Alliance & Corporation Recruitment Center

and then i kinda sat with my legs open and my shorts situated so she could she my........... Hey is that camera on? Look at brens head, then look at my pen15 , then back at Brens head, now look at my pen15 again. Does it look like Bren has a small head to you? Anyway I digress.

Guys do yourself a favor and join O.U.C.H. We always know when Bren's group gets a new member. In he pops into k-qwhe and warps straight to the cl gate like he just cashed a plex and is on his way to jita. We look dumbfounded for a minute , then we jump on him and send him to the Hemin hospital. We are on coms saying fresh meat, fresh meat. Then after a couple weeks we see the same guy, and now hes a sneaky little c()nt who gets through. OUCH members are prized kills, even though the ship is cheap as shite. Its because they are hard to catch. Crafty Sons of beaches. The intructors are the most prized of all, and you can see by our killboard that it is very rare we ever get one.

If your yearning for the learning this is the place to go. These cats can teach you the basics to staying alive. Or you can pass and come to k-q, where a4d will smash your wagon and take your candy. Well you hope thats all we take.

Love you guys at OUCH , your doing it right guys. Your making it hard to get kills, but when we do its like fapping to pron.


PS, when you talk to Bren, dont mention the fish smell.

What hours do you keep, OUCH that is?

Psi,

I am interested in joining, but would it be worth it for me, considering my play times are a few hours before and after downtime?

Thanks.

We post our training schedule at the beginning of each month. If your play time is rigidly restricted, it may impact how quickly you can complete the training. But we've had very few people join who have been completely unable to complete due to time restrictions. My suggestion is to join us, review our scheduling, and see if it can work for you. We are an open university. You are free to join and free to leave if it doesn't fit your needs.

Looking forward to seeing you in corp chat.

Do you like teaching other people?
Do you think that eve is an ever learning place, and you can never know it all?


Then join ouch. First we'll teach you how to survive in nullsec and give you basic knowledge for pvp.
If you'll follow the rules and fly smart, you'll die much less, kill more and graduate with a medal.

However, if you feel like graduation is not the end of it, if you'll play eve in the way we play it, and we like you, senior staff of ouch might let you stay as a permanent member of ouch.
For permanent members, we have even more advanced training programs that you can receive. Like: Greatly mproving that basic knowledge of pvp by practice, flying bigger and better hulls efficiently, how to be a master tackler, how to FC properly, etc.

The training never ends.
Join ouch and start learning :)

APC, as a student you will only use t1 frigs and t1 fitting, so any losses won't really cost you that much!

You will always be welcome to join!

OUCH is about learning how to live and survive in low and nullsec, and having a lot of fun while you learn.
Come join OUCH . All you have to do is apply to join. Why wait join now.

You can submit an application to Open University of Celestial Hardship. It looks like you're already in an NPC corp. Or, you can talk to someone in the OUCH-UNI channel.

We teach our students in high sec and recommend they mission there in between classes to make the isk to afford their ships. Our T1 frigate fits for students are very inexpensive so you should be able to afford your losses while you are with us.

We don't teach you how to make isk, so you're going to have to figure out how to afford future shinies on your own.