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Who's really behind the planned attack on Jita?
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T-B0NE
Doomheim
#21 - 2012-04-14 00:53:22 UTC
It was my idea, but then I got mittani'd and ran at the mouth. Cry

“Death and destruction are necessary to the health of the world, and therefore as natural, and lovable, as birth and life. Only priests and born cowards moan and weep over dying. Brave men face it with approving nonchalance." - Ragnar Redbeard
T-B0NE
Doomheim
#22 - 2012-04-14 00:54:58 UTC
Bane Necran wrote:
We need some reptilian shapeshifters involved somehow.

Around these parts thems called Amarrians boy.

“Death and destruction are necessary to the health of the world, and therefore as natural, and lovable, as birth and life. Only priests and born cowards moan and weep over dying. Brave men face it with approving nonchalance." - Ragnar Redbeard
Serene Repose
#23 - 2012-04-14 03:50:30 UTC
What's behind the Jita attack is what's behind everyone; an ass!

We must accommodate the idiocracy.
Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#24 - 2012-04-15 08:21:00 UTC
I have no idea what you're talking about, tbh.

What i find rather ... amusing ... is the timing of things.

There's a war themed patch coming, with an escalation beforehand, (war without escalation beforehand makes no sense)
and SURPRISINGLY the biggest content generating alliance starts something that fits PERFECTLY
right for this escalation patch ...
Grumpymunky
Monkey Steals The Peach
#25 - 2012-04-15 08:23:49 UTC
Klown Walk wrote:
I am.
No, me! Pick me! Big smile

Post with your monkey.

Thread locked due to lack of pants.
Raven Ether
Doomheim
#26 - 2012-04-15 08:30:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Raven Ether
Luxi Daphiti wrote:
This entire saga, the banning of the Mitanii and the planed invasion of Jita, is all part of a cleverly orchestrated plan by none other then one Miss Neyix: http://community.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1572490

She must have gone to the fanfest with the explicit intent of causing a leader of a major corporation to 'slip up'. Maybe it was her who encouraged The Mitanni, through seductive and flirtatious behaviour none the less, to drink more then he should have (maybe he even conconspired with Neyix to commit such a faux pas!) which would subsequently lead to his temporary ban and henceforth the planned invasion of Jita. Which would, doubtlessly, leave the trade hub weak and defenceless. A perfect time for her troops to move in and take control. Who knows how many corporations she has under her wing, how many puppets she has covertly gathered in the last seven months - all waiting for this perfect storm to erupt to make their move!

Furthermore, it is now easy to see why Hulkageddon was unexpectedly delayed to coincide with the Goonswarm invasion: it will reduce the capacity for Neyix's enemies to construct the necessary ships and to oppose her invasion, making it far easier for her Coup d'état to succeed! It's all part of her complex strategy!




INB4 Tinfoil hats! Mine are all ready! Blink





IT'S COUP D'ETAT!!!!


EDIT: I for one, welcome our military overlords.
Himnos Altar
An Errant Venture
#27 - 2012-04-15 10:04:28 UTC
Luxi Daphiti wrote:
This entire saga, the banning of the Mitanii and the planed invasion of Jita, is all part of a cleverly orchestrated plan by none other then one Miss Neyix: http://community.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1572490

She must have gone to the fanfest with the explicit intent of causing a leader of a major corporation to 'slip up'. Maybe it was her who encouraged The Mitanni, through seductive and flirtatious behaviour none the less, to drink more then he should have (maybe he even conconspired with Neyix to commit such a faux pas!) which would subsequently lead to his temporary ban and henceforth the planned invasion of Jita. Which would, doubtlessly, leave the trade hub weak and defenceless. A perfect time for her troops to move in and take control. Who knows how many corporations she has under her wing, how many puppets she has covertly gathered in the last seven months - all waiting for this perfect storm to erupt to make their move!

Furthermore, it is now easy to see why Hulkageddon was unexpectedly delayed to coincide with the Goonswarm invasion: it will reduce the capacity for Neyix's enemies to construct the necessary ships and to oppose her invasion, making it far easier for her Coup d'état to succeed! It's all part of her complex strategy!




INB4 Tinfoil hats! Mine are all ready! Blink





WRONG.

it's CHRIBBA.

Chribba and Mittens having been having an affair for years, though they've kept it quiet, even from Mittens' wife. Now, with Mittens' banning, the pair are working to drive mineral prices even higher.

Fun fact--the Veldnaught runs on rarified carebear tears, which supercharges its miners to actually mine 12x the normal rate. Chribba will be using the massive amounts of Jita tears to turbocharge his miners even further, and make a ton of money out of the rise in mineral prices.


that or Mittens thought it would be lots of fun to troll the EVE community, but when has that EVER happened in the past? Roll
Miss Whippy
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#28 - 2012-04-15 11:06:47 UTC
I used to be behind the attacks, until I discovered Smirnoff.

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