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Why the Goons won't burn Jita
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Untraceableone
Doomheim
#1 - 2012-04-26 18:23:07 UTC
Apparently Goons are burning Jita this weekend, but their master plan will be a failure.

I bet they are done burning Jita by Monday, and here's why:

1. Goons are impatient. They may be able to pay attention for a weekend, but they will never deal any significant damage.

2. Goons will be losing isk. They're going to be wasting 100m tornadoes to gank empty haulers and brick drakes. How long can they really keep this up.

3. Even if the Goons manage to gank ships, they wont make any money. People like me will be in super tanked ships stealing their loot and getting rich Twisted

4. Between the Orphanage, RVB and the other forces of hisec, Goons will be driven out of Jita. There are no nullsec blobs and supers in hisec, the goons will be dismantled without them.

5. If they suicide gank, there will be people shooting them. They will be piling up tons of lossmails and ruin their killboard efficiency, and that will make goon pilots not want to fight.

6. In order to actually burn Jita, they would have to blockade it of all ships for at least two weeks. They'll go broke first.

7. We'll be warning people off at the gates to Jita. Cant gank what's not there.

8. Their biggest ally, Test, just joined forces with PL to kill Goons. Goons cant risk burning Jita while their empire is being taken by nullsec alliances.


There is no way they can pull this off. Fail goons wish they could hurt hisec, but they will be driven off before Monday, mark my words. I'll be there in my abbadon tanking hundreds of millions worth of suicide gankers, whoring their killmails and looting their wrecks. By ganking jita, they're just making hisec more powerful and rich. We'll crush them TwistedTwistedTwisted
Bane Necran
Appono Astos
#2 - 2012-04-26 18:24:20 UTC
9. Goons live in fear of hisec alliances.

"In the void is virtue, and no evil. Wisdom has existence, principle has existence, the Way has existence, spirit is nothingness." ~Miyamoto Musashi
Katrina Oniseki
Oniseki-Raata Internal Watch
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#3 - 2012-04-26 18:25:07 UTC
Seems legit.

Katrina Oniseki
Karn Dulake
Doomheim
#4 - 2012-04-26 18:27:23 UTC  |  Edited by: Karn Dulake
To any Goons out there if you need a target painter or extra DPS killing this smug idiot i am happy to help.


I can get over how smug this post is


1. its only on for a few days tools

2. They are doing this for the lols not the isk

3. There killboards are terrible. There won most of their space using cheap throwaway ships to zerg rush far more expensive ships. Its part of there strategy and they dont care


Now look what you have bloody done, made me defend the Goons.

I hope you are happy with your smug self
I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion.
Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
#5 - 2012-04-26 18:27:37 UTC  |  Edited by: Mr Epeen
10. Burn Jita is after their bedtime and Mom says no more late nights until they get their grades up to a C average.

Mr Epeen Cool
T' Elk
Strategically Bad
Goonswarm Federation
#6 - 2012-04-26 18:27:54 UTC
I'll see you in jita this weekend, broski.

~Badposter since FOOOOREEEEEVAAAAAR~ I come back after 2 years to THIS? ~Now 4 years apparently
Morganta
The Greater Goon
#7 - 2012-04-26 18:28:31 UTC
yup, so ineffectual that you had to roll a posting alt out of fear

A+
ian papabear
No Regard.
#8 - 2012-04-26 18:29:37 UTC  |  Edited by: ian papabear
sounds legit,BUT

their alliance is comprised of thousands of members:

my guess is that they will chain their suicide ganking.. itd be pointless to have all your member do it at once. now if you chain your suicide ganking you can wreak havoc and have a steady flow of guys ganking while the others wait off their timer etc etc etc

BUT nice try posting from an alt

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Tinnin Sylph
Perkone
Caldari State
#9 - 2012-04-26 18:29:54 UTC
TWHC Assistant
#10 - 2012-04-26 18:31:12 UTC
Morganta wrote:
yup, so ineffectual that you had to roll a posting alt out of fear

A+

But he is shirtless. You have to give him that.
Bane Necran
Appono Astos
#11 - 2012-04-26 18:33:47 UTC
ian papabear wrote:
sounds legit,BUT

their alliance is comprised of thousands of members:


Many of which are spies. Some very deep, and very old. Pretty easy to infiltrate when all you have to do pay ten bucks.

But how would i know that. I'm just a stupid pubbie.

"In the void is virtue, and no evil. Wisdom has existence, principle has existence, the Way has existence, spirit is nothingness." ~Miyamoto Musashi
Steve Ronuken
Fuzzwork Enterprises
Vote Steve Ronuken for CSM
#12 - 2012-04-26 18:34:09 UTC
I guess all those ice miners in Gallente space were just exploding for weeks by themselves then?

Woo! CSM XI!

Fuzzwork Enterprises

Twitter: @fuzzysteve on Twitter
ian papabear
No Regard.
#13 - 2012-04-26 18:34:48 UTC
Bane Necran wrote:
ian papabear wrote:
sounds legit,BUT

their alliance is comprised of thousands of members:


Many of which are spies. Some very deep, and very old. Pretty easy to infiltrate when all you have to do pay ten bucks.

But how would i know that. I'm just a stupid pubbie.


if youre going to quote something, quote all of it and respond to everything that I said dont single out certain things

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Bane Necran
Appono Astos
#14 - 2012-04-26 18:36:21 UTC
ian papabear wrote:
if youre going to quote something, quote all of it and respond to everything that I said dont single out certain things


Admittedly, i didn't read past that point.

Sorry?

"In the void is virtue, and no evil. Wisdom has existence, principle has existence, the Way has existence, spirit is nothingness." ~Miyamoto Musashi
Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
#15 - 2012-04-26 18:37:11 UTC
You seem to hinge a lot of your conclusion on the basis of ISK being a factor…

You might have overlooked a few crucial details in your thinking.
Tinnin Sylph
Perkone
Caldari State
#16 - 2012-04-26 18:37:59 UTC
Tinnin Sylph wrote:
What's it like being a TEST alt?

https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=1134177#post1134177


You do realise that the post you just edited to say "offer withdrawn" also shows us the time and date that you edited it...

IE.

Edited by: Untraceableone
2012.04.26 135 Reason Not Specified.

I do hope you didn't just burn a spy character.

Heh.
Eliphal
Mare Crisium Industries
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#17 - 2012-04-26 18:39:18 UTC
Confirming that test has joined forces with pl to destroy goons.

We shall be there defending the good people of highsec from the goon menace. If we unite our forces against the goons, we can stop their reign of terror. Hi-sec will be safe once more.
Roll Sizzle Beef
Space Mutiny
#18 - 2012-04-26 18:39:20 UTC
Untraceableone wrote:


I bet they are done burning Jita by Monday, and here's why:


Because monday would no longer be the weekend.
Nil'kandra
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#19 - 2012-04-26 18:42:11 UTC
Eliphal wrote:
Confirming that test has joined forces with pl to destroy goons.

We shall be there defending the good people of highsec from the goon menace. If we unite our forces against the goons, we can stop their reign of terror. Hi-sec will be safe once more.


TEST: The hero hi-sec deserves.

Christ, do you deserve them and all the terrible that goes with.
Untraceableone
Doomheim
#20 - 2012-04-26 18:42:44 UTC
Roll Sizzle Beef wrote:
Untraceableone wrote:


I bet they are done burning Jita by Monday, and here's why:


Because monday would no longer be the weekend.


Exactly, they'll never last the weekend
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