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Graic Gabtar
The Lemon Party
#1 - 2012-04-13 03:52:23 UTC
What is with all your "buff the tank!" tears?

Are you so fearful of events planned for a few weeks in the future you think ORE will miraculously release a Hulk update to spare you from the Alpha?

It's a thin walled cargo container overloaded with mining lasers not a pwnmobile. If you want safer mining use a BS.

EVE is not safe, life is dangerous even for you nancy boy immortals.

And no place is less safe than the dank, scum stained walls of my **** dungeon in the "Jolly Rogering Rifter".

So the next time you are sitting in space bitching and moaning about a total lack of security in you overpriced Tritanium sucking machine think about how worse it could be chained to my wall, ball gagged and being pounded mercilessly. Again and again and again.

No clone jump for you *****.

Cry babies.
Ironwomen
Uber Awesome Fantastico Awesomeness Group
#2 - 2012-04-13 03:54:14 UTC
TLDR:

I'm a retart and need to have tears about tears.
Brock Nelson
#3 - 2012-04-13 03:58:53 UTC
Confirming that nothing will save hulks from gankers

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D3F4ULT
#4 - 2012-04-13 04:36:43 UTC
I'm not even mad.

"Bow down before the one you serve, you're going to get what you deserve"
Herping yourDerp
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#5 - 2012-04-13 04:48:54 UTC
its just another change that has been long needed, just about all t2 ships need a EHP buff, short of command ships maybe.
Sandra Vellocet
Extended Industries
#6 - 2012-04-13 06:09:04 UTC
Sigh... Another "eve is not safe" eve expert
Romar Agent
Doomheim
#7 - 2012-04-13 06:12:32 UTC
Graic Gabtar wrote:
... If you want safer mining use a BS. ...

What he said.

Or choose a quiet constellation and hope the odds are in your favour...
Bubanni
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2012-04-13 06:20:36 UTC
confirming more and more gankers are ganking outside of hulkageddon... it's no longer a planned event only, we do it because it's fun

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Ildryn
IDLE INTENTIONS
#9 - 2012-04-13 06:22:33 UTC
Ironwomen wrote:
TLDR:

I'm a retart and need to have tears about tears.


irony?
Degren
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2012-04-13 07:01:23 UTC
Ildryn wrote:
Ironwomen wrote:
TLDR:

I'm a retart and need to have tears about tears.


irony?


I hope it was irony for the sake of irony

Hello, hello again.
Vaerah Vahrokha
Vahrokh Consulting
#11 - 2012-04-13 07:03:13 UTC
Confirming that 2 other threads on the same matter were not enough. Unique forum snowflakes and stuff.

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Serene Repose
#12 - 2012-04-13 07:25:43 UTC
So....OP....when's your 13th birthday? I was thinking of getting you a monogrammed bib. Cool

We must accommodate the idiocracy.
Graic Gabtar
The Lemon Party
#13 - 2012-04-13 07:29:53 UTC
Serene Repose wrote:
So....OP....when's your 13th birthday? I was thinking of getting you a monogrammed bib. Cool

Oh man, to be 13 again.

I got my first shuttle at 13. Used to fly out to Placid to pick up bumpkin whores.

Happy days.
SGT Smeagol
Doomheim
#14 - 2012-04-13 07:32:49 UTC
this will be the 5th hulkageddon i've mined through with my hulk.
way over blown bunch of nothing special.
Failccpfails
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#15 - 2012-04-13 07:34:26 UTC
Degren wrote:
Ildryn wrote:
Ironwomen wrote:
TLDR:

I'm a retart and need to have tears about tears.


irony?


I hope it was irony for the sake of irony



lol you guys know ****** is well look...

retart is not, likely the reason for it.
Jorma Morkkis
State War Academy
Caldari State
#16 - 2012-04-13 07:42:05 UTC
Graic Gabtar wrote:
Alpha


Sorry, triple tanked Cane isn't scary.
Joran Dravius
Doomheim
#17 - 2012-04-13 08:18:53 UTC
Romar Agent wrote:
Graic Gabtar wrote:
... If you want safer mining use a BS. ...

What he said.

Or choose a quiet constellation and hope the odds are in your favour...

I'm not a miner and even I think that's a stupid suggestion. Do the miners tell you to fight in a hulk?
Romar Agent
Doomheim
#18 - 2012-04-13 10:41:51 UTC
Joran Dravius wrote:
Romar Agent wrote:
Graic Gabtar wrote:
... If you want safer mining use a BS. ...

What he said.

Or choose a quiet constellation and hope the odds are in your favour...

I'm not a miner and even I think that's a stupid suggestion. Do the miners tell you to fight in a hulk?

We actually have a BS mining policy during Hulkageddon - unless a member would want to risk a personal Hulk.

But Hulkageddon is not for mining, it's for selling minerals and producing Hulks - that should keep anyone busy enough.
Graic Gabtar
The Lemon Party
#19 - 2012-04-13 11:00:10 UTC
Ah, you're all ******* weak!
Jorma Morkkis
State War Academy
Caldari State
#20 - 2012-04-13 11:07:23 UTC
Graic Gabtar wrote:
Ah, you're all ******* weak!


Can't go to gym for a month or so. Can't do anything about it. Doctor's orders.
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