Crime & Punishment

Fixed for greater truth.

Actually, just want to point out for sake of serius poasting, that's not entirely accurate.

While it's true RANSM is invite only atm, that has more to do with keeping tight control over member #'s. We do look for certain things in potential members though - but it basically boils down to be a chill brosef, and you'll likely get in.
And here is my proof to back up my claims:
CraftCroc

Who are you to judge what makes a good Pirate? If you want to just PvP go fight R&K, PODLA, Club Bear, Genos etc.
But you don't want a fight, do you? None of the so called COA do, they want easy ganks which The United don't give you and which tbh, makes you that which you seem to so despise.
Then when you get a fight, having EM FC's, you make up killmails to make your side look good but forget to post all your lossmails.

Piracy is different for a lot of people in EVE, there is no one true way to be a Pirate, after all, we are free to do as we want, but saying that Piracy must result in a lossmail, well, get real mate, I make more ISK from ransoming than from a killmail of a noob who got lost on the way to Jita/Rens/wherever the **** else, or just wanted to see what this lowsec lark was all about.

Confirming RANSM will take anyone. I just finished a 3 month infiltration of this "notorious" corp on behalf of certain Peacekeeping(anti-pirate) corps. My findings are these:

1. Many of the members are clearly repressed homosexuals. The killboard in fact has gay porn as the background.
2. All members must be able to dual box 2 falcons.
3. See #2.
4. Getting back to the gay thing there is a disturbing fascination with hairy buttz.
5. But really, I have been propositioned many times late at night for unspeakable activities.
6. DP made me give him 2 Bil isk to join (was reimbursed by Altaen obviously).
7. I was then forced to sing several songs to him in a private lobby while he fell asleep.
8. Several of the members are in fact hard miners who use "PVP" as a cover while secretly "munching ore".
9. One of the members is Mittani alt.
10. Its Evel.

I think the best way to ascertain what makes a good pirate is to fight them. I'll refer you back to my original post - which details some of the best pirate corps and alliances around. I'm not seeing masses of people disagree with my comments, or suggest loads of other pirate groups - Perhaps this is because having fought lots of pirates I know who are good and who aren't - Negative Ten are not a good pirate alliance, it seems you and they are the only people who don't realise this.

COA is based in minnie lowsec, R&K, PODLA and Shadow Cartel aren't. Despite that I have fought R&K & Shadow Cartel in COA or COA allied fleets, most of the time we got our arse handed to us as they dropped overwhelming amounts of capitals or turned out in massively superior fleet comps, T3s supported by lots of logi or multiple carriers, pirate faction battleship fleets etc. I've probably fought PODLA as well, I just can't recall any specific instances.

I don't despise Negative Ten, I just think they are lame, I'll take their offer for some fights though and have some COA fleets drop by soon. Just to save us all some time perhaps Negative Ten would like to confirm in advance whether they'll run and hide in station or whether they'll be hiding in their POS.

The anger and frustration is strong within this noob. Can you show me on this doll where THE UNITED touched you? You sound really butt hurt, even the mere mention of the name THE UNITED has brought your tears to the surface and they are so sweet. Are you gonna cry some more in this thread about how THE UNITED doesn't do what you want it to do when you roll your fleet near our location? Please tell me how your dilemma is my problem. By the way who are you? I've never heard of you in game or even in these forums. Are you somebody important? Do you even matter in eve? Because from where i'm sitting your just another SCRUB-LORD that i've harvested tears from not only in game but right here in these public forums for all to see. Your so Terribad that I'm actually bored with how much you suck at eve. Go wipe your nose, walk up the stairs from your mom's basement and get some sun you pale little kid. While your at it go give your mom a hug and hold on tight to her apron string. I love that just the name alone, "THE UNITED" gets your goat. Your too easy!


Here are some important things to remember:

God created the Heavens, he created the earth! He created THE UNITED! Then he created a set of 50-inch pythons, brother!
From now on you should apply the same process to the process itself.
I can tell you tell deliberate lies while genuinely believing in them.
The piracy we do in and around Rancer is really about peace.
You should know your onions before you speak.
Your what we like to call a TERRIBLE, chuckle nuts. By the way i'm not even winded after saying all this, you big FATTY.

Hard to argue the hawkeye, clearly he has to be best at spotting lowly little fwigatz running around like bunnies on an open field.

i approve of this post

also why are eve fourms so full of emo idiots with no rl and a hardon for correct spelling grammer where is the love the friendship the brotherhood of pilots toghter, the comming toghter of nations and races to unite

btw why do i have 2 lieks i gave myself one who gave me the other

lawl, just noticed. The Untied.

Your right, my judgement is so impaired from all the time I've spent making up kill mails that I have no clue who the best low sec pirate corps and alliances are, its why everyone is disagreeing with my initial comments....oh wait...

That's the thing though Kane I'm saying they are bad, your saying that their actions in running away from fights are "commendable"

COA does have blues with some minnie militia corps that have guys who are -5 or below because we fly in minnie lowsec and have a pro militia stance, we have friends and allies in the militia, because they are our friends and allies we make some exceptions.



Firstly learn to smack.

Secondly. Your so right. All the tears and rage from the times that you've never killed me have tipped me over the edge, I've lost all sense of perspective given that on every occasion that I can recollect where COA has fought Negative Ten you've either a) run away or b) lost

Is it three or four carriers Negative Ten have been forced to self destruct in the last 12 months to COA? I think its three but I'm not entirely sure.

PS. We still get lots of lulz from the time your 20 man BS fleet with a carrier in support ran away from our 25 man mostly cruiser fleet in Hagilur, docked up, sent out a non pirate toon from your alliance to scan our fits, then stabbed your armour battleships and then ran back to Miro to hide in your POS - It's what all the best low sec pirate alliances do.