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out with a bang.
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Bernie Nator
Seal Club Six
Plug N Play
#21 - 2012-04-17 14:32:50 UTC
Take it easy Buzzy. If you ever find yourself near Baltimore hit me up for a beer. I'll miss your amusing stories about then all failing.
BattleBeaver
Cheese Appreciation Society
#22 - 2012-04-18 17:30:10 UTC
Hahahaha!! Full of win!
Cool story, I thoroughly enjoyed it! The "umadbro" part was particularly funny!
Well played, sir!
I'll has some stuffz is there's any going begging :)
Take it steady.

*Slow clap*
Ka Jolo
The Tuskers
#23 - 2012-04-18 18:33:59 UTC
What a jerk.

Just because someone's an idiot doesn't mean I like it when you s**t all over him.

Representing the not-impressed faction here. Bye.
Masamune Dekoro
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#24 - 2012-04-18 22:38:10 UTC
Ka Jolo wrote:
What a jerk.

Just because someone's an idiot doesn't mean I like it when you s**t all over him.

Representing the not-impressed faction here. Bye.



Consider for a moment the sub-forum you are posting in.
Ka Jolo
The Tuskers
#25 - 2012-04-19 00:30:04 UTC
This is Crime and Punishment. I've been reading this forum for years. What's your point? You saying it's OK to steal from a corp but it's not OK to tsk-tsk over it in C&P?

I can tell you that not every active participant of C&R is delighted to read tales of people pretending to be friends and then betraying that trust. I am aware that many are; they posted in this thread their approval. I thought I'd post too; I didn't want the uninformed thinking everybody does it or everybody likes it.
FeAKz
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#26 - 2012-04-19 03:30:07 UTC
Ka Jolo wrote:
This is Crime and Punishment. I've been reading this forum for years. What's your point? You saying it's OK to steal from a corp but it's not OK to tsk-tsk over it in C&P?

I can tell you that not every active participant of C&R is delighted to read tales of people pretending to be friends and then betraying that trust. I am aware that many are; they posted in this thread their approval. I thought I'd post too; I didn't want the uninformed thinking everybody does it or everybody likes it.


^ This.

You haven't gone out with a bang, you went out with a fizzle. There is no challenge in what you did. If anything, you just did more damage to the game in relation to trust and new corp recruits, than you have anything else.

I especially liked this part: ***the CEO logs on TS FREAKING OUT. ”guys? how did i end up in my medical station? were we attacked?“***

If that's freaking out, I'd like to hear your definition of what a normal, reasonable person would call 'freaking out'.


Crime: 2/10
Write up: 3/10
Creative Bonus: 0/10

Total: 5/30

Thanks, you can leave now.
Kristopher Rocancourt
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#27 - 2012-04-20 14:19:38 UTC  |  Edited by: Kristopher Rocancourt
FeAKz wrote:
Ka Jolo wrote:
This is Crime and Punishment. I've been reading this forum for years. What's your point? You saying it's OK to steal from a corp but it's not OK to tsk-tsk over it in C&P?

I can tell you that not every active participant of C&R is delighted to read tales of people pretending to be friends and then betraying that trust. I am aware that many are; they posted in this thread their approval. I thought I'd post too; I didn't want the uninformed thinking everybody does it or everybody likes it.


^ This.

You haven't gone out with a bang, you went out with a fizzle. There is no challenge in what you did. If anything, you just did more damage to the game in relation to trust and new corp recruits, than you have anything else.

I especially liked this part: ***the CEO logs on TS FREAKING OUT. ”guys? how did i end up in my medical station? were we attacked?“***

If that's freaking out, I'd like to hear your definition of what a normal, reasonable person would call 'freaking out'.


Crime: 2/10
Write up: 3/10
Creative Bonus: 0/10

Total: 5/30

Thanks, you can leave now.


mmm best tears ever.


the butthurtedness is strong in this one.

http://killalliance.co.uk/tears/tears-holeysheet/

Daemon Ceed
Ice Fire Warriors
#28 - 2012-04-20 17:35:50 UTC  |  Edited by: Daemon Ceed
Kristopher Rocancourt wrote:
FeAKz wrote:
Ka Jolo wrote:
This is Crime and Punishment. I've been reading this forum for years. What's your point? You saying it's OK to steal from a corp but it's not OK to tsk-tsk over it in C&P?

I can tell you that not every active participant of C&R is delighted to read tales of people pretending to be friends and then betraying that trust. I am aware that many are; they posted in this thread their approval. I thought I'd post too; I didn't want the uninformed thinking everybody does it or everybody likes it.


^ This.

You haven't gone out with a bang, you went out with a fizzle. There is no challenge in what you did. If anything, you just did more damage to the game in relation to trust and new corp recruits, than you have anything else.

I especially liked this part: ***the CEO logs on TS FREAKING OUT. ”guys? how did i end up in my medical station? were we attacked?“***

If that's freaking out, I'd like to hear your definition of what a normal, reasonable person would call 'freaking out'.


Crime: 2/10
Write up: 3/10
Creative Bonus: 0/10

Total: 5/30

Thanks, you can leave now.


mmm best tears ever.
BB approves [via this alt thats also about to expire]

the butthurtedness is strong in this one.




I personally can't tell if hesmadbro or if jealous. Besides, who the hell made him the Simon Cowell of judging C+P posts?

@ Kristopher Rocancourt

Lame Rebuttal: 0/10
Posting like coward with a forum alt: 0/10
Insulting someone who actually *DID* something recently worth noting: 0/10

Total: 0/30 + Failwhale award.
Kristopher Rocancourt
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#29 - 2012-04-21 12:33:02 UTC
Ceed, u dont get it meng. This is Buzzy's alt. I just logged on to troll before this account melts too.


http://killalliance.co.uk/tears/tears-holeysheet/

Baby Smacker
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#30 - 2012-05-02 15:17:10 UTC
excellent read. good luck in real life
CoLe Blackblood
the united
#31 - 2012-05-02 15:49:11 UTC
I was expecting some POS bowling or at least a little ludicrousocraty, not blue on blue pron. >snoooooore<
GreasyCarl Semah
A Game as Old as Empire
#32 - 2012-05-02 16:18:55 UTC
I joined a new corp and attacked them while they were AFK. Look at me, I'm cool. High five guys!
Jacob Staffuer
Doomheim
#33 - 2012-05-02 16:24:24 UTC
Seriously people, the whole "invoice" thing is old. Very old. New material. It's time to get some.
Jacob Staffuer
Doomheim
#34 - 2012-05-02 16:30:53 UTC
BTW Check OP's employment history and you will quickly see this is fake.

-1 for fakeposting.
Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#35 - 2012-05-02 22:46:17 UTC
Joining a fail corp without even knowing where they operate then epically 'swapping' a Loki after killing an afker and believing its postworthy is entirely believable from the op

(ಠ_ృ) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (ಠ_ృ)
Smegma Cheesedog
Doomheim
#36 - 2012-05-04 00:55:40 UTC
^ whatevs Spank-Ho
Carena
Hogyoku
Goonswarm Federation
#37 - 2012-05-04 12:01:37 UTC
Very well written! A great laugh first thing in the morning is a great way to start the day Lol
Rhealee
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#38 - 2012-05-04 15:37:34 UTC
Fact or fiction who cares it puts a smile on my face and brings back many pleasant memories. +1
Sugar Diick
Suddenly Violence
#39 - 2012-05-04 17:46:22 UTC
Jacob Staffuer wrote:
BTW Check OP's employment history and you will quickly see this is fake.

-1 for fakeposting.


Learn how to timeline you ******* noob.
He resubbed for another month.
Gorki Andropov
I Dn't Knw Wht You Wnt Bt I Cn't Gve It Anymre
#40 - 2012-05-05 10:43:15 UTC
Sugar Diick wrote:
Jacob Staffuer wrote:
BTW Check OP's employment history and you will quickly see this is fake.

-1 for fakeposting.


Learn how to timeline you ******* noob.
He resubbed for another month.




Lulzy name, expect a nerf very soon
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