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OMG THIS IS HORRIBLE
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Anya Klibor
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#1 - 2012-03-29 01:57:01 UTC
So, anyone else enjoying the irony of Goons crying?

Leadership is something you learn. Maybe one day, you'll learn that.
Pillowtalk
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2012-03-29 01:59:44 UTC
Anya Klibor wrote:
So, anyone else enjoying the irony of Goons crying?


Im heading to Wal-Mart in about 15 minutes to buy every paper towel they have so I can soak up every last tear and enjoy them at my leisure.

Don't violence me bro!
Anya Klibor
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#3 - 2012-03-29 02:01:15 UTC
Pillowtalk wrote:
Anya Klibor wrote:
So, anyone else enjoying the irony of Goons crying?


Im heading to Wal-Mart in about 15 minutes to buy every paper towel they have so I can soak up every last tear and enjoy them at my leisure.


I'll go clean out Target, then. Maybe his The Party Store, too!

Leadership is something you learn. Maybe one day, you'll learn that.
stoicfaux
#4 - 2012-03-29 02:01:18 UTC  |  Edited by: stoicfaux
Not only are they tasty tears, but they're '25% alcohol by volume' tears!

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.
OfBalance
Caldari State
#5 - 2012-03-29 02:02:18 UTC
Pillowtalk wrote:
Im heading to Wal-Mart in about 15 minutes


Better not be late to work.
Minabunny
Bogus Brothers Corporation
#6 - 2012-03-29 02:02:58 UTC
I just wish I could bottle the tears and sell them.
stoicfaux
#7 - 2012-03-29 02:03:51 UTC
Minabunny wrote:
I just wish I could bottle the tears and sell them.

Get a liquor license first.

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.
Kai Tel
State War Academy
Caldari State
#8 - 2012-03-29 02:05:39 UTC
Yeah. Kind of. It's not so funny all of a sudden when they are on the losing end and they REALLY do cry louder than any put upon carebear I've met or seen in game. On the plus side it was even a nice excuse to enjoy a bowl of ice cream while reading the forums. I am perking a rich and fine coffeee now. I might finish the night with a fine dessert wine I've been saving. I mean seeing an actual bully group get theirs and cry about it is just ... Well, it's like Christmas.
Headerman
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#9 - 2012-03-29 02:06:34 UTC
Looks like they may have cried themselves to sleep now...

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Pillowtalk
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#10 - 2012-03-29 02:07:46 UTC
OfBalance wrote:
Pillowtalk wrote:
Im heading to Wal-Mart in about 15 minutes


Better not be late to work.



Oh I won't be, see I'm your mom's manager. If she shows up late or hung over one more time I get to fire her. Believe me. I'll be early!

Don't violence me bro!
Anya Klibor
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2012-03-29 02:09:48 UTC
Pillowtalk wrote:
OfBalance wrote:
Pillowtalk wrote:
Im heading to Wal-Mart in about 15 minutes


Better not be late to work.



Oh I won't be, see I'm your mom's manager. If she shows up late or hung over one more time I get to fire her. Believe me. I'll be early!


I like you. You can stay!

Leadership is something you learn. Maybe one day, you'll learn that.
Aranakas
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#12 - 2012-03-29 02:19:02 UTC
ALSO IN THE NEWS TODAY:

Many messages sent to CONCORD regarding CSM chair. Letters unreadable due to being soaked.
20 new aquatic moons were just discovered in place of previously barren worlds. Found to be made up of tears of goons.
60 new ice fields have appeared in nullsec, believed to be made up of frozen goon teardrops.
12 space stations have just been forced to evacuate due to massive flooding from an unknown source.
Goon tears are discovered to cure cancer. Billions of lives have been saved.
Over a hundred goons have been found in their hydrostatic capsules, reportedly suffering crushed organs due to high fluid pressure.
Goon Tears replace Tritanium as the most-traded commodity in Jita today.
New spaceship design developed in response to abundant fuel source, a hydrogen fusion-engine Titan fuelled by goon tears.
Goon tears threaten to replace Helium as the galaxy's second-most abundant resource, after Hydrogen (of which they are composed)

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Mistress Lilu
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#13 - 2012-03-29 02:21:32 UTC
anyone who can catch and pack mitardis tears would be like having holy water.
I would give my dogs left cracker jack nut for it.
stoicfaux
#14 - 2012-03-29 02:23:51 UTC
Aranakas wrote:
ALSO IN THE NEWS TODAY:

Many messages sent to CONCORD regarding CSM chair. Letters unreadable due to being soaked.
20 new aquatic moons were just discovered in place of previously barren worlds. Found to be made up of tears of goons.
60 new ice fields have appeared in nullsec, believed to be made up of frozen goon teardrops.
12 space stations have just been forced to evacuate due to massive flooding from an unknown source.
Goon tears are discovered to cure cancer. Billions of lives have been saved.
Over a hundred goons have been found in their hydrostatic capsules, reportedly suffering crushed organs due to high fluid pressure.
Goon Tears replace Tritanium as the most-traded commodity in Jita today.
New spaceship design developed in response to abundant fuel source, a hydrogen fusion-engine Titan fuelled by goon tears.
Goon tears threaten to replace Helium as the galaxy's second-most abundant resource, after Hydrogen (of which they are composed)

Also, there was a minor fire in the Jita 4-4 station today, when a zero-g swimming pool full of Mittani tears combusted.

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.
Jack Parr
Kzinti Hegemony
#15 - 2012-03-29 02:24:22 UTC
Anya Klibor wrote:
So, anyone else enjoying the irony of Goons crying?


remember that monument that everyone shot up and ccp altered the game to show it as damaged? maybe ccp will alter the game again so every time you shoot a goonie or pet (test) they drop a bottle of tears.

"The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average goon."      - The Mittani
Azami Nevinyrall
172.0.0.1
#16 - 2012-03-29 02:24:59 UTC
This is all too funny...

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IGNATIUS HOOD
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#17 - 2012-03-29 02:25:02 UTC
Sometimes the best revenge is living well. Sometimes the win comes from not acknowledging the victory. Sometimes the best thing to do in situations such as these is to not become what you claim to loathe so much.

Just saying. 
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."   --H.L. Mencken
Anya Klibor
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#18 - 2012-03-29 02:26:39 UTC
IGNATIUS HOOD wrote:
Sometimes the best revenge is living well. Sometimes the win comes from not acknowledging the victory. Sometimes the best thing to do in situations such as these is to not become what you claim to loathe so much.

Just saying.


And other times "no".

Leadership is something you learn. Maybe one day, you'll learn that.
Davor
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#19 - 2012-03-29 02:27:52 UTC
Look at you NC DOT alts pubbies go
IGNATIUS HOOD
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#20 - 2012-03-29 02:29:50 UTC
Davor wrote:
Look at you NC DOT alts pubbies go


Nice shirt. 
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."   --H.L. Mencken
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