These forums have been archived and are now read-only.

The new forums are live and can be found at https://forums.eveonline.com/

Jita Park Speakers Corner

 
  • Topic is locked indefinitely.
 

War: What is it good for? Protecting Carebears.

First post
Author
Alekseyev Karrde
Noir.
Shadow Cartel
#1 - 2012-04-26 02:08:18 UTC  |  Edited by: Alekseyev Karrde
April 27, Goonswarm and their allies will descend upon Jita for a weekend of carnage to demonstrate their power by conducting what most expect to be a historic campaign to blockade empire's largest and most famous trade hub via targeted suicide ganking against freighters and random suicide ganks against everyone else. The motivations behind this are diverse but ultimately boil down to three things: It will be funny, empire is ****, and no one can stop us.

But empire players are not without a shield. Not a shield built of manipulating the cost of empire combat to shelter them from the game and not a shield of CCP removing non-consensual PVP from EVE. Running for CSM, I often said player problems should have player solutions. I told empire voters that if someone war decs you, they can shoot you but you can organize and shoot them back if the mechanic provides a level playing field. Likewise, 0.0 can to come into empire and try to impose their will and empire can fight back to make them pay for their hubris.

And so it begins.

Noir. and Moar Tears will lead the charge against the CFC, accompanied by empire's most familiar faces like The Orphanage, Red vs. Blue, and many more who are decing Goons/TEST or will be patrolling gates for suicide alts. These groups know empire is more than just a place for carebears, isolationists, and cowards and are willing to put their ships on the line to prove it. This isn't about victory, it's about defiance.

Goonswarm and the CFC have the numbers, they have the tech cartel ISK, they have the organization, they have over 9000 Tornadoes and Thrashers at the ready. Bring it all, every last pet and every last Rifter. Goons, Clusterf*ck: You are coming for tears. We are coming for you.

If you are interested in participating see this thread.

Alek the Kidnapper, Hero of the CSM

Snot Shot
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2012-04-26 02:54:53 UTC
Gankin goonies!!...Pirate

Twitter = @Snot_Shot  - “If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything"

evesnotshot.blogspot.com

Alekseyev Karrde
Noir.
Shadow Cartel
#3 - 2012-04-26 08:14:10 UTC
Clearly CFC is only sending their best and brightest posters. From some random member of TNT:

From: Ishimaru Hun
Sent: 2012.04.26 03:40
To: Alekseyev Karrde,

So apparently Noir. Merc Group just war decced us. You guys are absolute retards. We are a nulsec corp. hahahahaha. You wanna fight us? sure. Why not jump your big fat assets to VFK? We will happily fight you.

Alek the Kidnapper, Hero of the CSM

Snot Shot
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#4 - 2012-04-26 12:17:56 UTC
Not surprising. That’s the standard response you get from all the CFC 0.0 Alliances when they’re dec’d since none of them have ever actually fought as a stand-alone Alliance regardless of how small the threat is in comparison.

Noir (107 Members) dec’s TNT (1,361 Members) = "Try and make it out to 0.0 VFK where any one of the 31,500 pilots of the CFC can shoot you!" ….Roll
.

Twitter = @Snot_Shot  - “If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything"

evesnotshot.blogspot.com

FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#5 - 2012-04-26 14:35:03 UTC
Skunkworks, checking in. Assuming we can drunkenly stumble our way back into highsec from wherever this wormhole poops us out, at least some of us will be there for the festivities.

Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement.

Lapine Davion
Outer Ring Applied Logistics
#6 - 2012-04-27 05:32:42 UTC  |  Edited by: Lapine Davion
Look at all the masturbatin going on in this thread.

[b]Don't worry about posting with your main!  Post with your brain! "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."[/b]

Caimeka
Doomheim
#7 - 2012-04-27 05:36:06 UTC
TheMasterSenor
CreepShow K162
#8 - 2012-04-27 07:07:59 UTC  |  Edited by: TheMasterSenor
JITA BURNS P
Nicolo da'Vicenza
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#9 - 2012-04-27 07:21:47 UTC  |  Edited by: Nicolo da'Vicenza
everyone move on back to jita, aleks has saved it for the carebears
VCBee 180
State War Academy
Caldari State
#10 - 2012-04-27 09:36:06 UTC
it's like a who's-who of bad posters have assembled to defy us, with snot shot on point

knobber Jobbler
State War Academy
Caldari State
#11 - 2012-04-27 15:59:51 UTC
Aleks, isn't this sort of thing meant to be in one of the other forums? Like the GD or COAD?

This forum is for people to bring there ideas and issues to the CSM is it not?
Krios Ahzek
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#12 - 2012-04-27 19:24:36 UTC
So, did it work?

 Though All Men Do Despise Us

Alekseyev Karrde
Noir.
Shadow Cartel
#13 - 2012-04-30 07:01:39 UTC
knobber Jobbler wrote:
Aleks, isn't this sort of thing meant to be in one of the other forums? Like the GD or COAD?

This forum is for people to bring there ideas and issues to the CSM is it not?

It's also for CSMs to communicate back to the players. As a candidate, i talked loudly about sandbox and the place of the war dec system in it. There's also a lot ot interest in players in the highsec vs 0.0 dynamic both in the game and on the council. Burn Jita and Save Jita were great examples of this.

I will admit to adding a dramatic flare. Wouldn't want war to seem boring..

Alek the Kidnapper, Hero of the CSM

Arkon Olacar
black.listed
#14 - 2012-04-30 18:21:46 UTC
The 0rphanage killboard.

So they have a 61% isk efficiency against goons, and 54% against TEST... and 39% against a highsec noob alliance.

Lulz.
Pinky Feldman
Dirt 'n' Glitter
Local Is Primary
#15 - 2012-05-03 21:46:51 UTC
Arkon Olacar wrote:
The 0rphanage killboard.

So they have a 61% isk efficiency against goons, and 54% against TEST... and 39% against a highsec noob alliance.

Lulz.


You guys have really come into your own TBH and done quite well against your past few war decs. I'm sad that you guys didn't participate in the event as well. I think you could have done a lot of damage.
Brisco County
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#16 - 2012-05-04 22:19:13 UTC
So, in essence, spreading out guns on a group of tornadoes who are going to burn gloriously under CONCORD fire, so that you can wh*re killmails and use efficiency to gauge your success.

That is not success, my friend.