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RISE CAREBEARS, RISE!
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Mistress Lilu
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#1 - 2012-03-29 20:15:16 UTC
All the carebears rise to your callin.
Goons have declared war upon jita and the people they call carebears.
Rise and show the power of the carebear, as wiz did.
The day is slowly approaching, form up. Call upon your fellow carebears, call upon your friends and give the goons a day they will never forget.
Declare those wardecs,
stop the mitardis and their puppets.
Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
#2 - 2012-03-29 20:15:53 UTC
Burn it down!

☼

There's a million angry citizens looking down their tubes..at me.
Graic Gabtar
The Lemon Party
#3 - 2012-03-29 20:17:48 UTC
I'd be much happier if it all simply burned to the ground.

And consumed everyone.

Yes. That would please me.
Jessie-A Tassik
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#4 - 2012-03-29 20:18:19 UTC
Mistress Lilu wrote:
All the carebears rise to your callin.
Goons have declared war upon jita and the people they call carebears.
Rise and show the power of the carebear, as wiz did.
The day is slowly approaching, form up. Call upon your fellow carebears, call upon your friends and give the goons a day they will never forget.
Declare those wardecs,
stop the mitardis and their puppets.


That's nice Null Bear.

You have CCP on your side rigging the game in your favor though.
Karl Hobb
Imperial Margarine
#5 - 2012-03-29 20:18:51 UTC
Mistress Lilu wrote:
Rise and show the power of the carebear, as wiz did.

lawl.

A professional astro-bastard was not available so they sent me.
Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
#6 - 2012-03-29 20:20:42 UTC
I got this thing I gotta do at this place at that time that's really maybe completely sorta almost important soooo...ya know...go team!
Amity Lane
Hek Mining Association
#7 - 2012-03-29 20:22:13 UTC
Carebears gonna care. Or bear.
Goonswarm gonna goon. Or swarm. Or federate.

I think I'll be Australian for a day in April...just wait for everyone else to kill one another, then come out from behind the bush with a salvaging ute and a beer and make a fortune.
Ammzi
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#8 - 2012-03-29 20:22:18 UTC
Or just anchor cans with the caption "Goons, u mad bro?"
Rek Seven
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2012-03-29 20:23:09 UTC
OR... go on about your business and use one of the other market hubs.

The wishlist is pretty much complete...
Kara Roideater
#10 - 2012-03-29 20:24:16 UTC
Am hoping null-sec opponents will turn up in empty orcas and freighters to let CONCORD do their killing for them Bear

What better setup could the Goons provide to help their enemies drain their coffers.

Everyone who doesn't want to sacrifice a big ship to give the goonies a black eye should just swamp Jita with empty cheap industrial ships. Every one the goons pop will cost them isk and inconvenience their pilots with sec status loss and the indy pilots get the satisfaction of a dead goon. Plus, the goons get to feel good too about how killing people is more important than losing isk (even if they get killed too). Basically, everyone wins. Although the Goons will lose in terms of relative expenses. Pirate
Pok Nibin
Doomheim
#11 - 2012-03-29 20:27:17 UTC
Jessie-A Tassik wrote:


That's nice Null Bear.

You have CCP on your side rigging the game in your favor though.

What planet did you just wander in from? It is widely known across these regions that the game is tilted heavily in favor of the criminal element, and encourages criminal behavior. If it weren't, piracy and "suicide ganking" wouldn't be lucrative, but they certainly would be dangerous in a career changing way.

The right to free speech doesn't automatically carry with it the right to be taken seriously.
Jessie-A Tassik
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#12 - 2012-03-29 20:33:38 UTC
Pok Nibin wrote:
Jessie-A Tassik wrote:


That's nice Null Bear.

You have CCP on your side rigging the game in your favor though.

What planet did you just wander in from? It is widely known across these regions that the game is tilted heavily in favor of the criminal element, and encourages criminal behavior. If it weren't, piracy and "suicide ganking" wouldn't be lucrative, but they certainly would be dangerous in a career changing way.


Don't forget the War Dec shield.

Cause War Dec'ing Null Bears makes Mittani cry.

And boy is he good at crying.
Rico Minali
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#13 - 2012-03-29 20:34:29 UTC
STOP THIS CRAZY TALK OF PVP! THINK OF YOUR WALLETS!

Trust me, I almost know what I'm doing.
Plaude Pollard
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2012-03-29 21:03:42 UTC
Rek Seven wrote:
OR... go on about your business and use one of the other market hubs.

I was just about to suggest that too. At least not everyone here are a bunch of pathological, bloodthirsty, homicidal maniacs. I'll just keep on using Dodixie. Not just because it's better, it's also safer and a lot closer to where I hang out.

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Adriel Malakai
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#15 - 2012-03-29 21:08:04 UTC
Mistress Lilu wrote:
All the carebears rise to your callin.
Goons have declared war upon jita and the people they call carebears.
Rise and show the power of the carebear, as wiz did.
The day is slowly approaching, form up. Call upon your fellow carebears, call upon your friends and give the goons a day they will never forget.
Declare those wardecs,
stop the mitardis and their puppets.


First, it was The Wis.

Second, he actually is a pretty cool dude who wants everyone to calm down and get over it.

Thrid, please put the decs in carebears - it's fun pew pewing downies. Twisted
Momoyo
Rivinshield Trading Inc.
#16 - 2012-03-29 22:06:22 UTC
I would love every carebear corp in eve to sink trillions in Wardeccing teh CFC. Makes our job easier.
SmilingVagrant
Doomheim
#17 - 2012-03-29 22:11:11 UTC
I want them to try invading.
Solhild
Doomheim
#18 - 2012-03-29 22:14:41 UTC
Being an alpha clone in a reaper with cyno skills doesn't particularly encourage me to rise in hisec - but I'll happily change my clone station to watch.

What's happening & where & when?
Rico Minali
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#19 - 2012-03-29 22:14:49 UTC
Joke thread is a joke. When i posted a thread to say lets have at it and not have concord everyone accused me of trying to make them play my way and got upset.

This is just wordplay and forum warrioring, hisec wont rise up except when they see their wallet flashing.

Trust me, I almost know what I'm doing.
Fredfredbug4
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#20 - 2012-03-29 22:25:52 UTC
I have a copy of the carebear dictionary to serve as a translator while trying to figure out what they're incoherent crying means and I believe they don't have the equivalent of the word "war" in their language. Their oversized paws also makes it difficult to aim guns.

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