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Incoming stodgy gameplay nerf
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Trinkets friend
Sudden Buggery
Sending Thots And Players
#1 - 2012-03-28 12:44:58 UTC
Look here, young whippersnappers, it is I, Trinkets Friend. You can tell i am a bittervet cause I'm wearing a goshdarn marshall's coat I paid for by embezzling corp slush funds and ripping off nubs and killing them. I am here to complain that the game of EVE Online, and particularly my favorite ship - the Cyclone - is getting the nerfbat in so many ways.

What is this nerf, you ask?

Well, not only are they nerfing neuts, which I regularly fit on my winmatar chariot of awesome, but they are nerfing the Tengu, which nerfs my ability to attack tengus because they will now think my Cyclone is more of a threat to them and primary me, reducing my ability to get in at #65 on a list of 280 parties on a killmail. Outrageous!

Then they are "mixing up"modules and adding new effects! What the crayhole?!? I'm glad that Titan nerfs got wound back a bit by Grayscale, now I won't go AFK on a gate with an Erebus knowing i can shave, shower and shinizzle before it can lock me and pop me! Insanity, I tell you!

Then they made blasters awesome. This means the price of the Freox has gone up, which of course favors the implied value of that researched Ferox BPO I stole from some Quebecois POS in a wormhole, but now everyone's flying blasteroxes its shaken up the status quo! Why, now I might have to train hybrids so i can use a Ferox with Null, or a Naga, i hear they are awesome. Too awesome, by crimminy! We need everything to be forced to use AC's or Arty, just because that's the way its always gone.

And now these micro-jump drives, what is this? I don't know how to fight, I just fly an artybaddon because of alpha, if the FC isn't just calling primary after primary and I mash the broadcast button because i'm worried about my ISK efficiency so badly I'll holler for reps while looting the field mid-battle. I mean, damn guys, the game needs to be wound back to 2008, maybe earlier, when tactics were set in stone and nanophoons went like a shower of crabs. With chilli on them. On your gonads.

Stop this madness! Reply here with your forum alt to support the nerfing of doctrines! Doctrines are vital for braindead bittervets to log on, click "fit all" with a saved Alliance fit, and get shot to pieces by these goshdarn new kids with their newfangled toys.

Huurrrrgh!

~~ Localectomy Blog ~~
Smiling Menace
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2012-03-28 12:51:23 UTC
Trinkets friend wrote:
Look here, young whippersnappers, it is I, Trinkets Friend. You can tell i am a bittervet cause I'm wearing a goshdarn marshall's coat I paid for by embezzling corp slush funds and ripping off nubs and killing them. I am here to complain that the game of EVE Online, and particularly my favorite ship - the Cyclone - is getting the nerfbat in so many ways.

What is this nerf, you ask?

Well, not only are they nerfing neuts, which I regularly fit on my winmatar chariot of awesome, but they are nerfing the Tengu, which nerfs my ability to attack tengus because they will now think my Cyclone is more of a threat to them and primary me, reducing my ability to get in at #65 on a list of 280 parties on a killmail. Outrageous!

Then they are "mixing up"modules and adding new effects! What the crayhole?!? I'm glad that Titan nerfs got wound back a bit by Grayscale, now I won't go AFK on a gate with an Erebus knowing i can shave, shower and shinizzle before it can lock me and pop me! Insanity, I tell you!

Then they made blasters awesome. This means the price of the Freox has gone up, which of course favors the implied value of that researched Ferox BPO I stole from some Quebecois POS in a wormhole, but now everyone's flying blasteroxes its shaken up the status quo! Why, now I might have to train hybrids so i can use a Ferox with Null, or a Naga, i hear they are awesome. Too awesome, by crimminy! We need everything to be forced to use AC's or Arty, just because that's the way its always gone.

And now these micro-jump drives, what is this? I don't know how to fight, I just fly an artybaddon because of alpha, if the FC isn't just calling primary after primary and I mash the broadcast button because i'm worried about my ISK efficiency so badly I'll holler for reps while looting the field mid-battle. I mean, damn guys, the game needs to be wound back to 2008, maybe earlier, when tactics were set in stone and nanophoons went like a shower of crabs. With chilli on them. On your gonads.

Stop this madness! Reply here with your forum alt to support the nerfing of doctrines! Doctrines are vital for braindead bittervets to log on, click "fit all" with a saved Alliance fit, and get shot to pieces by these goshdarn new kids with their newfangled toys.

Huurrrrgh!


Yes.
Daniel Plain
Doomheim
#3 - 2012-03-28 13:11:04 UTC
but... i like tha abaddon :(

I should buy an Ishtar.
Lady Ayeipsia
BlueWaffe
#4 - 2012-03-28 13:28:30 UTC
I think something in there was suppose to merit an emotional response but them good old apathy kicked in, so who cares.
Megnamon
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#5 - 2012-03-28 13:36:27 UTC
I may or may not support this petition, or rant, or manifesto. Wait, what?
Zarnak Wulf
Task Force 641
Empyrean Edict
#6 - 2012-03-28 13:40:02 UTC
O damn! I thought I was ahead of the curve with my blasterox. Curae you Trinket! I'll get you and your little dog too!
Uinuva Karma
Doomheim
#7 - 2012-03-28 13:50:02 UTC
Tears of the non-adapteurs shall moisten my holiest


Posted with my space barbie alt.

Captain Kirk didn't stay in hisec. 
Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#8 - 2012-03-28 13:52:27 UTC
For the benefit of those who have never heard OP on vent, you have to imagine a deep soothing Australian voice occasionally tinged with incredulity.

Funnier? Good.

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Liang Nuren
No Salvation
Divine Damnation
#9 - 2012-03-28 17:27:39 UTC
Khanh'rhh wrote:
For the benefit of those who have never heard OP on vent, you have to imagine a deep soothing Australian voice occasionally tinged with incredulity.

Funnier? Good.


Please provide ventrilo details. I have a "thing" for deep sexy smooth silky aussie voices...

-Liang

I'm an idiot, don't mind me.
Nalha Saldana
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2012-03-28 18:36:38 UTC
+1 we need less! of everything!
OfBalance
Caldari State
#11 - 2012-03-28 18:46:58 UTC
When you reverse, things come at ya from behind.
Caleidascope
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#12 - 2012-03-28 19:57:13 UTC
"Well, not only are they nerfing neuts, which I regularly fit on my winmatar chariot of awesome," and Cyclone, had to hit the like thingy.

Life is short and dinner time is chancy

Eat dessert first!
Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#13 - 2012-03-28 20:33:46 UTC
Liang Nuren wrote:
Khanh'rhh wrote:
For the benefit of those who have never heard OP on vent, you have to imagine a deep soothing Australian voice occasionally tinged with incredulity.

Funnier? Good.


Please provide ventrilo details. I have a "thing" for deep sexy smooth silky aussie voices...

-Liang


I may be convinced to sell some FRAPS recordings.

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Caleidascope
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#14 - 2012-03-28 20:43:10 UTC
Khanh'rhh wrote:
Liang Nuren wrote:
Khanh'rhh wrote:
For the benefit of those who have never heard OP on vent, you have to imagine a deep soothing Australian voice occasionally tinged with incredulity.

Funnier? Good.


Please provide ventrilo details. I have a "thing" for deep sexy smooth silky aussie voices...

-Liang


I may be convinced to sell some FRAPS recordings.

Let the bidding wars begin!
☺

Life is short and dinner time is chancy

Eat dessert first!
James Amril-Kesh
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#15 - 2012-03-28 20:49:34 UTC
Trinkets friend wrote:
Look here, young whippersnappers, it is I, Trinkets Friend. You can tell i am a bittervet cause I'm wearing a goshdarn marshall's coat I paid for by embezzling corp slush funds and ripping off nubs and killing them. I am here to complain that the game of EVE Online, and particularly my favorite ship - the Cyclone - is getting the nerfbat in so many ways.

What is this nerf, you ask?

Well, not only are they nerfing neuts, which I regularly fit on my winmatar chariot of awesome, but they are nerfing the Tengu, which nerfs my ability to attack tengus because they will now think my Cyclone is more of a threat to them and primary me, reducing my ability to get in at #65 on a list of 280 parties on a killmail. Outrageous!

Then they are "mixing up"modules and adding new effects! What the crayhole?!? I'm glad that Titan nerfs got wound back a bit by Grayscale, now I won't go AFK on a gate with an Erebus knowing i can shave, shower and shinizzle before it can lock me and pop me! Insanity, I tell you!

Then they made blasters awesome. This means the price of the Freox has gone up, which of course favors the implied value of that researched Ferox BPO I stole from some Quebecois POS in a wormhole, but now everyone's flying blasteroxes its shaken up the status quo! Why, now I might have to train hybrids so i can use a Ferox with Null, or a Naga, i hear they are awesome. Too awesome, by crimminy! We need everything to be forced to use AC's or Arty, just because that's the way its always gone.

And now these micro-jump drives, what is this? I don't know how to fight, I just fly an artybaddon because of alpha, if the FC isn't just calling primary after primary and I mash the broadcast button because i'm worried about my ISK efficiency so badly I'll holler for reps while looting the field mid-battle. I mean, damn guys, the game needs to be wound back to 2008, maybe earlier, when tactics were set in stone and nanophoons went like a shower of crabs. With chilli on them. On your gonads.

Stop this madness! Reply here with your forum alt to support the nerfing of doctrines! Doctrines are vital for braindead bittervets to log on, click "fit all" with a saved Alliance fit, and get shot to pieces by these goshdarn new kids with their newfangled toys.

Huurrrrgh!

This is a brilliant post.

Enjoying the rain today? ;)
Perihelion Olenard
#16 - 2012-03-28 20:58:33 UTC
What is the purpose of this thread?
Trinkets friend
Sudden Buggery
Sending Thots And Players
#17 - 2012-03-29 02:39:12 UTC
Perihelion Olenard wrote:
What is the purpose of this thread?


Bagel.

~~ Localectomy Blog ~~
Elsa Nietchize
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#18 - 2012-03-29 02:47:48 UTC
How does this affect my FOTM flying habits?
this will have a major impact on my braindead botter alliance
Alara IonStorm
#19 - 2012-03-29 02:48:46 UTC
Liang Nuren wrote:
Khanh'rhh wrote:
For the benefit of those who have never heard OP on vent, you have to imagine a deep soothing Australian voice occasionally tinged with incredulity.

Funnier? Good.

Please provide ventrilo details. I have a "thing" for deep sexy smooth silky aussie voices...

-Liang

We all do Liang.

We all do.
Zarnak Wulf
Task Force 641
Empyrean Edict
#20 - 2012-03-29 03:24:30 UTC
I just threw up a little in my mouth. Ugh
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