave my heart aflutter but I am afraid you do not know what a haiku is
aoeu Itonula
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#7 - 2012-04-27 20:03:54 UTC
Three target limit?
Doomsday cooldown rather long,
I only need one.
Neerg Ohu
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#8 - 2012-04-27 20:10:54 UTC
Titans ruled the world
Constant fear of the nerfbat
Pooped on by the devs
Heider
And Justice for All..
#9 - 2012-04-27 20:12:36 UTC
Remember back when
My anticipation high
Exodus: Red Moon Rising
Winchestori
State War Academy
Caldari State
#10 - 2012-04-27 20:12:41 UTC
beautiful toonie
i envy your titan skills
its your galaxy
Winchestori
State War Academy
Caldari State
#11 - 2012-04-27 20:16:21 UTC
fire fire fire captain
and shoot the bad eve guys please
a single tear falls
BillNyeTheEVEguy
Touch of Madness
#12 - 2012-04-27 20:16:49 UTC
XL turrets nerfed
Tempests, Onyxes dance past
The shots have all missed
Neerg Ohu
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#13 - 2012-04-27 20:18:57 UTC
POS dying
Cyno on the overview
Suddenly hot dropped
MRS P0TAT0HEAD
High Guard Command
#14 - 2012-04-27 20:19:47 UTC
hardest part wounded
streets full of pain a titan shakes
remorseful eyes met
Winchestori
State War Academy
Caldari State
#15 - 2012-04-27 20:21:47 UTC
vast black expanses
how stunning, and breath taking
a video game
Mane Frehm
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
#16 - 2012-04-27 20:23:24 UTC
Tracking is hard now
And where are all my targets?
No matter...I BLAP
Winchestori
State War Academy
Caldari State
#17 - 2012-04-27 20:24:11 UTC
a brave young pubbie
he found himself a new home
it's goon fleet dot com
Mrs Li
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#18 - 2012-04-27 20:25:39 UTC
archon's nipply engines
full bay of hobgoblin I's
cyno 100km off station
BillNyeTheEVEguy
Touch of Madness
#19 - 2012-04-27 20:25:44 UTC
The stars in the sky
Each one is my enemy
Can only lock three
Winchestori
State War Academy
Caldari State
#20 - 2012-04-27 20:30:09 UTC
chatter on mumble
an epic fleet fight ensues
...host disconnected
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