Alliance & Corporation Recruitment Center

Ardent spirits is always open for recruitment for the right players.

Requirement 1 - player maturity

We are looking for players who are vaguely mature and adult in their in-game behavior. We have a firm no smack talk rule, and speaking like a ****** an especially challenged and gifted individual will get you booted immediately. You are in a bunch of grumpy old bastards diverse group of men and women a woman. Prejudice, racism, homophobic comments or puerile drivel just isn't what we're looking for most days. As a result of this requirement, the average age of our player base is quite a bit older than retirement age in most countries EVE's average.

We understand that life comes first and that wife aggro is a ***** and that RL must take precedence over a pastime such as a game. We do however require that when you are able to game, you do so pursuing common interests and not just mindlessly missioning as a priority over personal ones.

We require all our players to be able to act as a diplomat or recruiter at all times. For us to be prepared to allow you to represent the Corp, you must have a minimum of conversational maturity when sober.

Requirement 2 - character maturity

We are looking to achieve goals in sov space that require a certain minimum of game experience and manual dexterity. While some new people to the game learn quickly by virtue of bad parenting letting them play games too much, mostly this is found in players of a certain skill point minimum.

As our nature is null sec, a minimum of certain skills is required:

Min SP: 15 mil
Skills: Fly fully fit T2 BC, including T2 shield AND armor tank abilities, ability to fly a cloaky ship (recon, SB, covert ops), Elite cruiser of some kind (armor or shield tank), specialize in at least 1 other support ship (interdictor, interceptor, logistics, ecm, command, etc)

Requirement 3 - team player

We are looking to achieve things in the game that require we are working together. As part of this policy, every new applicant must be prepared to take one for become an integral part of our team. This means Teamspeak is a requirement as is being able to tone down any stupid accents.

This also means that you must be located in our current operating theater within 7 days of joining, with your combat ships. Also, you must have participated in combat fleet ops within the first month otherwise why the **** join.

Also, as part of our joint responsibility, every player must be prepared to take their turn leading the team. This means everyone must be prepared to be a fleet commander. No exceptions. Within the first few roams, you will FC for us and if you get us all killed, you failed.

Requirement 4 - pvp ability

As a null sec Corp, it is a necessity of our existence that we be willing, able and ready to defend our space at all times. Pure industrialist players are unable to be invited at this time we've already got pets and children, thanks.

You must be prepared to defend our space. This is usually reflected in quick look at your killboard. If your kill board stats are not matching up with what you're telling us, we might be prepared to take you on for the first month to fleet with us and show your willingness to learn and preparedness to fly a bait badger.

Requirement 5 - Sense of humor (A MUST)

While this might sound like we are asking a lot, we are not a Corp that forgets that the reason we do this is for the RMT fun of it. The buzz that comes from doing something difficult and hard, and the pure sense of satisfaction from knowing that you just made a spotty 13 year old a respected and challenging opponent in Russia on the other side of the globe spit his vodka chips all over his monitor when you podded him.

TLDR;
For pew, goodfites, null and fun join RDNT. public channel or mail me.

REPoASTEd for any interested US pilots and for comprehension sake. We don't randomly throw "U's" in our words for the hell of it.

AMERICA, F YEAH!

bump for gudfites

good fights!

Bump for epic fleet fights in Delve

We have an abundance of lolcats in our corp, and frankly we could use some more members to help take care of them. THINK OF THE KITTEHS!


*gratuitous pew pew included

Come be a part of the THUNDERDOME! Plus, if you join now, we'll throw in "SHOOTING GOONS" absolutely free! THAT'S RIGHT! Absolutely free!